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ODE TO HUGO

Hugo, you suck, I tell you it's true
There's nothing more awful or painful to do
Than to give your damn movie more than one view
Oh Hugo, oh Hugo, I hate you it's true

Your characters suck and your plot is so bland
Your hype is a thing that I simply can't stand
Your shitty old movie should almost be banned
Your plotline is crappy; your acting is canned

You try to make use of effects like 3-D
But all you accomplished is pissing off me
I want money back for the admission fee
This shit should have been straight-to-DVD

I know you have fans who will always defend
Your shitty old film from beginning to end
I wish that nobody ever would spend
Another damn dime on your movie, my friend

Oh, Hugo, you suck, I tell you it's true
There's nothing more awful or painful to do
Than to give your damn movie more than one view
Oh Hugo, oh Hugo, I hate you it's true

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Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

All odes to the top!

Jun 26 - 01:40 AM

John Tyler

John *

Creative lyrics aside, I wholeheartedly disagree.

Jun 25 - 05:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Just wait for my one on Up...

Jun 25 - 05:40 PM

John Tyler

John *

And your ones on Evil Dead, Return of the Jedi, Man of Steel, and The Avengers.

Jun 25 - 05:42 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Don't worry, I think I might start doing this as my actual review...

Jun 25 - 05:43 PM

Overfed Jed

Overfed Jed

I would, ah, very much like to read one for Man of Steel.

Jun 25 - 05:45 PM

John Tyler

John *

Fucking terrific.

Jun 25 - 05:45 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

John you must write a song to defend Hugo. Its the only way.Make it a good one John.

Jun 25 - 05:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Nothing can combat my Seussian-level Trolling. Copyright, by the way.

Jun 25 - 06:07 PM

Overfed Jed

Overfed Jed

You are, ah, a lyrical genius.

Jun 25 - 05:36 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I did not read this shit.

Jun 25 - 05:35 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

So why are you even commenting?

Jun 25 - 05:37 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Taking away my freedom of speech again, eh....

Jun 25 - 05:37 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Yeah, you're right, there's something innately American about commenting about things you don't know about.

Jun 25 - 05:38 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Get yo ass up outa' dis thread, Jermaine! You jive turkey. No need fo yo shit today.

Jun 25 - 05:39 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Okay, Mr. Millenial. Call me in 5 to 8 years when you are grown.

Jun 25 - 05:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I have probably already gotten a better education than you, Cuntler.

Jun 25 - 05:40 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Oh, education is only 1/5 of the problem. You know how hard it is to get a career, paying off college loans, finding a place to stay, and food. Yeah, plus I went to Parkview, the best HS in Georgia, and went to UGA to get a bachelor in Web Design. And I'm still in fucking debt.

Jun 25 - 05:43 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

HA! Georgia. I laugh. Just by the virtue of not living in Georgia, people have a better chance of getting a good education.

And I hope this is all in good fun, Cuntler...

Jun 25 - 06:02 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

UGA is ranked #52 best college in US

GA Tech #2 best Technical College

Emory University #1 Medical College and #19 College in the world.

Jun 25 - 06:06 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Well, aren't you special.

Jun 25 - 06:07 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Dude, you aren't as smart as you think you are, so quit being a pretentious ass.

Jun 25 - 06:44 PM

god z.

god zilla

Come on don't break it to him like that.

Jun 25 - 06:46 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Like I said, all in good fun... a little thing called sarcasm.

Jun 25 - 06:47 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Sorry man, I just hate when people deem Georgia retarded when we really aren't. There is a ton of misconceptions about this state. That we're all racists, blacks, and dumb. However, we are a mix of industrial corps and farms.

Jun 25 - 06:55 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Good, I was worried that you were taking me too seriously. And out of all the states I hate, Georgia doesn't make it even into the top 25. Here's my official list:

1) Alabama
2) Mississippi
3) Texas
4) Delaware
5) Rhode Island
6) North Carolina
7) Maryland
8) Minnesota
9) Oklahoma
10) Missouri

And before anyone yells at me for naming their home state, I have family and heritage in at least half of those, so don't go all butthurt on me.

Jun 25 - 07:27 PM

Penny

Penny BigBang

HEY i am from Texas and me and my husband who is also my brother take offense to that. lol

Jun 25 - 07:29 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Here's my top 10

1) Mass.
2) California
3) South Carolina
4) Louisiana
5) Florida
6) Vermont
7) New York
8) Montana (It is just too fucking boring)
9) Washington
10) Texas

Jun 25 - 07:34 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Hey, I used to live in Texas, but hated it, but people in Texas don't have sex with their fam. That is Alabama.

Jun 25 - 07:36 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

LOL That is nice. If your gonna insult movies I love I'd rather you did it in a creative way.

Jun 25 - 05:34 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Yep, that was my thinking too. Nobody listened to my review, so why not turn it into poetry?

Jun 25 - 05:35 PM

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