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Your favorite Monster/creature from a movie ?

Mine is Godzilla.
Mr k.
06-20-2013 09:41 AM

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John Abella

John Abella

The Virus and Event Horizon.

Jun 20 - 10:49 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

....

Jun 20 - 10:44 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

..

Jun 20 - 10:30 PM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

Actually, it'd probably be The Tall Man if he counts

Jun 20 - 07:33 PM

Roberto Cortez

Roberto Cortez

Can't choose. I like all monsters. From Classic Universal monsters/Hammer to modern day monsters. But my favorite Kaiju is Godzilla.

Jun 20 - 06:52 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

E.T

Jun 20 - 05:54 PM

John Tyler

J *

Wait, what now?

Jun 20 - 06:01 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

Eh I dunno I'm a bit sleepy and felt momentarily too lazy to type anything longer than 'E.T', who is a creature from a movie by the way, so technically its a perfectly valid answer. But I see now that most people are veering more towards the whole 'monster' option of the question, so my answer is: The Alien from the movie Alien.

Jun 20 - 06:12 PM

Mark Angelini

Mark Angelini

The Thing. That fucker is terrifying

Jun 20 - 03:00 PM

Kate Tyler

Kate Tyler

I agree. I stayed up for a whole week after watching that movie.

Jun 20 - 05:13 PM

John Tyler

J *

This is why The Thing is my all-time favorite horror movie.

Jun 20 - 06:01 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

69th comment.

Jun 20 - 12:53 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

You no longer have proof of that.

Jun 20 - 12:59 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

You aren't.

Jun 20 - 01:40 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

You aren't.

Jun 20 - 01:40 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

You aren't.

Jun 20 - 01:40 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Best Kaiju:

Destroya
Godzilla
Gamera
Hedorah
Gidrah
Gigan
Biollante
Mothra

Jun 20 - 12:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

The fuckin' xenomorph from Alien.

Jun 20 - 11:41 AM

John Tyler

J *

That scary motherfucker's right up there.

Jun 20 - 11:43 AM

Jake Braden

Jake Braden

The Schlockthropus

Jun 20 - 10:18 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Henrietta.

"Someone's in my fruit cellar!"
"Someone with a fresh soooooul!"

Jun 20 - 10:15 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Cloverfield.

Yep, I said it.

Jun 20 - 09:53 AM

John Tyler

J *

Cloverfield is The Thing's bitch.

Jun 20 - 09:54 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

And the Thing is Megaladon's bitch.

Jun 20 - 09:56 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

John, you're The Thing's bitch. :)

Jun 20 - 09:56 AM

John Tyler

J *

I hope it doesn't come out of my head, turn my stomach ino an intestinal mouth, and transform my head into an alien spider.

Jun 20 - 10:01 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

That would be horrifying.

Jun 20 - 02:32 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

Everyone is Godzilla's bitch. The King is back next summer.

Jun 20 - 09:56 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Godzilla will get taken out by Megaladon.

Jun 20 - 09:57 AM

John Tyler

J *

The Thing is superior to Godzilla. Godzilla himself can't even defeat The Thing by flicking it.

Jun 20 - 10:08 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

All he needs to do is slap the thing with his tail and it will go flying away in pieces.

Jun 20 - 10:10 AM

John Tyler

J *

There are many incarnations of The Thing. Godzilla can't defeat the infinite number of them.

Jun 20 - 10:12 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

Here you seen how many aliens/monsters/creatures he has taken on together?

Jun 20 - 10:15 AM

John Tyler

J *

Yes. But The Thing is the ultimate in alien terror.

Jun 20 - 10:16 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

Hmmm... The thing vs THE KING OF MONSTERS.

Jun 20 - 10:17 AM

John Tyler

J *

I have an idea for a short film: "Superman VS. Godzilla 9/11". It's about Superman trying to stop Godzilla during the 9/11 attacks.

Jun 20 - 10:19 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I don't like 9/11 movies they are just plane wrong.

Jun 20 - 10:23 AM

John Tyler

J *

*plain

Jun 20 - 10:31 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Pun?

Jun 20 - 10:35 AM

John Tyler

J *

That's what I'm HALF-assuming.

