Stripper Academy Reviews
May 10, 2013
With all of the free porn readily available on the Internet, you have to wonder how there could possibly still be a market for films such as "Stripper Academy". In fact, this is so worthless it barely meets the requirements for being called a film.
It features plenty of topless women, but you couldn't call it sexy. The stuff you find on Cinemax late at night is sexy, this is just exhausting. And despite the fact that it takes place in a strip club and the women are hot, it seems to shy away from showing you the actresses that you really want to see topless in that condition.
I guess the whole thing was meant to be a comedy, bit it's stupid and mean-spirited, relying on jokes about flatulence and fat girls. In reality, there's not even a story here, and the whole mess really is nothing more than a vanity project for writer/director/producer/star Vincent Foster, who somehow raised financing for this just so he could cast it with women in order to make out with them. It's great for him, I suppose, but not so good for the unsuspecting public that had to endure the end result.
There's little reason to call out the horrible writing, acting and directing because no one had any kind of expectations for those things in a film like this. But you can at least expect it to be coherent, or at the very least titillating, but the desperate "Stripper Academy" cannot even deliver on those meager goals and expectations. The girls are hot, and the ones that do get naked admittedly look amazing, but as a viewer you still sit there wondering what the point is.