More Threads

136 Hey, John Tyler 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it. 0 Zein, you are not the king. No one ever agreed to it.

A new contest

Who here can be worthy enough to make an ode to me, Mr. Cruise? I now present to you this challenge. The one that makes me chortle the most shall win.

May the best Diego...erm...man, win!
Bazooka Jew
06-28-2013 03:56 PM

Thread Replies

Please log in to participate in this forum.

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

An Ode to Tom

He started out way back in 81
Gained mainstream fame in movies like Top Gun
A good flick, though his teeth were crooked then
Loved by women, idolized by men.

His Irish voice in Far and Away was dire
I winced a little, wished he would retire
But always Cruise would bounce back into form
As Ethan Hunt he was a man reborn

He was also great in Jerry Maguire
But in Collateral really was on fire
In a few good men he screams 'I want the truth'
In Legend was but in the bloom of youth

His stature is admittedly quite low
But gets more action than most men will know
Married Kidman and divorced her too
Then Katie Holmes the lunatic pursued

His acting skills are difficult to charge
But his personal life, well, controversies large
Jumped on a sofa, laughed like man deranged
Scientology too, yes he's rather strange

But still lets not forget the great movies
Magnolia, Fourth of July, Valkrie
Yeah he's nuts his antics make me shudder
But here's to Tom, that crazy motherfucker.

Jun 28 - 05:17 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

I'm not crazy. I'M NOT!

Jun 28 - 05:36 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

Yeah keep telling yourself that Tom. You have the laugh of a psychopath.

Jun 28 - 05:38 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nice ode. A little offensive, especially at the end, but a good one.

Jun 28 - 06:47 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

Oh well thank you Tom, I'm glad you liked it and it certainly wasn't intended to be offensive.

Jun 28 - 07:15 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Now, MINE was intended to be offensive. Oh, and nice ode, Jimmy. I seem to have started a trend.

Jun 28 - 08:03 PM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

Thanks Diego.Oh yeah, yours had a bit more bite to it. You might have hurt poor Toms feelings. Yeah you have started a trend everyone's having a go at them now lol.

Jun 29 - 03:18 AM

Judge Nikhil

nikhil bhardwaj

rain man , the colour of money were great too

Jun 29 - 05:59 AM

Tommy South

Zack Snyder

An Ode to Tom
He started out way back in 81,
Gained mainstream fame in movies like Top Gun,
A good flick, though his teeth were crooked then,
Was loved by women, idolized by men.

His Irish voice in Far and Away was dire,
I winced a little, wished he would retire,
But always Cruise would bounce back into form,
As Ethan Hunt he was a man reborn.

He was great also in Jerry Maguire,
But in Collateral really was on fire,
In a few good men he screams ?I want the truth?
In Legend he was in the bloom of youth.

His stature is admittedly quite low,
But gets more action than most men will know,
Married Kidman and divorced her too,
Then Katie Holmes the lunatic pursued.

His acting skills are difficult to charge,
But his personal life, well, controversies large,
Jumped on a sofa, laughed like a man deranged,
Scientologist too, yes he is rather strange

But still, let?s not forget the great movies,
4th of July, Magnolia, Valkrie,
Yeah he?s nuts, his antics makes me shudder,
But here?s to Tom, that crazy motherfucker.

Jun 28 - 05:07 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

Sup future me!

Jun 28 - 04:02 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I see you were planning to murder me, Tanny. I'd keep one eye open while you sleep, nigga.

Jun 28 - 04:03 PM

OG Cutler

Cutler's 5th Account

No, I'm you now. We are one in the same.

Jun 28 - 04:05 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What you talkn' 'bout, nigga?

Jun 28 - 04:06 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

(cracks knuckles) Let's do this shit.

Jun 28 - 03:58 PM

Find us on:                     
Help | About | Jobs | Critics Submission | Press | API | Licensing | Mobile