Critic Review - East Bay Express

Don't pack a tube of SPF 50 to the theater; bring a can of Jolt or a double espresso.

August 15, 2011 Full Review Source: East Bay Express | Comments (2)
East Bay Express

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Keirlidoscope

Matt Keirle

Kelly (isn't that a girl's name?):

My suspicion you simply can't compute a film which isn't structured homogenously was colluded by a visit to your website, which is an obtuse mix of banal content and (mainly) advertising banners.

Sorry there weren't any car chases, shoot-outs, or predictable romcom or homcom love interests in Sunshine.

As a critic you should appreciate cinema as an art form, as well as a mode of entertainment. The fact you do not means every time you walk in the multiplex, clutchly your free ticket smugly, you are doing so under false pretences.

Another Charlatan struts his stuff.

Mar 7 - 05:31 AM

Scott Kesner

Scott Kesner

I couldn't take your argument seriously after the childish name joke.

Apr 2 - 09:50 PM

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