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Actresses you want to bone

Emilia Clarke
Magoo
06-16-2013 09:15 PM

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Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Only on Rotten Tomatoes could this post get 129 comments.

Jun 18 - 12:36 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

This truly is the best crew on the internet.

Jun 18 - 06:24 AM

President Pedro

President Pedro

Emma Stone
Emma Watson
Amy Adams
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Jessica Chastain
Antje Traue
Alice Eve
Rebecca Hall

Jun 17 - 04:33 PM

John Tyler

J *

Astounding list.

Jun 17 - 04:34 PM

President Pedro

President Pedro

I'd give it a 10/10 lol.

Jun 17 - 04:37 PM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

*slow clap* Replace Emma Stone with Bryce Dallas Howard and that's the best list yet

Jun 18 - 06:18 AM

Mike Myres

Mike Myres

Jay Cutler (or what ever his name is atm) and Father Magoo (most likely a Jay Cutler account) want to bone (most likely titty fuck) Danny Devito.

Jun 17 - 04:30 PM

John Tyler

J *

If only that were true LMAO

Jun 17 - 04:31 PM

Tayo Akomolede

Tayo Akomlede

Shantel VanSanten, lol. Though she has not been in a big movie since The Final Destination (2009).

Jun 17 - 04:27 PM

John Tyler

J *

I forgot about Shantel VanSanten. She's a real beauty.

Jun 17 - 04:30 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Olivia Thirlby is bisexual, sooo..... she might be interested in me and Megan Fox

Jun 17 - 12:41 PM

Rocket

Rocket Raccoon

Well this has grown fast.

Jun 17 - 11:52 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Christina Hendricks? Anyone?

Jun 17 - 09:58 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Wasn't she that annoying cunt in Drive that got her head blown off?

Jun 17 - 09:59 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Yeah.

Jun 17 - 10:00 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

....yeah, I'd do it

Jun 17 - 10:02 AM

Magoo

Ashley Taken

Her boobs are way too big.

Jun 17 - 09:59 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Not for me. Giggity.

Jun 17 - 10:01 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Not possible

Jun 17 - 10:02 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

LMFAO. Very true, Jake.

Jun 17 - 10:03 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

heh heh...alllright...

Jun 17 - 10:43 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Not possible

Jun 17 - 10:02 AM

John Tyler

J *

Damn! I can't believe I forgot about her.

Jun 17 - 10:00 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

She is just... Mmmmmm.

Jun 17 - 10:02 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Analeigh Tipton

Jun 17 - 09:51 AM

John Tyler

J *

Damn! I forgot about her. Did you see her in Warm Bodies? She was F-I-N-E, FINE in that movie.

Jun 17 - 09:52 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

YAHMAN

Jun 17 - 09:53 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

Meh. Teresa Palmer was way hotter in that movie

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

John Tyler

J *

I felt both were equally beautiful.

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Not even a little bit

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

She was much hotter.

Jun 17 - 10:00 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

Natalie Portman. As a matter of fact, just let me marry her

Jun 17 - 09:39 AM

Magoo

Ashley Taken

She is so hot.

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

John Tyler

J *

Olivia Thirlby, Olivia Wilde, Gabriella Wilde, Emmy Rossum, Jacinda Barrett, Laurie Holden, Radha Mitchell, Ashley Judd, Jane Levy, Keira Knightley, Jessica Chastain, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Kelly Preston, Marg Helgenberger, Sienna Guillory, Ali Larter, Jennifer Lawrence, Marion Cotillard, Rebecca Hall, Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Natalie Portman, Ayelet Zurer, Heather Graham, Scarlett Johansson, Cobie Smulders, Elizabeth Blackmore, Stana Katic, Amber Heard, and others.

Jun 17 - 09:37 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Damn good list (with the exception of Keira Knightley).

Jun 17 - 09:38 AM

John Tyler

J *

What are you talking about? Keira Knightley is practically a goddess amongst mortal women.

Jun 17 - 09:47 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

She just doesn't do anything for me honestly.

Jun 17 - 09:49 AM

John Tyler

J *

Well, everybody has different tastes.

Jun 17 - 09:50 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Man, I almost cried.

Jun 17 - 09:51 AM

John Tyler

J *

If had a threesome, it would be with Juliette Binoche and Rachel Nichols. If my wife had one, it would be with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling.

Jun 17 - 09:54 AM

Magoo

Ashley Taken

At the same time.

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

John Abella

John Abella

Emma Watson, Chloe Moretz, Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice

Jun 17 - 09:09 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Maybe if you were 10 years older, you could've........ no wait, you still wouldn't.

Jun 17 - 09:11 AM

John Abella

John Abella

I forgot you...XD
I like to bone your P-cat too.

