Matthew Preston: I have a suggestion. You stop pretending that you're tough, intelligent, and superior, when you are in fact weaker than us.
Kate Tyler: *grabs sword*
Matthew Preston: Remember this, trollfighters. We...will...CONQUER YOU...whether you're FOND OF IT OR NOT!
Kate Tyler: Oh, you are so full of shit! *slices off Jake Preston's dick and balls*
Matthew Preston: Oh, my God! Jake! She cut off your penis!
Jake Preston: *stares at his balls* *looks at Kate* *stares in shock* *screams like a bitch*
Ash J. Gilmore: *faints after witnessing bad-assery at its finest*
Jake Preston: *stops screaming*
Carlos Lo: YOU BITCH! NOW HE'S NOT GONNA JERK OFF!
Kate Tyler: Trust me, asshole, he's not gonna do that for a LONG time.
John Tyler: I just shat my pants at how bad-ass that was.
Chase Nyland: Holy fuck, John, I think I'm starting to fall in love with your wife, dude!
Matthew Preston: CURSE YOU, TROLLFIGH--!
David Tanny: Shut up, you little bitch.