They say that sequels usually suck
Here's Spielberg saying 'DON'T GIVE A FUCK'
A fine adventure,a fantastic prequel
To it's predecessor,it's none but an equal
Snakes,skulls and more crashing planes
Oh,and also a few monkey brains
Blood and bugs,violence and gore
And Kate Capshaw does scream like a whore
Little Short Round,such a lovable child
Cute,obedient,helpful and mild
A great asset to Indy,whose not always right in the head
Screw you Mola Ram,Shortie'll get him killed instead
Elephants and villagers,and some priceless stones
And Indy,as always, still running into bones
But beware the Thugee,dangerous enemy they be
Cold hearted killers,under the Eye of Kali
But no challenge be too great for Indiana Jones
Soon those kids will be sent back to their homes
The gun holster may be empty,and cut is his lip
But never underestimate the mighty bull whip
Loved by most,by others hated
There are those who call it 'overrated '
But none forget the thrill or the gloom
The irresistible adventure that is TEMPLE OF DOOM
Some speak of it as the weakest of the lot
To them I say 'Go to Hell and rot'.
Some argue it's racist,quite furiously
You'd have to be a 5 year old to take it seriously
However at the end all say
They'll take an Indy movie any day
Cause we all love a great hero (who always wins)
Pack up that whip,boy,Last Crusade begins!