Jun 20 - 10:36 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

lol yeah John is not the best at getting those.

Jun 20 - 10:36 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

What a deliciously evil pun! LOL

Jun 20 - 10:38 AM

John Tyler

J *

I must be the RT equivalent of Sheldon Cooper.

Jun 20 - 10:38 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

Same as saying

Abortion jokes don't fly with me, so you better cut it out.

Jun 20 - 10:39 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

LMFAO

Jun 20 - 10:40 AM

John Tyler

J *

What Nicolas Winding Gilmore said.

Jun 20 - 10:41 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

lol you guys got any nice puns?

Jun 20 - 10:43 AM

John Tyler

J *

All I got are Yo Mama jokes.

Jun 20 - 10:45 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan



But please no fat jokes.? They just don't work out.

Jun 20 - 10:45 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

But please no fat jokes.? They just don't work out.

Jun 20 - 10:45 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

But please no fat jokes. They just don't work out.

Jun 20 - 10:46 AM

John Tyler

J *

I got one that goes like this:
Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks at roses they all die

No offense.

Jun 20 - 10:47 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I hate cripple jokes!? I can't stand those.

Jun 20 - 10:50 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I hate cripple jokes! I can't stand those.

Jun 20 - 10:50 AM

John Tyler

J *

If it makes you feel any better, I'll let you force me to watch 24 hours of everything wrong with Dragonball Evolution.

Jun 20 - 10:59 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Jun 20 - 11:59 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

man i was going? to make a gay joke butt fuck it!

Jun 20 - 12:21 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it!

Jun 20 - 12:22 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Enough with the gay jokes..... cum on guys.

Jun 20 - 12:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I'm getting the strangest sense of deja vu. What did the gay pirate say?

I've got seamen on me poop deck!

Jun 20 - 12:26 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

How many Matthew Preston's does it take to enthrall Jake?

One.

Jun 20 - 12:29 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan



I just can't? see the point of blind jokes.

Jun 20 - 12:31 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Why did the four-year-old make it across the street?

He didn't.

Jun 20 - 12:31 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I just can't see the point of blind jokes.

Jun 20 - 12:32 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

What was the first thing Chris Brown said when he met Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

Jun 20 - 12:34 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan



I was going to make a fart joke,? but it escapes me.

Jun 20 - 12:38 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I was going to make a fart joke, but it escapes me.

Jun 20 - 12:39 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

their is a certain pattern of these jokes people.

Jun 20 - 12:39 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan



i was waiting for the perfect time to tell a pedophile joke, but i always cum in? a little behind.

Jun 20 - 12:41 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

i was waiting for the perfect time to tell a pedophile joke, but like always i came in a little behind.

Jun 20 - 12:42 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Nothing beats a pretty face. Except Chris Brown.

Jun 20 - 12:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Can you give me a list of Chris Brown's greatest hits?

Jun 20 - 12:40 PM

John Tyler

J *

None.

Jun 20 - 12:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Except for Rihanna.

Jun 20 - 12:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Bush's speech on 9/11:

"And these blast marks... to accurate for sand people."

Jun 20 - 12:44 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

lol really john...

Jun 20 - 12:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Why did Timmy fall out of the tree?

He got shot.

Jun 20 - 12:46 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Why did Sally fall out of the tree?

She was stapled to Timmy.

Jun 20 - 04:05 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I liked Cloverfield.

Jun 20 - 10:15 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Megaladon from Giant Shark vs Giant Squid

Jun 20 - 09:50 AM

John Tyler

J *

John Carpenter's The Thing

Jun 20 - 09:43 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

Still got to watch that.

Jun 20 - 09:45 AM

John Tyler

J *

It's the best horror film ever made, even better than Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm Street (originals).

Jun 20 - 09:46 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

I could not sit though the new one so never got around watching the old one.

Jun 20 - 09:47 AM

John Tyler

J *

The Thing from 2011 is a timewaster. My biggest problem lies with the incredibly obnoxious CGI effects.

Jun 20 - 09:48 AM

Mr k.

Mr khan

i think Netflix has the thing.

Jun 20 - 09:51 AM

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