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John Tyler McClane
Shut up, faker Matty. To those who are windering, no I am absolutely not the fake Matthew Preston. This is someone else pretending to be Matthew and trolling like an idiotic shithead.
Jun 21 - 07:57 AM
Don't even care anymore.
Jun 21 - 01:07 AM
Because you know I'm you.
Jun 21 - 01:10 AM
I agree, Alex.
Jun 21 - 07:52 AM
Cutler's 5th Account
FUCK YOU JANSON JINNISTAN! YOU THINK YOUR MIND GAMES WILL WORK!?
Jun 21 - 12:43 AM
Big Fat Jewish Guy
This isn't Matthew Preston. The proof lies in the photo...
Jun 21 - 12:39 AM
You aren't the real Tom Cruise. The proof lies in your anus.
I got you.
Jun 21 - 12:41 AM
But Tom Cruise has his anus torn from all the penises.
Diego John Tutweiller
He stole my anus catchphrase.
Jun 21 - 12:45 AM
Your anus is a gas giant, right?
Jun 21 - 12:48 AM
Jun 21 - 12:53 AM
I am you. You are me.
Jun 21 - 12:57 AM
Even if he isn't John Tyler, John is a fuckin bitch.
Jun 21 - 12:37 AM
You are so unsure... your world is crashing down around you.
Jun 21 - 12:38 AM
Why did you name me Cuntler? :(
Jun 21 - 12:32 AM
John called Cutler "Cuntler" a lot...
Ash J. Gilmore
The evidence all points to John unfortunately.
Jun 21 - 12:33 AM
I still disagree. What do we do if, on the off-chance, it's actually one of us trolling?
Jun 21 - 12:34 AM
You kill yourself.
I don't even want to think about that...
Jun 21 - 12:35 AM
Well, we need a plan of action nonetheless. I suspect Cutler.
Jun 21 - 01:13 AM
Janson? He is fucking Janson Jinnistan! Janson hates the shit outta me. Plus, Janson was friends with JT! Fuck why didn't I think of this!
Confirmed John Tyler. Also my name is ASH not FRANKIE. Christ how many times do I need to tell you guys this...
Tyler is not on the list. How stupid can you be?
Not stupid enough to be deceived by you.
I'm Matthew Preston, the real Matthew Preston, all you other Matthew Prestons are just imitating.
Jun 21 - 12:36 AM
Again, a direct rip-off of my Real John Tyler song.