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He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy! - Life of Brian
I kick ass for the lord! - Braindead
I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! - Tropic Thunder
Like tears in rain - Blade Runner
Shows over motherfuckers - Kick-Ass
Oct 24 - 04:43 AM
'Try not. Do or do not. There is no try' - Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back
'The time has come. Execute Order 66' - Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith
'It's too bad she won't love. But then again, who does?' - Gaff from Blade Runner
'You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!!' - Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
'I have to pee on her. I mean, I have to go pee' - Scott Pilgrim from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
'Men get arrested. Dogs get put down' - Rorschach from Watchmen
'You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn't make it across the river' - The Driver from Drive.
Aug 12 - 02:37 PM
"I got the motive which is money and the body which is DEAD!"- In the Heat of the Night
"Stick Around..."- Predator
"Yippie ki yay, motherfucker." - Die Hard
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS"- LOTR
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (ADVICE ALL VILLAINS SHOULD TAKE NOTE!)
"Oh, no...[embracing McMurphy] I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way... You're coming with me.[laying him down] Let's go." Chief, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Jul 30 - 08:03 PM
"Why so serious?" -The Joker, The Dark Knight
"Yippie ki yay, motherfucker." -John McClane, Die Hard
"When Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die." -Bane, The Dark Knight Rises
"Get away from her you bitch!" -Ellen Ripley, Aliens
"You'll think you've been fucked by a train." -Warden, The Shawshank Redemption
"I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie." -Ash, Alien
"I am better." -Khan "At what?" -Kirk "Everything." -Khan, Star Trek Into Darkness
"Since my customary farewell would seem oddly self-serving, I shall simply say: Good luck." -Spock Prime, Star Trek
"Clever girl." -Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park
"Welcome to the Planet." -Lois Lane, Man of Steel
"There's a snake in my boot!" -Woody, Toy Story 3
Jul 13 - 02:40 AM
Die Hard Film Series
Jul 10 - 03:33 PM
"In my opinion you're an amazing man!" ( Santo In The Wax Museum )
Jul 1 - 09:03 AM
"no, try not, do or do not" -yoda (star wars episode 5)
Jun 30 - 07:06 PM
John Tyler McClane
"HUGO AND UP FUCKING SUCKED!" - The Reverend Sir Lord "In"Diego "Darth" John "Tut"weiller Unchained Fett Jones with a Vengeance III, Esq, MD, of the Trolls
Jun 25 - 12:04 PM
Diego John Tutweiller
Jun 27 - 02:16 AM
I want my two dollars!
Jun 23 - 11:40 PM
Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
"Be afraid. Be VERY afraid."
Jun 23 - 12:31 PM
"You opened the box, we came"
"Don't cry, it's a waste of good suffering"
"Die clean. Die clean white man from town"
"Your liking this aren't you? Are you kidding I fucking love it"
"Buddy, I think your slime"
"Can you fly Bobby?"
"Bueller, Bueller, Bueller"
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
Jun 23 - 12:49 PM
"I'm sorry. Did I ruin your concentration?"
Jun 23 - 12:52 PM
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Jun 23 - 12:55 PM
Norman Stansfield: Benny, bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: EV-ERY-ONE!!
Jun 23 - 12:18 PM
"I raped my mom"-John Abella
Jun 22 - 06:28 AM
*"I raped Nikindian's mom"
Jun 22 - 06:30 AM
"I raped Abella's mom"
Jun 22 - 08:08 AM
"I like semen ponies" - John Abella
Jun 22 - 06:04 AM
Jun 22 - 05:41 AM
"Happy trails, Hans!"
Jun 22 - 05:39 AM
"Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that memo. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call."
Jun 22 - 05:37 AM
"Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong us, shall we not revenge?"
Jun 22 - 05:35 AM
Samuel L Jackson
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
Jun 22 - 04:14 AM
"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. "
Jun 20 - 04:44 AM
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Dude, want do you fucking want? Can you stop being such a damn ass-muncher?
Jun 20 - 05:03 AM
fuck ur mama
Jun 22 - 05:31 AM
His real name is Mr Nepal HIV not John Abella
Jun 22 - 05:48 AM
Jun 22 - 05:49 AM
Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Jun 20 - 04:41 AM
At least put quotation marks after you copy paste maggot.
