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Diego John Tutweiller
After a long talk with your mother, I fucked her on an elevator.
It was wrong on so many levels.
Please direct yourself to the nearest burn treatment center.
Jun 16 - 07:07 PM
Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise. Of course, when I wasn't fucking her
Jun 16 - 07:09 PM
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Jun 16 - 07:11 PM
Yo mama is soo poor that birds throw bread at her.
Jun 16 - 07:12 PM
Your mom is so poor that when she walks down the street with only one shoe, it means she FOUND one.
Jun 16 - 07:13 PM
Yo mama's head is soooo small that when she got her ears pierced she bled out.
Jun 16 - 07:14 PM
Your mom is so fat, NASA has set a satellite in orbit around her.
Jun 16 - 07:15 PM
Yo mama is sooooo fat that her belly button comes home 15 minutes before she does
Jun 16 - 07:17 PM
Your mom is so stupid she thought that polygons turned into frogs.
Jun 16 - 07:19 PM
Yo mama is sooooo ugly they moved Halloween to her birthday
Jun 16 - 07:21 PM
Your mom is so fat that hikers try to ascend her north slope.
Jun 16 - 07:30 PM
Yo mama is soooooo ugly that when she looks in a mirror, her reflection shakes its head.
Jun 16 - 07:32 PM
If your clothes were any uglier, they'd be married to your dad.
Jun 16 - 07:35 PM