John Abella movie- the plot

John Abella, played by Slumdog Millionaire himself Dev Patel, is a lonely Indian boy whose life changes once he finally stops masturbating to the Sears catalogue and decides to run a prostitution business. Business is booming until one of the prostitutes rips off his nadsack after he refuses to pay her. He then must live out the rest of his miserable existence without his manhood. The End
Mark Angelini
06-19-2013 09:18 AM

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Alex M.

Alex Maverick

You forgot to write "Based on a true story."

Jun 19 - 10:14 AM

John Abella

John Abella

Then Mark "Angel"ini wakes up and resumes his life as a flaming homo whose mission is to suck every penis of the RT virgins to save them from virginity forever. the end lol

Jun 19 - 09:59 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Why don't you stop being a dick and do useful things, asshole.

Jun 19 - 10:00 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

Nope. The movie isn't about me. It's called the John Abella Movie for a reason, you fucking dumbshit

Jun 19 - 10:01 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

Just because you're obsessed with penis doesn't mean I am

Jun 19 - 10:01 AM

John Abella

John Abella

So you just like the nadsacks separately? lol

Jun 19 - 10:10 AM

John Abella

John Abella

*lick
not like lol

Jun 19 - 10:10 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

Nah, I'm indifferent towards nads. You, on the other hand, need to suck them daily for sustenance. It's the only thing that keeps you alive and well for your daily trolling

Jun 19 - 10:12 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Kid, go read a book. Summer is nearly over.

Jun 19 - 10:13 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Summer's just starting.

Jun 19 - 10:15 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

This'll be his backstory in the third and final Trollfighters film!

Jun 19 - 09:51 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

Excellent

Jun 19 - 09:52 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

How 'bout a scene where he tells us a sob story and begs for forgiveness and I go "Fuck that shit" and blow his head off with my boomstick.

Jun 19 - 09:54 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

I'd fuckin' watch it

Jun 19 - 09:54 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

That scene shall be in there.

Jun 19 - 09:55 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

"I...... I was always abused when I was a kid. My dad titty fucked me while my mom held me down. The..... the closest friend I had was my dog, John Abella. Soon, he started acting strange and then he disappeared forever. I made this account in honor of him. My real name is.... is...." BOOM!

Jun 19 - 10:00 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

You forgot how he mentions his nipple color.

Jun 19 - 09:23 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

That too. Remember, this is a very basic description of the plot

Jun 19 - 09:24 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

*jacks off to the movie Pluto Nash

Jun 19 - 09:21 AM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

His favorite is Coming to America, cause Eddie Murphy's shown naked in a bathtub in that one. He faps incessantly to it

Jun 19 - 09:28 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Haha!

Jun 19 - 09:50 AM

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