Jun 20 - 04:43 AM
"My idea of fun is making fake RT accounts" - John Tyler
Jun 20 - 04:29 AM
Jun 20 - 04:34 AM
Jun 22 - 06:29 AM
"Why the first movie sucked poo" - Matthew Preston
Jun 20 - 03:48 AM
We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die
Jun 19 - 05:34 PM
"FUCK OFF BITCH" - Carlos Lo
Jun 19 - 04:01 AM
"I'm getting married in 2 days.....................
Jun 18 - 08:18 PM
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jun 18 - 08:04 PM
IF you were a sheep....would you fuck another sheep?
Jun 18 - 08:08 PM
I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
Jun 18 - 08:11 PM
YO BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?
Jun 18 - 08:13 PM
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.
Jun 18 - 08:15 PM
what is your damage little? boy?
Jun 18 - 08:16 PM
Hey. Get the fuck off her. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey.
Jun 18 - 08:17 PM
I love when they show Tales from the Hood on regular cable. They say "maggot farmer" instead of motherfucker.
Jun 18 - 08:01 PM
?If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren?t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I?d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I?d bang your tuna girlfriend.?
?Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don?t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I?m assuming it?s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You?ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We?ve talked to ourselves. We?ve communicated. And I said, ?You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!? We?ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.?
?How you gonna do that??
?We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It?s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That?ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You?re outdone and outmanned???.Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? ?..NOPE.?
Jun 18 - 07:19 PM
Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Saddler, welcome...to Jurassic Park.
Jun 18 - 06:00 PM
"I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not! Oh, hi, Mark."
Jun 18 - 05:33 PM
"Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God! Oh, man! Oh, God!"
Jun 18 - 03:11 PM
Where's that from?
Jun 20 - 05:04 AM
Tough Guys Don't Dance starring Ryan O'Neal.
Jun 20 - 09:55 AM
Leeloo Dallas multipass
Jun 18 - 03:10 PM
The racist slurs from "Do The Right Thing"...Classic!!
Jun 18 - 03:08 PM
What about pulp fiction?
"is there sign out front that says dead n----- storage?" <----- something along those lines. Then again, Django with all the n-bombs. Bot ending in gger and gga.
Jun 23 - 12:54 PM
"I kick ass for the Lord!"
"It's not who I am underneath, but what I dooooooooooo, that defines me"
Jun 18 - 03:07 PM
"Holy shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!"
Jun 18 - 01:11 PM
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Jun 18 - 01:09 PM
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." = What Ryan O'Neal believes is the dumbest he ever heard.
Jun 18 - 12:55 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--(head slammed by basketball)"
Jun 18 - 12:51 PM
LOL! I laughed.
That's exactly how it goes, believe it or not LMAO
Jun 18 - 12:52 PM
"You know what I used to have for breakfast?! Cocaine! You know what I used to have for lunch?! Cocaine!"
"What did you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?"
Jun 18 - 12:50 PM
"And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves."
Jun 18 - 12:21 PM
"May be yes, may be no, may be fuck yourself"
Jun 18 - 12:47 PM
It was kinda weird hearing Woody Allen curse. It's like hearing Jack Lemmon or Christian Bale curse.
Jun 20 - 04:46 AM
"I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!"
"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"
Jun 18 - 09:21 AM
Ash J. Gilmore
"That was one juicy dick, Mr. Murphy" - John Albella
Jun 18 - 08:21 AM
Jun 18 - 08:54 AM
It seems as thought there's a new worse troll every month.
Jun 18 - 08:57 AM
You always seem to think of Eddie Murphy's dick eh?
Jun 18 - 09:19 AM
You're the one who said he made your dick "pinkish-red"
Jun 18 - 09:24 AM
"I was playing ping pong in Ding Dang..."
Jun 18 - 07:18 AM
"My stepfather tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf."
Jun 17 - 11:54 AM
Jun 17 - 11:56 AM
The Howling III, dumbfuck.
Jun 17 - 11:57 AM
Sorry, dumb movies for dumb people I guess.
Jun 17 - 12:01 PM
Idiotic tool = John Rapella
Jun 17 - 12:04 PM
John Abella is the anus of the world. He is where all anuses converge in one enormous asshole. That's why he produces so much shit.
Jun 17 - 01:34 PM
"Call me Snake"
Jun 17 - 11:20 AM
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
Jun 17 - 11:17 AM
"Do you expect me to talk?"
