Inspired by a scene written by Frankie Ash Joe Nicolas Winding Refn James Khan Spock Frankenstein Driver J. Gilmore
Loud yelling is heard from a distance. It's coming from a room in the trollfighters' spaceship, formerly John and Kate Tyler's house.
DIEGO: Shit. Guys, you think we should check it out?
JOHN: Maybe so. Somebody could be in trouble.
KATE: Hold on, guys. Have you ever considered the fact that whenever we hear yelling, it could be trolls...masturbating or, having weird, angry sex with each other?
CHASE: Kate's got a good point there, amigos.
ALEX: Well, can we risk it not being two trolls naval-fucking?
ASH: Fuck this shit, let's check it out.
MR. KHAN: By the way, get your weapons out just in case.
The trollfighters quickly run to the room.
EXT. ROOM - FRONT DOOR - SPACESHIP -- TIMELESS - CONTINUOUS
Someone (muffled, inside room): OH, FUCK, YES, BABY!
TANNY: This is some legit shit, guys. Hollis, do ya mind?
HOLLIS: Course not. I'm always ready to fuck up trolls. *strongly kicks down the door*
We see that the person inside the room is John Abella, masturbating to videos of Eddie Murphy in every movie he's been in. Abella's sandy semen oozes off computer and TV screens. Abella discovers them.
ABELLA: *screams like a bitch*
TROLLFIGHTERS: *run the fuck away*
They exit the room and stand outside. Everyone is left traumatized. Kate turns around and vomits. Abella stops screaming.
KATE: What in the actual fuck was that?!
HOLLIS: I don't think I could see something so sick, disgusting, twisted, weird, fucked-up, crazy, demented, and/or bizarre if I was tripping acid with Lewis Caroll and Kurt Co-fucking-bain!
CHASE: Of all the nasty, insane, fucktacular bullshit I've seen...!