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TOP 5 FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES

#5: Friday the 13th (2009)
#4: Freddy VS. Jason
#3: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
#2: Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter
#1: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
John Tyler
06-18-2013 01:09 PM

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Alex Maverick

Hipster Elitist Maverick

I've only seen the original and I hated it.

Jun 18 - 04:59 PM

Michael Weiss

Michael Weiss

Nice contribution!

Jun 18 - 05:14 PM

Mike Myres

Mike Myres

Wait.... no Jason Takes Manhattan? That one was on par with A Vampire in Brooklyn.

Jun 18 - 04:42 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

1) Friday the 13th
2) Friday the 13th ('09)
3) Friday the 13th Part 4
4) Friday the 13th Part 3
5) Jason Takes Manhatten

Jun 18 - 01:28 PM

John Tyler

John *

TBH, I enjoy all the F13 films. Jason Takes Manhattan is part-guilty pleasure, part-timewaster. Jason X is bad, but entertaining on a camp level.

Jun 18 - 01:30 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I agree with you about Jason X. It was one of the worst films I've ever seen in theaters but at the time, my friends and I almost pissed ourselves laughing.

Jun 18 - 01:31 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I did like it when he put that girl's face in freezing water then smashed it on a counter. That was pretty badass.

Jun 18 - 01:33 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I love the Jason series more than Michael Myers because Myers only had one good film (1979). Freddy beats all in my opinion, though.

Jun 18 - 01:31 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I agree with you 100%

Jun 18 - 01:32 PM

John Tyler

John *

Halloween 1978? Fantastic.
Halloween II 1981? Great.
Halloween III? Good (AND SERIOUSLY UNDERRATED).
Halloween 4? Great.
Halloween 5? Weak.
Halloween 6? Terrible.
H6 Producer's Cut? Abysmal.
Halloween H20? Great.
Halloween Resurrection? WEAK.
Halloween 2007? Decent.
Halloween II 2009? Horribifuckus gernjesmurf.

Jun 18 - 01:35 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Oh,I forgot H20. That was good, but I still prefer Jason.

Jun 18 - 01:37 PM

John Tyler

John *

Also, about the Elm Street movies...

Elm Street 1? Fantastic.
Elm Street 2? Underrated.
Elm Street 3? Great.
Elm Street 4? Good.
Elm Street 5? Decent.
Elm Street 6? Enjoyable on a camp level.
New Nightmare? Great.
Freddy VS. Jason? Great.
Remake? Timewaster IMO.

Jun 18 - 01:39 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I'll admit. Jason is a campy film series whereas Halloween was more serious and ominous.

Jun 18 - 01:41 PM

John Tyler

John *

There were more good Jason films than good Halloween films.

Jun 18 - 01:43 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

See, I despised H20.

Jun 18 - 02:11 PM

Michael Weiss

Michael Weiss

I love NoES 1,3 freddy's dead

vs. Jason

Friday part 5 - the guy on the dirt bike and the death of the fat kid with the candy bar, all hilarious!

Halloween 1, 2 and 6

Jun 18 - 04:40 PM

Michael Weiss

Michael Weiss

John Tyler, I completely agree with you on NoES but I don't know why u don't like Halloween 6, especially over 3,4 and 5. I love Paul Rudd in it and Pleasence has a nice... presense.

Jun 18 - 04:44 PM

John Tyler

John *

Explaining Michael Myers' origins doesn't make him scary anymore.

Jun 18 - 04:57 PM

Michael Weiss

Michael Weiss

I always thought that they changed the name from 'origin of MM' to 'curse of mm' because they didn't really get into his origin. I ignored all that naration crap in it, the cult thing was weird. Go on though, like on and on! Lol

Jun 18 - 05:04 PM

Michael Weiss

Michael Weiss

I have Halloween 2 taped off my local Milwaukee tv w all the commercials on halloween nite in 1985 and its prob my fave piece of vhs in my rather extensive collection.

Jun 18 - 05:06 PM

Mike Myres

Mike Myres

Pinhead > Freddy > Jason > Michael.

Jun 18 - 04:44 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Oh God, they're all bad lol.

Jun 18 - 01:24 PM

John Tyler

John *

How about ranking them from least-bad to bad?

Jun 18 - 01:25 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I'll try.

Jun 18 - 01:27 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

1. Friday the 13th Original
2. Jason Goes to Hell (Hilarious)
3. Jason Takes Manhattan
4. Friday the 13th (09)
5. Friday the 13th Part 2

Jun 18 - 01:16 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

1. Friday the 13th ('09)
2. Jason X
3. Jason Takes Manhattan
4. Friday the 13th (original)
5. [Not available, as the first 4 are the only ones I've seen]

Jun 18 - 01:13 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I really recommend Jason Goes to Hell if you're looking for a fun movie.

Jun 18 - 01:17 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

They have a copy for $5 at my local Big Lots. Maybe I'll go grab it. That's where I bought my copy of Jason X, which was pretty funny.

Jun 18 - 01:18 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Warning: It doesn't have Jason in it for 1/3 of the film, but when he comes, it is hilarious.

Jun 18 - 01:21 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What is in that 1/3?

Jun 18 - 01:24 PM

John Tyler

John *

Jason gets killed by a SWAT team, a coroner eats his heart, and Jason's soul possesses almost everyone.

Jun 18 - 01:26 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Jason posesses people to kill for him.

Jun 18 - 01:26 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I loved the way that they lit Jason up! It made me burst out laughing. Then, when he exploded I was gone. I nearly died from laughing.

Jun 18 - 01:29 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Holy shit, I gotta see this now. I'm gonna make a trip over to Big Lots!

Jun 18 - 03:46 PM

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