Average Rating: 2.2/10
Reviews Counted: 41
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 41
Superbabies continues to prove that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming out of a toddler's mouth.
Average Rating: 2.5/10
Critic Reviews: 17
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 17
Superbabies continues to prove that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming out of a toddler's mouth.
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Directed by Bob Clark, Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 follows a new generation of ultra-smart talking toddlers who have landed in the center of a dastardly scheme perpetrated by media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight). With the help of Kahuna (Leo, Myles, and Gerry Fitzgerald); part spy, part superhero, all baby Archie (Michael and Max Iles); Finkleman (Jordan and Jared Scheiderman); Alex (Joshua and Maxwell Lockhart); and Rosita (Keana and Maia Bastidas), the youngsters set off in hopes of
PG, 1 hr. 28 min.
Aug 27, 2004 Wide
Jan 4, 2005
$9.0M
Sony Pictures Entertainment
All Critics (42) | Top Critics (17) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (43) | DVD (5)
Ghastly.
Excruciating.
No worry about brainwashing kids through this movie, though. They probably won't be that entertained.
The action sequences are phony-looking; the dialogue sounds largely improvised on the fly; the laughs are few and far between; and the acting ... is, to put it kindly, wooden.
Whatever wit could be mined from the idea of breaking the code to baby talk was exhausted in the original Baby Geniuses five years ago.
The shtick is as stale and over-processed as expired Froot Loops, with references that were dated even when the original was released.
These babies need a time out.
Apart from Jon Voight, slumming and turning in a rather droll, if lonely, performance as the German-accented villain, the movie amounts to cynical, cutesy claptrap.
Why? Seriously, why?
A sick joke that should make strange bedfellows between pederasts and the insipid demographic that keeps Anne Geddes's paper stacked.
Camp primer for the Huggies Pull-Ups crowd.
This movie is just plain wrong. So, so, so wrong.
[It's] the sort of intellectually offensive children's movie one would make if one knew nothing about children.
Clark's CGI-induced rugrat romp is about as inspiring in its hilarity as a diaper rash. Exceedingly nonsensical and...excuse the intended pun-infantile
Like dadaist art, Baby Geniuses challenge the artist-audience contract: We *hear* the babies talking, but we clearly *see* that they aren't.
To call this immeasurably terrible movie 'stupid and nonsensical' would be an insult to stupid and nonsensical movies.
It is offensive on so many levels. First, let's just call SuperBabies what it is: child abuse.
Is there really a market of children out there that will find this funny or entertaining?
You're not actually still reading about this stupid, crass, condescending, dreadful movie, are you?
Best parental advice: if you had to take the kids to Garfield, you've already suffered enough this summer.
So many things about this movie are so, so wrong that it's almost right.
What in the holy mother of god did I just watch
March 5, 2011
Super Reviewer
The first was only average, and this is just way too fu***** ridiculous! Come on! babies with super powers! What is going to be next?!
January 14, 2010Super Reviewer
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