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Would you...

Scenario: You and 4 other friends are in a cabin in the woods. Suddenly, the basement door flies open, startling you and your pals. Curious, your kinda rude friend goes down to investigate after making fun of your sister for thinking an animal opened the door.

He's gone for a short while, and you call out his name a few times. No response. Then you....aw fuck it.

You find a book with an ugly cover and you...well, here's the question: Would you read the book out loud? Would you really believe that demons would come and take over your friends?

What say you?
Bazooka Jew
06-23-2013 10:33 PM

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Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Seeing as I just saw the Evil Fucking Dead, I would burn the living shit out of that thing and GTFO.

Jun 24 - 09:15 AM

Rocket

Rocket Raccoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

Jun 24 - 08:10 AM

John Tyler

J *

I'd put in my time-traveling DeLorean and send it back to the fucking future.

Jun 24 - 08:05 AM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

Yep I'd read it, out loud. Yeah there are risks involved, but its not everyday you get the opportunity to summon demons. Also, they say its the things you don't do that you will regret the most.

Jun 24 - 02:44 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I would open it, realize it's in another language, feel very unsettled, and leave it alone.

Jun 24 - 12:22 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

So you believe in evil forces?

Jun 24 - 12:23 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Of course not. I would just get a case of the heebie-jeebies.

Jun 24 - 12:25 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Who would you give it to?

Jun 24 - 12:30 AM

John Abella

John Abella

I would read the book and have orgy with demons. (only if they are sexy demons)

Jun 24 - 12:04 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Depends on who they possess I guess...your 4 friends would have to be sexy.

Jun 24 - 12:13 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Seeing as his only friends are that of disable flies and roaches (he broke off their wings) he has ugly friends. lol

Jun 24 - 12:23 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I would read it for a Klondike bar.

Jun 23 - 10:48 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

MMM! :D

Jun 23 - 10:49 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

...... Filled with shit.

Jun 23 - 10:53 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Oh! :C

Jun 23 - 10:54 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

To late you accepted it.

Jun 23 - 10:56 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I'm not a fan of Klondike bars filled with scat. I'll have to decline. It's bad for my oral hygiene.

Jun 23 - 11:00 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I am the greatest film director of all time! THE GREAT Benton Tarantella!

Jun 23 - 11:06 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Aw, horse shit...

Jun 23 - 11:07 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

You aren't a fan of Courage the Cowardly Dog?

Jun 23 - 11:10 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I was, when I was, like, 10. Haven't seen it since, so I don't know if I'd still enjoy it.

Jun 23 - 11:17 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I just watched a couple of episodes on Netflix.

Jun 23 - 11:19 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Have you seen any of Bill Zebub's movies?

Jun 23 - 11:22 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I'm not that retarded ass. I'm Zeebub.

Jun 23 - 11:30 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Zombiechrist was awful.

Jun 23 - 11:30 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

So was The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made. But I'm tempted to see his remake...

Jun 23 - 11:46 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Don't. Not even once.

Jun 24 - 12:22 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

You've seen it? Is it at least better than the original?

Jun 24 - 12:25 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Not even once.

Jun 24 - 12:30 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Ok...how about Jesus Christ Serial Rapist?

Jun 24 - 12:32 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Nope, but I recommend Forgive Me for Raping You. That was a decent one.

Jun 24 - 12:42 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I didn't know he made a movie called that. I looked it up and it didn't show on his filmography. But it does sound like a movie he'd make...

Jun 24 - 12:46 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

What about Antfarm Dickhole? Have you seen it?

Forgive Me for Raping You was a smaller project made in '08.

Jun 24 - 12:50 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I'd do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar.

Jun 23 - 10:51 PM

Penny

Penny BigBang

Sell your soul to Xbox one?

Jun 23 - 11:30 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

For a Klondike bar? Yes.

Jun 24 - 02:49 AM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

If only Batman had known about your weakness for Klondike bars, he might have saved himself a lot of hassle.

Jun 24 - 02:53 AM

Penny

Penny BigBang

I would post it to every annoying person on YouTube so that they will have to read it out load and than they can deal with the demons.

Jun 23 - 10:41 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Send it to Shane Dawson.

Jun 23 - 10:43 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

And PewDiePie.

Jun 23 - 10:46 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Who?

Jun 23 - 10:49 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

A shitty (yet somehow popular) YouTube gamer. Markiplier is 10x better.

Jun 23 - 10:51 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I'm sorry again, but who is Markiplier.

What games do they play?

Jun 23 - 10:53 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Markiplier is fucking hilarious.

Jun 24 - 12:21 AM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

"SHUT UP, NURSE!"

He plays all kinds of games, mostly horror though.

Jun 24 - 02:50 AM

Max M.

The Dude

I don't know, Ash. He's pretty cool, in my opinion. Worth a subscription, at least. I'm not a kid, I swear.

Jun 24 - 03:19 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I damn near piss myself laughing every time he plays a rage game.

Jun 24 - 08:04 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Or Matthew Preston

Jun 23 - 10:47 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I'd read the book silently to myself, and if was creepy in any way, just leave it. But if it was some dumb kid's diary that fell in the toilet, which caused the cover and stuff to be ugly looking, then I'd read it out loud.

Jun 23 - 10:41 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

What if it read? "Gotcha! You released Beezelbub."

Jun 23 - 10:43 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Then I'd say "Groovy", and proceed to annihilate Beezelturd with my boomstick.

Jun 23 - 10:44 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

YOU DARE THREATEN THE.....

Sorry that was a little something.

Jun 23 - 10:45 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

I would read it out of curiosity (had I not seen The Evil Dead series)

Jun 23 - 10:39 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

The Shadows betray you, demon, because they belong to me.

Jun 23 - 10:40 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

So seeing Evil Dead, and this happened, you wouldn't read it out of fear of demons?

Jun 23 - 10:42 PM

Ash Gilmore

Ash J. Gilmore

Yep. I know it sounds silly, but I'm not taking my chances. Or maybe I would, but remove any sharp or blunt objects from the house and then read it.

Jun 23 - 10:44 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I'd say, "Fuck it." Read the book and leave the woods.

Jun 23 - 10:36 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Of course leave cameras around the cabin.

Jun 23 - 10:42 PM

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