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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

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Average Rating: 2.2/10
Reviews Counted: 45
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A startling lack of taste pervades Superbabies, a sequel offering further proof that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming from the mouths of babes.

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Average Rating: 2.6/10
Critic Reviews: 20
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 20

A startling lack of taste pervades Superbabies, a sequel offering further proof that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming from the mouths of babes.

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Directed by Bob Clark, Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 follows a new generation of ultra-smart talking toddlers who have landed in the center of a dastardly scheme perpetrated by media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight). With the help of Kahuna (Leo, Myles, and Gerry Fitzgerald); part spy, part superhero, all baby Archie (Michael and Max Iles); Finkleman (Jordan and Jared Scheiderman); Alex (Joshua and Maxwell Lockhart); and Rosita (Keana and Maia Bastidas), the youngsters set off in hopes of

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Gregory Poppen

Jan 4, 2005

$9.0M

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That's the thing about children when it comes to movies: They're not that discriminating. They can be perilously easy to please, which is why it's important that their parents protect them from films like Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

July 15, 2014 Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune
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Unspeakably ghastly.

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Wall Street Journal
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Why? Seriously, why? Why would anyone make a sequel to Baby Geniuses, a 1999 film whose existence, from its title on down, appeared to be a cruel joke about the gullibility of the lowest common denominator?

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: AV Club
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Excruciating.

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader
Chicago Reader
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No worry about brainwashing kids through this movie, though. They probably won't be that entertained.

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | Comment (1)
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The action sequences are phony-looking; the dialogue sounds largely improvised on the fly; the laughs are few and far between; and the acting ... is, to put it kindly, wooden.

August 27, 2004 Full Review Source: Washington Post
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I found this all profoundly disturbing.

July 15, 2014 Full Review Source: Toledo Blade
Toledo Blade

This is one of those what-could-they-have-been-thinking movies.

July 15, 2014 Full Review Source: People Magazine
People Magazine

The first Baby Geniuses, released in 1999, was one of the most inane, humorless, ill-conceived, poorly acted comedies of the year. As difficult as it is to imagine, the sequel is even worse.

July 15, 2014 Full Review Source: New Times
New Times

These babies need a time out.

January 1, 2011 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment (1)
Common Sense Media

Apart from Jon Voight, slumming and turning in a rather droll, if lonely, performance as the German-accented villain, the movie amounts to cynical, cutesy claptrap.

March 8, 2007 Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Camp primer for the Huggies Pull-Ups crowd.

January 31, 2005 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine
Slant Magazine

[It's] the sort of intellectually offensive children's movie one would make if one knew nothing about children.

December 19, 2004 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com
eFilmCritic.com

Clark's CGI-induced rugrat romp is about as inspiring in its hilarity as a diaper rash. Exceedingly nonsensical and...excuse the intended pun-infantile

September 19, 2004 Full Review Source: Movie Eye
Movie Eye

Like dadaist art, Baby Geniuses challenge the artist-audience contract: We *hear* the babies talking, but we clearly *see* that they aren't.

September 18, 2004 Full Review Source: Flak Magazine
Flak Magazine

To call this immeasurably terrible movie 'stupid and nonsensical' would be an insult to stupid and nonsensical movies.

September 8, 2004 Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher
Flick Filosopher

It is offensive on so many levels. First, let's just call SuperBabies what it is: child abuse.

September 5, 2004 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Comment (1)
Austin Chronicle

This unnecessary sequel to 1999's Baby Geniuses is so bad it makes the Olsen twins' catalog of work look like Laurence Olivier's Shakespearean output.

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Boston Herald
Boston Herald

Is there really a market of children out there that will find this funny or entertaining?

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix
Boston Phoenix

You're not actually still reading about this stupid, crass, condescending, dreadful movie, are you?

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Jam! Movies
Jam! Movies

Best parental advice: if you had to take the kids to Garfield, you've already suffered enough this summer.

September 3, 2004 Full Review Source: Worcester Telegram & Gazette

Audience Reviews for Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

The first was only average, and this is just way too fu***** ridiculous! Come on! babies with super powers! What is going to be next?!
January 14, 2010
KJ Proulx

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What in the holy mother of god did I just watch
December 2, 2011
Bradley Wright

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Sure, it's a cute movie, but nothing works. Everything is excruciating, even with Jon Voight's somewhat decent acting as a German villain. It is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
July 19, 2013
Bryce Iwaschuk

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    1. Finkleman: Why don't you pick on someone half of your size?
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