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Stuck On You Reviews

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Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies

it is an enduring and welcome deviation from the mean-spirited comedies that expend so much energy tearing people down.

Full Review Source: Zertinet Movies | Original Score: 3/4

December 24, 2003
Dan Lybarger
Nitrate Online

What sets the Farrelly brothers apart from their gross out peers is that their movies can involve the brain and touch the heart during breaks between embarrassing discharges.

Full Review Source: Nitrate Online | Original Score: 3/4

December 23, 2003
Nev Pierce
BBC.com

A one-note, one-joke movie, it wastes terrific performances from Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

Full Review Source: BBC.com | Original Score: 2/5

December 23, 2003
David Rooney
Variety
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A one-joke affair about conjoined twins that feels like it bypassed the scripting stage and was filmed directly from the pitch, the comedy remains resoundingly unfunny despite the strained efforts of stars Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear.

Full Review Source: Variety

December 23, 2003
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)

...it is Cher who manages to rescue "Stuck on You"...

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

December 21, 2003
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

Bet this one doesn't stick around long at the box office.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

December 21, 2003
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

Though the film remains entertaining for a little while...the film eventually becomes the same sort of typically dull Farrelly brothers comedy most folks lap up willingly.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 2/4

December 21, 2003
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

...it does opt to aim for something mildly subversive while coasting on something rather subdued and sweet in its watered down cheeky presentation.

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Original Score: 3/4

December 20, 2003
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

More likable than disagreeable.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: B-

December 20, 2003
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Reader
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A brilliant enactment of the comedy of denial.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | Original Score: 3/4

December 19, 2003
James Verniere
Boston Herald

None of this would have worked without the camaraderie and genuine affection Damon and Kinnear bring to their roles, amazing considering the uncomfortably close quarters they shared making this film.

Full Review Source: Boston Herald | Original Score: 3.5/4

December 19, 2003
Marty Mapes
Movie Habit

Farrelly fans may say they've lost their edge, but a good heart lifts this movie above average

Full Review Source: Movie Habit | Original Score: 3/4

December 19, 2003
Nick Rogers
State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL)

The Farrellys tackle something sweeter and more personal than in the past. But it doesn't mean they have to suffer any separation anxiety from what makes their films fun.

Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/4

December 19, 2003
Jonathan R. Perry
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

When we know someone and love them -- that's when we can laugh at them. If Peter and Bobby Farrelly get it, anybody can.

| Original Score: 3.5/4

December 18, 2003
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

With this film, the Farrellys seem to have lost the special balance of humor and sentiment that fueled some of their earlier films.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Original Score: 2.5/4

December 18, 2003
Rachel Deahl
Local Planet Weekly (Spokane, WA)

...Winds up trying to tug at your heart strings more than strike your funny bone

December 18, 2003
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing

I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh plenty of times during Stuck On You, but I'd be negligent if I didn't mention the movie's distracting sloppiness.

| Original Score: 2.5/4

December 17, 2003
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat

The movie avoids cheap shots; instead, you usually laugh at the ingenious ways the characters deal with being conjoined.

Full Review Source: Aisle Seat | Original Score: 3/4

December 17, 2003
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Is Stuck on You a great film? No, not really. But it's a good one with a good heart, and it affords a truly pleasant time at the movies.

Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | Original Score: 4/5

December 17, 2003
Aaron Hillis
Premiere Magazine

The Farrellys try to trade in for a Hollyweird satire, but like the rest of the movie, it's way too wimpy to be biting, let alone side-splitting (no disgusting pun intended).

Full Review Source: Premiere Magazine | Original Score: 2.5/4

December 17, 2003
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