Jun 17 - 11:13 AM
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN' SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE
Jun 17 - 11:10 AM
snakes on a plane
Jun 17 - 11:11 AM
The TV edit, ha! "You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when a find a stranger in the Alps?", "You Jew moneylover, you!", "We would be sloppy. You callin' us sloppy?", "Freak you. Freak you, Sam Rothstein. Freak you!"
Jun 18 - 07:11 AM
Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon
Jun 18 - 07:20 AM
TV shouldn't even bother airing movies.
Jun 18 - 09:33 AM
I remember that Mr. flacon edit. It was so unexpected.
Jun 18 - 05:58 PM
They don't even try to make it work. Like Agent K's "what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps" thing... what genius thought that up?
Jun 18 - 06:28 PM
Finding a Stranger in the Alps was John Goodman's character from The Big Lebowski
Jun 19 - 06:27 PM
Big Fat Jewish Guy
It's 4:00 in the funking morning!
No it's not. It's funking Sunday, and I got to go to work in an hour because every other funker in my funking department is funking ill, SO YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUNKING ANGRY!?
Jun 18 - 01:23 PM
"Well my name's Buck, and I'm here to party."
Jun 22 - 06:38 AM
That guy asked for our help and we lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.
Jun 17 - 11:06 AM
Forget it,Donny, your out of your element.
Jun 17 - 11:18 AM
The Dude DOES NOT abide, John.
Jun 17 - 11:19 AM
"Sexually transmitted diseases, deforestation, irreversibly progressive depletion of the global gene pool. It all adds up to oblivion, pal. Governments will fall, anarchies will reign. It's a brave new world"
Jun 17 - 11:05 AM
"I got tired of coming up with last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people"
Hobo with a Shotgun?
Jun 17 - 12:14 PM
Cutler's 5th Account
You have been Terminated.
Jun 17 - 10:58 AM
Jun 17 - 11:14 AM
No I think that was the Notebook.
Jun 17 - 11:30 AM
I'm pretty sure that was The Vow.
Jun 17 - 11:33 AM
Jun 17 - 11:38 AM
Everyone was wrong. It was the sequel for the Vow. The Abortion
Jun 17 - 11:41 AM
oh shit, Jennifer Lawrence you are dark.
Jun 17 - 12:00 PM
"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"
Jun 17 - 10:45 AM
*Breaks your legs
Jun 17 - 10:50 AM
YOU BITCHES! YOU BITCHES!!
Jun 17 - 10:53 AM
Step away from the bike!
Jun 17 - 10:55 AM
Breeding? More like INBREEDING to me!
Jun 17 - 10:56 AM
How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
Jun 17 - 10:59 AM
OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
what's in the bag? A shark or something?
Jun 17 - 10:57 AM
If you listen to the commentary(which is hilarious, cus they treat it like a good movie), there was a midget in the bag.
Jun 17 - 11:00 AM
Oh, shit! That's genius!
Jun 17 - 11:32 AM
Where is your god now?
Jun 17 - 10:43 AM
You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. " Let's put a smile on that face." And...why so serious?
Jun 17 - 10:25 AM
The Dark Knight FTW
Jun 17 - 10:26 AM
feel like watching TDK again
Jun 17 - 10:42 AM
feel like watching TDK again
"THIS...is God!" - Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
Jun 17 - 09:32 AM
"What's in the box?"
Jun 17 - 09:29 AM
Jun 17 - 10:10 AM
*facepalm* Go back to jacking off to Eddie Murphy.
I thought he jacks off to Tommy Wiseau.
"Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes..."
...well, basically any quote from Black Dynamite.
Jun 17 - 09:28 AM
"Okay Mr. fucking COMPASSION, I will call someone"
"Who you gonna call?"
"A fucking snake charmer. Who do you think? A doctor."
Jun 17 - 09:26 AM
Jun 17 - 10:11 AM
Jun 17 - 10:21 AM
It's that cold, mercilessly dark humor from Tarantino that I love,
Jun 18 - 07:12 AM
"What an excellent day for an exorcism."
Jun 17 - 09:24 AM
Nice, Nikhil. That shit gives me chills.
Jun 17 - 09:25 AM
"Let's carve ourselves a witch..."
