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Let me know how it goes, man.
Jun 30 - 10:33 AM
Dude! Awesome! You told me about her. Ask her when she works tomorrow after 2 pm. Trust me on this. Set up dinner plans. Dinner and a movie is ideal.
Jun 29 - 11:53 PM
ALWAYS GET ADVICE FROM A VIRGIN. LOL
Jun 30 - 12:22 AM
Jun 30 - 10:54 AM
Please don't make this the new Facebook :(
Jun 29 - 10:56 PM
YOUR HAND IS A GREAT BARTENDER. MAKE YOU NICE DRINKS.
Jun 29 - 10:02 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!
Jun 29 - 10:03 PM
is that what you say to your 4 inch penis and hand at night. your a joke.
Jun 29 - 10:04 PM
He has foreskins whenever he uses big words.
Jun 29 - 10:08 PM
Diego John Tutweiller
Maybe if we ignore him, he'll shrivel up like a raisin and die.
Jun 29 - 10:23 PM
Did I hurt your butt buddy's feelers ?
Jun 29 - 10:53 PM
I don't hate you as much as everyone else, John. You're okay. I have to factor in the fact that when your mother found out that you were going to be born retarded, she tried to get an abortion. When it failed, you were delivered extra-retarded form the failed abortion. It's hard to despise a creature so pathetic.
Jun 30 - 12:32 AM
Jun 30 - 12:40 AM
It's quite literally the story of your life.
Jun 30 - 01:00 AM
Let's make a movie about that and the tagline will be: "Based on an unexplainable true story".
Jun 30 - 10:45 AM
AN INCREDIBLE ASSHOLE: The John Abella Story.
Jun 30 - 11:09 AM
The Life and Times and the Story of the Incredible Retarded Asshole: John Abella the Pedophile, Part I: The Beginning of the Douchebaggery
Jun 30 - 11:29 AM
Fear and Loathing in John Abella's Asshole.
Jun 30 - 11:41 AM
Jun 30 - 11:43 AM
John Abella: Episode III: The Re-Hash of his Shit
Jun 30 - 11:48 AM
The Godfucker, Part Deux
Jun 30 - 12:00 PM
The video game adaptation can be Call of Doody: (Abella Likes) Black Cocks.
Jun 30 - 12:06 PM
Giggity Giggity Gears of Whore
Jun 30 - 12:21 PM
The Legend of Abella: Cockarina of Time
Jun 30 - 04:53 PM
Super Marincestio Brotherfuckers
Jun 30 - 05:39 PM
Jun 30 - 06:03 PM
The Abella Scrolls V: Guyrim
Jun 30 - 06:06 PM
Modern Whorefare 3
Jun 30 - 06:14 PM
How would you rate her on the hotness scale? Not that it's any of my business or some shit.
Jun 29 - 09:58 PM
I thought she was mixed (black and whit) but tit turns out she has cuban and caribean ancestors. Id give her a soldi 8.5
Oh, and don't tell her that you asked for dating advice from a bunch of Millennials on the Man of Steel forum on Rotten Tomatoes. In fact, don't even mention that you pretend to be Tom Cruise on the internet.
Jun 29 - 09:39 PM
nno one knos of my life.
Jun 29 - 09:42 PM
Wait one day minimum to call. Try not to get, really, really shitfaced drunk. If you DO get shitfaced drunk, make sure she gets shitfaced drunk as well. Don't fuck up. Oh, and congrats.
You know. She doesn't, or anyone at that, know of my secret life as a movie geek. If it works out, I'm not gonna be on this site that much.
Jun 29 - 09:41 PM
Internet bros before real-life hoes.
sorry dude. Im gonna have to go with the girl.
Jun 29 - 09:44 PM
Yeah, that was the idea, lol. Get out of RT and have a real life while you still can. There's not much hope for the rest of us.
Jun 29 - 09:51 PM
tell, David Tanny, that our banters will end.
Jun 29 - 09:56 PM
You are fucking drunk.
Jun 30 - 01:01 AM