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ODE TO TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

Transformers 3, what can I say
It's the Michael Bay film that makes you shout "Yay!"
Action, explosions, and mayhem galore
A plot that make senses and so much more

Decepticons actually invade us for once
Unlike the first two, this is far from dunce
Characters I actually gave two shits about
God, I'm so glad that Megan Fox is out

This movie involves the dark side of the moon
The Autobots prepare to kick more ass soon
Shia LaBeouf is actually good
In the first two, he was as bland as wood

Lots of shit blowing up in our faces
They make up for all our childhood braces
For once, Michael Bay made a good picture
Thankfully, this never got shit-tons of stricture

Transformers 3 is actually good
The source material was fully understood
It truly makes up for part 1 and part 2
Unlike those, this one won't make you feel blue
John Tyler
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06-27-2013 02:47 PM

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Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I hate all three.

Jun 27 - 05:12 PM

John Tyler

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I like all three.

Jun 27 - 05:17 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Ha, number three was my least favorite. I think we disagree on pretty much everything, Tyler. "I think... that you and I are destined to do this forever."

Jun 27 - 05:11 PM

John Tyler

J *

1 and 2 were good, but 3 was great.

WHY I LIKE IT:
- Some of the best action sequences ever put on screen
- Characters that I actually gave two shits about
- Acting that's decent and not really bland
- More Autobot and Decepticon battles
- A plot that actually makes sense
- Homages to the original cartoon
- A better and more purposeful love interest than the previous one
- The best 3D since Avatar
- Glorious special visual effects
- Decent direction by Michael Bay
- A script that tries really hard despite flaws
- Good editing and cinematography
- Steve Jablonsky's best work
- My favorite Linkin Park song used in a Transformers movie

Jun 27 - 05:16 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I had no idea what you were talking about. For some reason, I thought this was about Pink Floyd.

Jun 27 - 04:34 PM

John Tyler

J *

It's an ode to a movie with rhyming as well as my reasoning as to why the movie is superior to its two predecessors.

Jun 27 - 04:58 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I see that. Nicely done, John.

Jun 27 - 05:09 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

I liked the first one.

Jun 27 - 04:32 PM

Penny

Penny BigBang

Horrible writhing and horrible acting.

It looks good.

Jun 27 - 03:35 PM

Overfed Jed

Overfed Jed

Right on.

Jun 27 - 02:48 PM

John Tyler

J *

Only took me three minutes to write it. Let's see if Diego Tutweiller can top that.

Jun 27 - 02:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

T3 was the anus of cinema.

There, that's my ode.

Jun 27 - 05:12 PM

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