Jun 17 - 09:19 AM
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Hansel and Gretel?
Jun 17 - 10:44 AM
Nope. Try again.
Jun 17 - 10:54 AM
Witch movie...True Blood?
Evil Dead 2.
"You brought two too many"
Jun 17 - 09:18 AM
You are too dumb to know the artistic form of cinema and btw this is not from THE HOBBIT but from a masterpiece cinema by an iconic filmmaker.I m not gonna tell u their names either . So find out on your own by using that so called brain of yours , hey i forgot that u r an idiot,stupid brainless piece of crap walking on earth
Jun 17 - 10:41 AM
The cowboy movie?
nikhil, calm it down juuuuust a bit. Just because someone has bad taste in movies, it doesn't make them "an idiot,stupid brainless piece of crap walking on earth". It just means they have bad taste in movies. No need to get too personal
Jun 20 - 03:45 AM
After reading more of his reply guesses, never mind. You were absolutely right to insult him nikhil. My apologies. Carry on
name the movie
Jun 17 - 11:01 AM
"Yo homie...that my briefcase?"
Jun 17 - 09:11 AM
Why? You want it back?
Jun 18 - 07:13 AM
Entertain Me Or TIE
"Shut yer fuggin fashe"
- Grand Torino.
Jun 17 - 09:04 AM
"The shadows betray you, because they belong to me"
Jun 17 - 08:51 AM
Jun 17 - 09:01 AM
Imbecile. Or as you say "imbasael".
Jun 17 - 09:09 AM
"True Blue was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of True Blue"
Jun 17 - 08:09 AM
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
Jun 17 - 07:55 AM
"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"
Jun 17 - 08:02 AM
"Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks"
Jun 17 - 08:08 AM
"Because you're a fucking f*g!"
Jun 17 - 08:25 AM
"You're gonna need to have an anecdote."
Jun 17 - 08:27 AM
What's going on? Is this some sort of interactive theatre art piece?
Jun 17 - 08:40 AM
All kidding aside, I love that movie. If it wasn't an instant play on Netflix, I would have bought it already.
Jun 17 - 08:42 AM
"I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do NOT read the Latin."
Jun 17 - 07:52 AM
I swear to god, John... your NAME!
Jun 17 - 08:37 AM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Jun 17 - 07:49 AM
Pretty damn good memorization, man!
Jun 17 - 08:13 AM
Are you retarded or what?
Jun 17 - 08:15 AM
How does that make him retarded, you chimp fucking little bastard?
Jun 17 - 08:16 AM
Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick?
Jun 17 - 08:36 AM
Oh, I'm sorry... I thought I had already said that cut-pasting your quotes from some shitty movie quote website didn't count... remember my Big Lebowski quote? That was memorized.
Jun 17 - 08:38 AM
"I drink your milkshake". "And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you - Man and Knife". "I'm not a monster, though I do sometimes work for monsters"
Jun 17 - 07:48 AM
"I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
"I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do,"
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard! You fucking bastard!"
"I am just a figment of your imagination."
"It just be rainin' black people in New York."
"So Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I'll meet you up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."
"I need to return some videotapes."
"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be,"
"You don't wanna hurt the boy, Harvey.
It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!"
"You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."
"Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
"I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing!"
"No I do mind. The Dude minds, this will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man."
"What are you, fuckin' park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fuckin' marmot?"
"You see what happens, Larry?"
"Allthe animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."
"Hey, hey, mongoloid, fix your fuckin' gun."
"What a beautiful fokkin' day."
"Your little gay dog's little gay head's gonna explode.
He doesn't have a gay head.
He has a normal head.
Can you go back to five?
I ain't goin' back to five, man. I ain't goin' back to five.
"Yeah well fuck your dog.
Fuck my dog?"
"Look up the word "idiot" in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?
A picture of me?
No, the definition of the word "idiot", which you fucking are!"
Jun 17 - 06:53 AM
Nobody really needs your wall of text. The topic is favorite quotes, and not, all the quotes that I can copy and paste. Try again.
Jun 17 - 07:31 AM
john abella is an asshole
I read them all. Love the quotes from MIB, Seven Psychopaths, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Jun 17 - 08:03 AM
It's okay, nikhil. No need to insult the guy.
