Super Troopers Quotes

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• 1. Mac: Sorry-ass local cops. You think you have a nice relationship with someone based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. The next thing you know they're trying to take you out.
  – Submitted by Joseph B (3 months ago)
• 1. Farva: Liter is french, for give me some fucking Cola before I break Vue's fucking lip!
  – Submitted by Nathan H (5 months ago)
• 1. Farva: I want a God-dam litre of cola!
  2. Farva: That's french for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA!
  – Submitted by russell b (5 months ago)
• 1. Foster: License and registration! CHICKEN-FUCKER!! BAAAAKAAA!
  – Submitted by Kelly R (5 months ago)
• 1. Ursula: Bend over and touch your toes.. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
  – Submitted by Shanna M (6 months ago)
• 1. Capt. John O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'
  2. Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
  3. Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
  4. Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  5. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols]
  – Submitted by Michael G (9 months ago)
• 1. Larry Johnson: Bear fucker, do u need assistance?
  – Submitted by Chad I (12 months ago)
• 1. Rabbit: You are freaking out... man.
  – Submitted by Seth B (13 months ago)
• 1. Thorny: Enhance...(types on keyboard)...Enhance...(types on keyboard)...Enhance...(types on keyboard)...
  – Submitted by Mladen K (15 months ago)
• 1. Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.
  – Submitted by Kyle R (16 months ago)
• 1. Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
  – Submitted by David S (19 months ago)
• 1. Farva: Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.
  – Submitted by David S (19 months ago)