Jun 17 - 09:14 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Thanks, that was why I was mad.

Jun 17 - 09:15 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Hey J-Law...would you ever do it with a muppet?

Jun 17 - 09:17 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Maybe........ if Megan Fox joins

Jun 17 - 09:49 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Well, if that's what it takes, then it shall be done.

Jun 17 - 09:50 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Shit, even I would get in on that.

Jun 17 - 10:15 AM

John Abella

John Abella

Sorry. Btw, what is your favorite color?

Jun 17 - 09:23 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Neon green.

Jun 17 - 09:25 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Bluew

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

John Abella

John Abella

Mine is red. Pinkish red.

Jun 17 - 09:58 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

The color of your dick after you jack off to Eddie Murphy.

Jun 17 - 10:21 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

The color of your bumhole after a night with In Your Dreams?

Jun 17 - 10:35 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

It's like he made that post to set himself up for these responses...

Jun 17 - 10:37 AM

John Abella

John Abella

These gays are coming out lol...

Jun 17 - 10:41 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

You're terrible at trolling. Please stop embarrassing yourself

Jun 17 - 09:14 AM

Overfed Jed

Overfed Jed

Not an actress but I am the most attractive person I know.

Jun 17 - 05:59 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Too bad your movies aren't

Jun 17 - 09:16 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

A million bucks says you'll end up starring in a movie of his one day

Jun 17 - 09:31 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

A trillion say I will

Jun 17 - 09:55 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Emma Stone
Alice Eve
Christina Hendricks
Amy Adams
Scarlett Johansson
Emily Blunt

Jun 16 - 11:15 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Jennifer Lawrence
Marion Cotillard
Anne Hathaway
and Jane Levy as well

Jun 17 - 05:20 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Thank you

Jun 17 - 09:50 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Emma Stone
Alice Eve
Christina Hendricks
Amy Adams
Scarlett Johansson

Jun 16 - 11:15 PM

John Abella

John Abella

Chloe Moretz

Jun 16 - 11:05 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Um, how old are you?

Jun 17 - 09:07 AM

Magoo

Ashley Taken

I was about to say that she's underage, but this guy's probably like 12 years old.

Jun 17 - 09:09 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Haha Wouldn't be surprised in the least.

Jun 17 - 09:10 AM

Alivia Smith

Alivia Smith

Woah, thank god i reread the title

Jun 16 - 09:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

What did you think it was...?

Jun 16 - 09:35 PM

John Abella

John Abella

Mother Magoo

Jun 16 - 09:17 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Oh, I see what you did there!!! Did everyone catch that? He tried to insinuate that he would have sex with Father Magoo's mother! Forget about the fact that Father Magoo isn't a real name and I'm sure his mother isn't an actress. Isn't he clever? Wow, you're so clever.

Jun 16 - 09:23 PM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Actually, since Father Magoo is already "Father", Mother Magoo would be Magoo's wife. And boom goes the dynamite

Jun 16 - 09:24 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Holy shit, you're right lol. Mind = blown.

Jun 16 - 09:25 PM

Magoo

Ashley Taken

There are no female priests in the Church of Magoo. Therefore no women take the name Mother. I know that he is insinuating that he wants to bone my wife, but which one is he referring to?

Jun 16 - 09:33 PM

John Abella

John Abella

I was referring to your wife but it seems Chase has limited brain functions. Not his fault though.

Jun 16 - 10:13 PM

Rocket

Rocket Raccoon

Or he was drunk and high. Look around, man.

Jun 17 - 06:14 AM

John Abella

John Abella

Yes...drunks and potheads everywhere...I see now.

Jun 17 - 09:05 AM

John Abella

John Abella

Yes...drunks and potheads everywhere...I see now. You mix drugs and beer with low IQ and these are the people you get...

Jun 17 - 09:05 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

You mix beer and a broken condom and John Abella is what you get.

Jun 17 - 09:21 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

DAAAAAAAAAMN!

Jun 17 - 09:22 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

DAAAAAAAAAMN!

Jun 17 - 09:22 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Seriously. John Abella is the poster child for abstinence. Just show his mug in sex education. I guarantee teen pregnancies would go down.

"Kids, THIS could happen to you."

Jun 17 - 09:26 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

That's fucking mint, dude! LMFAO

Jun 17 - 09:28 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

And then after the kids compose themselves from their tears of fear, the teacher would show them a picture of John's alter ego, Matthew Preston. They would have to lock the windows because I guarantee some students would attempt to take nosedives out of the window, simply because of the mind numbing horror.