Jun 18 - 07:15 AM
I only copy pasted the American Psycho telephone confession and the Travis Bickle monologue. The rest are from pure memory. And a bit of Internet searching just to see if I typed it correctly,
Jun 18 - 07:17 AM
Thank you for bowing down.
Jun 18 - 07:56 AM
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
Jun 17 - 06:17 AM
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach & break your god damn spine!"
" I was wondering what would break first; your spirit or your body."
"OOOHH! That's a bingo!! That's how you say it, 'that's a bingo'?
"You just say bingo."
BINGO! How fun!!"
"But Yogurt, what if I never see you again?"
"Don't worry about it! We'll meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money."
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did, sir! He's my cousin."
"Who is he?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I know that! What's his name?"
"That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's made first class Phillip Asshole."
"How many Asshole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All Asshole's stand up and shout 'YO!']
Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Asshole's. [Dark Helmet pulls down mask.] Keep firing, Asshole's!"
" I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
Jun 17 - 06:09 AM
"Read? No, we don't really do much reading."
Jun 17 - 06:06 AM
Jun 17 - 06:01 AM
One comment, dude.
Jun 17 - 06:03 AM
Jun 17 - 06:00 AM
:I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
Jun 17 - 05:59 AM
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Jun 17 - 05:58 AM
"You can't handle the truth!"
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Jun 17 - 05:57 AM
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"May the Force be with you." "Rosebud."
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." "Go ahead, make my day." "You talkin' to me?"
Jun 17 - 05:56 AM
Jun 17 - 05:54 AM
i'l be back
Jun 17 - 05:53 AM
Here's to looking at you, kid
Jun 17 - 05:09 AM
Don't act like you've seen that movie.
Jun 17 - 05:13 AM
''Shut the fuck up, Donny''
Jun 17 - 04:27 AM
"Another basement, another elevator...how can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?!"
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Holy shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!"
"Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick-or-treated to death tonight."
"You don't know what death is!"
Jun 17 - 04:22 AM
"Yeah, Maude, I'm gonna have to... tender my resignation or whatever, because it looks like your mother really was kidnapped."
"She most certainly was not. She is definitely the perpetrator and not the victim."
"Look, why don't you... listen for once in a while, man, you might learn something. I've got pretty definitive evidence, man."
"From the main guy, Uli."
"Uli? Uli Coco? Her co-star in the beaver picture?"
"Beaver? You mean vagina?"
I could go on, probably for the entire movie.
Jun 17 - 01:26 AM
I WILL FIND HIM!!!
Jun 17 - 12:11 AM
"How 'bout this, you shut your mouth, or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, and shut it for you."
"GET OFF ME, mothefucker."
"Oh hai, Mark!"
"A double decker bologna sandwich!"
"It's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb."
"I am McLovin"
"I am Gotham's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on"
"Then I saw it, I saw a mom who would die for her son, a man who would kill for his wife, a boy, angry & alone, laid out in front of him the bad path. I saw it & the path was a circle, round & round. So I changed it."
"Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
"I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOOOOOUL" "FEAST ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Yipee Ki-Yay Motherfucker!"
"Welcome to the party, pal!"
And many more.
Jun 16 - 11:44 PM
All from memory.
Jun 18 - 07:19 AM
"HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
Jun 16 - 10:01 PM
Good call, baby doll.
Jun 18 - 08:04 AM
"Hello! I'm Geoffrey, I just moved in!"
Jun 16 - 09:56 PM
"Yeah, fuck you too!" -Macready, The Thing
"See now you, you're okay. This one, REALLY fucking ugly" - John Nada, They Live
"I wanted vanilla twist!" - Little girl, Assault on Precinct 13
"Psycho's? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psycho's do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!" -Seth Gecko, From Dusk 'Till Dawn
"What do you think I want you mean old bastard I want a fucking room" - Seth Gecko, From Dusk 'Till Dawn
"How did you know that the thunder was coming?" -Rastafarian, John Dies at the End
"Ciao, Bella" - Paul, Funny Games
"..cause you can't kill the animals in the movie, just the women" -Billy, Seven Psychopaths
"YO BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?" Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Way too many to name, man
Jun 16 - 09:55 PM
"Yippee ki yay, anus fucker."
Jun 16 - 09:53 PM
"I would be disappointed if I didn't get atleast a bite of that Milky Way."
Jun 16 - 09:51 PM