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The Virus and Event Horizon.
Jun 20 - 10:49 PM
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Jun 20 - 10:30 PM
Actually, it'd probably be The Tall Man if he counts
Jun 20 - 07:33 PM
Can't choose. I like all monsters. From Classic Universal monsters/Hammer to modern day monsters. But my favorite Kaiju is Godzilla.
Jun 20 - 06:52 PM
Jun 20 - 05:54 PM
Wait, what now?
Jun 20 - 06:01 PM
Eh I dunno I'm a bit sleepy and felt momentarily too lazy to type anything longer than 'E.T', who is a creature from a movie by the way, so technically its a perfectly valid answer. But I see now that most people are veering more towards the whole 'monster' option of the question, so my answer is: The Alien from the movie Alien.
Jun 20 - 06:12 PM
The Thing. That fucker is terrifying
Jun 20 - 03:00 PM
I agree. I stayed up for a whole week after watching that movie.
Jun 20 - 05:13 PM
This is why The Thing is my all-time favorite horror movie.
The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller
Jun 20 - 12:53 PM
You no longer have proof of that.
Jun 20 - 12:59 PM
Cutler's 5th Account
Jun 20 - 01:40 PM
Jun 20 - 12:51 PM
The fuckin' xenomorph from Alien.
Jun 20 - 11:41 AM
That scary motherfucker's right up there.
Jun 20 - 11:43 AM
Jun 20 - 10:18 AM
Ash J. Gilmore
"Someone's in my fruit cellar!"
"Someone with a fresh soooooul!"
Jun 20 - 10:15 AM
Chase: The Lost Trollfighter
Yep, I said it.
Jun 20 - 09:53 AM
Cloverfield is The Thing's bitch.
Jun 20 - 09:54 AM
And the Thing is Megaladon's bitch.
Jun 20 - 09:56 AM
John, you're The Thing's bitch. :)
I hope it doesn't come out of my head, turn my stomach ino an intestinal mouth, and transform my head into an alien spider.
Jun 20 - 10:01 AM
That would be horrifying.
Jun 20 - 02:32 PM
Everyone is Godzilla's bitch. The King is back next summer.
Godzilla will get taken out by Megaladon.
Jun 20 - 09:57 AM
The Thing is superior to Godzilla. Godzilla himself can't even defeat The Thing by flicking it.
Jun 20 - 10:08 AM
All he needs to do is slap the thing with his tail and it will go flying away in pieces.
Jun 20 - 10:10 AM
There are many incarnations of The Thing. Godzilla can't defeat the infinite number of them.
Jun 20 - 10:12 AM
Here you seen how many aliens/monsters/creatures he has taken on together?
Yes. But The Thing is the ultimate in alien terror.
Jun 20 - 10:16 AM
Hmmm... The thing vs THE KING OF MONSTERS.
Jun 20 - 10:17 AM
I have an idea for a short film: "Superman VS. Godzilla 9/11". It's about Superman trying to stop Godzilla during the 9/11 attacks.
Jun 20 - 10:19 AM
I don't like 9/11 movies they are just plane wrong.
Jun 20 - 10:23 AM
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Jun 20 - 10:35 AM
That's what I'm HALF-assuming.
Jun 20 - 10:36 AM
lol yeah John is not the best at getting those.
What a deliciously evil pun! LOL
Jun 20 - 10:38 AM
I must be the RT equivalent of Sheldon Cooper.
Same as saying
Abortion jokes don't fly with me, so you better cut it out.
Jun 20 - 10:39 AM
Jun 20 - 10:40 AM
What Nicolas Winding Gilmore said.
Jun 20 - 10:41 AM
lol you guys got any nice puns?
Jun 20 - 10:43 AM
All I got are Yo Mama jokes.
Jun 20 - 10:45 AM
But please no fat jokes.? They just don't work out.
But please no fat jokes.? They just don't work out.
But please no fat jokes. They just don't work out.
Jun 20 - 10:46 AM
I got one that goes like this:
Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks at roses they all die
Jun 20 - 10:47 AM
I hate cripple jokes!? I can't stand those.
Jun 20 - 10:50 AM
I hate cripple jokes! I can't stand those.
If it makes you feel any better, I'll let you force me to watch 24 hours of everything wrong with Dragonball Evolution.
Jun 20 - 10:59 AM
What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat?
Jun 20 - 11:59 AM
man i was going? to make a gay joke butt fuck it!
Jun 20 - 12:21 PM
I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it!
Jun 20 - 12:22 PM
Enough with the gay jokes..... cum on guys.
Jun 20 - 12:23 PM
I'm getting the strangest sense of deja vu. What did the gay pirate say?
I've got seamen on me poop deck!
Jun 20 - 12:26 PM
How many Matthew Preston's does it take to enthrall Jake?
Jun 20 - 12:29 PM
I just can't? see the point of blind jokes.
Jun 20 - 12:31 PM
Why did the four-year-old make it across the street?
I just can't see the point of blind jokes.
Jun 20 - 12:32 PM
What was the first thing Chris Brown said when he met Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Jun 20 - 12:34 PM
I was going to make a fart joke,? but it escapes me.
Jun 20 - 12:38 PM
I was going to make a fart joke, but it escapes me.
Jun 20 - 12:39 PM
their is a certain pattern of these jokes people.
i was waiting for the perfect time to tell a pedophile joke, but i always cum in? a little behind.
Jun 20 - 12:41 PM
i was waiting for the perfect time to tell a pedophile joke, but like always i came in a little behind.
Jun 20 - 12:42 PM
Nothing beats a pretty face. Except Chris Brown.
Can you give me a list of Chris Brown's greatest hits?
Jun 20 - 12:40 PM
Except for Rihanna.
Bush's speech on 9/11:
"And these blast marks... to accurate for sand people."
Jun 20 - 12:44 PM
lol really john...
Jun 20 - 12:45 PM
Why did Timmy fall out of the tree?
He got shot.
Jun 20 - 12:46 PM
Why did Sally fall out of the tree?
She was stapled to Timmy.
Jun 20 - 04:05 PM
I liked Cloverfield.
Megaladon from Giant Shark vs Giant Squid
Jun 20 - 09:50 AM
John Carpenter's The Thing
Jun 20 - 09:43 AM
Still got to watch that.
Jun 20 - 09:45 AM
It's the best horror film ever made, even better than Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm Street (originals).
Jun 20 - 09:46 AM
I could not sit though the new one so never got around watching the old one.
Jun 20 - 09:47 AM
The Thing from 2011 is a timewaster. My biggest problem lies with the incredibly obnoxious CGI effects.
Jun 20 - 09:48 AM
i think Netflix has the thing.
Jun 20 - 09:51 AM