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ODE TO AVATAR

A budget that simply would boggle the mind
I hate this damn movie and all of its kind
These giant-ass blockbusters kill the whole industry
Of the anus of cinema, this is the epitome

Avatar, the new film from legend James Cameron
With plot points worse than Iron Man's Mandarin
It's simply a vessel for CGI shit
'Cause lord knows, he didn't make this for the script

Sam Worthington plays the Marine called Jake Sully
In a giant-ass rip-off of stupid Fern Gully
Also Pocahontas and Dances With Wolves
The plot points of these, it pretty much stole

Giant blue people are sure fun to watch
But their loincloths barely cover their crotch
It's PG-13 fare for children who wanna
See the left nipple of Zoe Saldana

Explosions and action will get you so far
Cameron should surely be feathered and tarred
They're cutting down trees to use as, what, lumber?
I want to tear this film's anus asunder.

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Dom Cobb

Dom Cobb

I want to decapitate you in slow motion.

Sep 7 - 02:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Lol. God, you're retarded. And obsessed. It must have taken you a while to find this forum. I laugh derisively at your face. Just because I put my hatred for this movie into creative terms, you want to kill me? Fuck, you're a messed up human being.

Sep 15 - 10:05 PM

Ausautas V.

Ausautas V.

Rips off Delgo, too. In fact, it is Delgo.

Jul 6 - 05:47 AM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Great proem. Better than the actual movie.

Jun 26 - 12:13 PM

John Tyler

J *

TBH, I like Avatar.

Jun 26 - 11:50 AM

Judge Nikhil

nikhil bhardwaj

i like it too

Jun 26 - 12:15 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

You shoulda said how ugly Zoe Saldana looked.

Jun 26 - 11:26 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

She's fucking hot as fuck.

Jun 26 - 11:26 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I mean she was ugly as an alien.

Jun 26 - 11:28 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

That's what I meant, too.

Jun 26 - 11:29 AM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

She makes this ugly face a lot.

Jun 26 - 11:31 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Dat blue ass.

Jun 26 - 11:31 AM

Dom Cobb

Dom Cobb

Finally, we can agree on something. Zoe is sexy.

Sep 7 - 02:41 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

She was hot as hell.

Jun 26 - 12:56 PM

John Tyler

J *

WHAT?! She's one of the most beautiful and talented actresses in Hollywood.

Jun 26 - 01:32 PM

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