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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

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Average Rating: 2.2/10
Reviews Counted: 41
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 41

Superbabies continues to prove that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming out of a toddler's mouth.

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Average Rating: 2.5/10
Critic Reviews: 17
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 17

Superbabies continues to prove that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming out of a toddler's mouth.

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Average Rating: 2.1/5
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Movie Info

Directed by Bob Clark, Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 follows a new generation of ultra-smart talking toddlers who have landed in the center of a dastardly scheme perpetrated by media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight). With the help of Kahuna (Leo, Myles, and Gerry Fitzgerald); part spy, part superhero, all baby Archie (Michael and Max Iles); Finkleman (Jordan and Jared Scheiderman); Alex (Joshua and Maxwell Lockhart); and Rosita (Keana and Maia Bastidas), the youngsters set off in hopes of

PG, 1 hr. 28 min.

Action & Adventure, Kids & Family, Comedy

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Gregory Poppen

Jan 4, 2005

$9.0M

Sony Pictures Entertainment

All Critics (42) | Top Critics (17) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (43) | DVD (5)

Ghastly.

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Wall Street Journal | Comment
Wall Street Journal
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Excruciating.

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | Comment
Chicago Reader
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No worry about brainwashing kids through this movie, though. They probably won't be that entertained.

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | Comment (1)
Dallas Morning News
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The action sequences are phony-looking; the dialogue sounds largely improvised on the fly; the laughs are few and far between; and the acting ... is, to put it kindly, wooden.

August 27, 2004 Full Review Source: Washington Post | Comment
Washington Post
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Whatever wit could be mined from the idea of breaking the code to baby talk was exhausted in the original Baby Geniuses five years ago.

August 27, 2004 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Comment
San Francisco Chronicle
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The shtick is as stale and over-processed as expired Froot Loops, with references that were dated even when the original was released.

August 27, 2004 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | Comment
Newark Star-Ledger
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These babies need a time out.

January 1, 2011 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment (1)
Common Sense Media

Apart from Jon Voight, slumming and turning in a rather droll, if lonely, performance as the German-accented villain, the movie amounts to cynical, cutesy claptrap.

March 8, 2007 Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Comment
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Why? Seriously, why?

January 5, 2007 Full Review Source: AV Club | Comment
AV Club

A sick joke that should make strange bedfellows between pederasts and the insipid demographic that keeps Anne Geddes's paper stacked.

January 31, 2005 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

Camp primer for the Huggies Pull-Ups crowd.

January 31, 2005 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

This movie is just plain wrong. So, so, so wrong.

January 13, 2005 Comment
Reel.com

[It's] the sort of intellectually offensive children's movie one would make if one knew nothing about children.

December 19, 2004 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Comment
eFilmCritic.com

Clark's CGI-induced rugrat romp is about as inspiring in its hilarity as a diaper rash. Exceedingly nonsensical and...excuse the intended pun-infantile

September 19, 2004 Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Comment
Movie Eye

Like dadaist art, Baby Geniuses challenge the artist-audience contract: We *hear* the babies talking, but we clearly *see* that they aren't.

September 18, 2004 Full Review Source: Flak Magazine | Comment
Flak Magazine

To call this immeasurably terrible movie 'stupid and nonsensical' would be an insult to stupid and nonsensical movies.

September 8, 2004 Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | Comment
Flick Filosopher

It is offensive on so many levels. First, let's just call SuperBabies what it is: child abuse.

September 5, 2004 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Comment (1)
Austin Chronicle

Is there really a market of children out there that will find this funny or entertaining?

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Comment
Boston Phoenix

You're not actually still reading about this stupid, crass, condescending, dreadful movie, are you?

September 4, 2004 Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | Comment
Jam! Movies

Best parental advice: if you had to take the kids to Garfield, you've already suffered enough this summer.

September 3, 2004 Full Review Source: Worcester Telegram & Gazette | Comment

So many things about this movie are so, so wrong that it's almost right.

September 3, 2004 Full Review Source: Los Angeles CityBeat | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

What in the holy mother of god did I just watch

March 5, 2011
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Brad Wright

Super Reviewer

The first was only average, and this is just way too fu***** ridiculous! Come on! babies with super powers! What is going to be next?!

January 14, 2010
KJ Proulx

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