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ODE TO EVIL DEAD

Hey John Tyler, this one's for you
I don't want to say that your movie sucked poo
I know that the horror movie fans will all hate me
And go nuts in the comments and try to berate me

But horror movies all depend on their tropes
The car never starts and the women are dopes
"Let's split up!" yes, what a novel idea
"There's a shitload of demons, goodbye, guess I'll see ya!"

It started a genre, I have to admit
But now that same genre has just gone to shit
With Nightmare on Elm Street sequels and Saw
There's much blood and gore, but no sense of awe

I respect this film for being the first
In a genre that I believe is the worst
I'm sorry, all fanboys, this film's just okay
I don't GET the genre, what can I say

But for all of its flaws, it's still some good fun
A cabin in nowhere? Sure, it's been done
With full moons and evil and lightning and thunder
Too bad I just tore its whole anus asunder.
Diego Tutweiller
06-26-2013 10:51 AM

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John Tyler

John Tyler

This was an 80's horror movie. Of course there aren't gonna be intelligent characters.

Jun 26 - 10:56 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With a Vengeance

Well, sure, but does that mean we can't hold it to the same standards as any other movie?

Jun 26 - 11:08 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler

I don't know. What do you think?

Jun 26 - 11:10 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With a Vengeance

Yep.

Jun 26 - 11:28 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Do I have to say how cliché Raiders of the Ark is today?

Jun 26 - 10:53 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With a Vengeance

It isn't.

Jun 26 - 10:55 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Okay, so every archeologist has to explore a temple.

Jun 26 - 10:58 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler

It's a fucking movie.

Jun 26 - 10:59 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With a Vengeance

Oh, and *Raiders of the LOST Ark.

Jun 26 - 10:55 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

GRAMMAR POLICE! YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME BEFORE I GO TO JAIL!

Jun 26 - 10:59 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler

He must be the fire 'cause you just got burned.

Jun 26 - 11:00 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With a Vengeance

Thank you, Mr. Tyler. And *YOU'RE.

Jun 26 - 11:02 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

*Thank you, Mr. Tyler, and it's *YOU'RE

You created a sentence fragment, bitch.

Jun 26 - 11:04 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler

My pleasure, Diego Hard with a Vengeance.

Jun 26 - 11:04 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler

Also, fuck off, Jermaine.

Jun 26 - 11:05 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With a Vengeance

It wasn't a fragment. The '*' signifies the phrase 'you mean' or 'correction'. If you would prefer for me to write that out from now on, I would be happy to do so.

Jun 26 - 11:07 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Yes, I would

Jun 26 - 11:08 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

.

Jun 26 - 11:10 AM

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