Jun 17 - 09:31 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

That's amazing. I want to reply something just as funny, but I just can't lol

Jun 17 - 09:35 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Lol Your posts are pretty hilarious, Mr. Gilmore. They crack me up everyday. Just returning the favor.

Jun 17 - 10:14 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Thanks, Mr. Nyland. And same to you, your jokes were so funny they gave me heartburn the other day LMFAO.

Jun 17 - 10:19 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Lol I hope you had Tums!

Jun 17 - 10:36 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Nope. I just had to soldier through it. Haha

Jun 17 - 10:38 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Lol I thought I was only able to give heartburn to my ex girlfriend.

Jun 17 - 10:42 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

My Ex-Girlfriend is a bitch, man. She keeps trying to get back with me, but I think the only reason I liked her is because 1. She liked Star Wars and 2. She was hot lol

Jun 17 - 10:47 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

She isn't peeling this banana anytime soon, no sir.

Jun 17 - 10:48 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Good man! My ex finally moved to Georgia, so I don't hear from her anymore. She kept trying to convince me that she wanted to be friends with benefits but every time I gave that a try, she tried to force dinner dates and trips to New York to see her family. The sex wasn't good enough to put up with that nonsense lol.

Jun 17 - 11:13 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I feel you, man. Actually I don't, but I know what you mean lol

Jun 17 - 11:15 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Lol I find that Russian women and Latinas are the best in bed.

Jun 17 - 11:17 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Your dick spans the globe, man. LMFAO

Jun 17 - 11:18 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I just get lucky and find them in the city lol.

Jun 17 - 11:21 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Haha Nice.

Jun 17 - 11:22 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Stop Chase, your similarities to me are getting creepy

Jun 17 - 11:22 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Last year I was like a fucking chick repellent, but this year all these girls are trying to hop aboard the Winding Gilmore Train. What the fuck? lol

Jun 17 - 11:23 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Lol how so, Jake?

And that's good news, Gilmore! Get Lucky by Daft Punk is now your theme song.

Jun 17 - 11:26 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

LOL I guess so, man. Haha

Jun 17 - 11:29 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

You have good taste in music as well haha.

Jun 17 - 11:33 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

As do you, Chase. I've had Memory Tapes in my head for days now lol

Jun 17 - 11:34 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I'm listening to Safety right now!

Jun 17 - 11:36 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Fuck yeah, man! I'm listening to Pacific Coast Highway at the moment.

Jun 17 - 11:37 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I fucking love that song.

Jun 17 - 11:40 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Whenever I work out I put on some Kavinsky and I feel fucking invincible. Haha

Jun 17 - 11:41 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I do the same thing with Com Truise. Check him out, too. He's incredible.

Jun 17 - 11:44 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

His names Com Truise? I like him already lol

Jun 17 - 11:45 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Yeah lol. Very similar to Kavinsky. Brokendate is my favorite song by him.

Jun 17 - 11:46 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I'm 41 seconds into the song (Brokendate) and I already love it lol

Jun 17 - 11:49 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

It's awesome, right?!

Jun 17 - 11:50 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Yeah, dude. It has cool 80's euphoric feel to it.

Jun 17 - 11:52 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Indeed. There are so many incredible artists out there that it's hard to keep up with them all. I love music.

Jun 17 - 11:54 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I used to be into music, but then it all got so commercial and shitty so I gave up on it. But you'r starting to get me into it again

Jun 17 - 11:56 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Empire of the Sun
Toro Y Moi
Bonobo
TOBACCO
Washed Out
Baths
The Radio Dept.
Crystal Castles
Wild Nothing
M83
Neon Indian
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Gas
Memory Cassette
Beach House
Tan Lines
Beach Fossils
Hot Chip
Cut Copy

Check these bands out whenever you feel like hearing some new tunes. You won't be disappointed.

Jun 17 - 12:23 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Slowly but surely listening to one song by each artist lol. I love M83

Jun 17 - 12:40 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

M83 is amazing. Let me know what you think!

Jun 17 - 12:44 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Totes magoats, man! lol

Jun 17 - 12:46 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

You should check out a guy named, ADoseOfBuckley on YouTube he gives rants about current events and is absolutely hilarious.

Jun 17 - 12:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Dear John,

Please remove yourself from society.

Signed, Your Friendly Neighborhood Trollfighter.

Jun 16 - 09:36 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Megan Fox

Jun 16 - 09:16 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Seems legit.

Jun 16 - 09:24 PM

Overfed Jed

Overfed Jed

That comment made my laugh out loud.

Jun 17 - 05:47 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Keep makin' movies Bay! You rock!

Jun 17 - 09:00 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Heather Graham

Jun 16 - 09:16 PM

Magoo

Ashley Taken

Yum

Jun 16 - 09:18 PM

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