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Surf Ninjas Reviews

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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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It's a real riot when a guy goes tumbling and thudding down a 300-step flight of stone stairs only to climb back up and do it again. What inspired comedy!

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 0.5/4

January 1, 2000
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com

| Original Score: 1/5

July 26, 2002
Stephen Hunter
Baltimore Sun

Here's the concept: These ninjas surf!

Full Review Source: Baltimore Sun | Original Score: 2/4

June 3, 2013
Daniel M. Kimmel
Variety
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Action is relatively mild for the genre and, unfortunately, so are the jokes.

Full Review Source: Variety

May 8, 2005
Ryan Cracknell
Apollo Guide

In all its corny mayhem, Surf Ninjas manages to have some fun mixed in with the parts that wipe out.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Original Score: 68/100

March 16, 2003
Brian J. Arthurs
Beach Reporter (Southern California)

| Original Score: 2/5

October 4, 2002
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

| Original Score: 1/5

February 24, 2004
Alex Sandell
Juicy Cerebellum

Mystery Science Theater could have a field-day with this!

| Original Score: 1/5

December 19, 2004
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com

No, no, no, No, NO!

| Original Score: 1/5

May 6, 2005
Louis Black
Austin Chronicle

They surf in the first half and ninja in the second, but this light comedy adventure never really takes off.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Original Score: 1/5

January 1, 2000
Chris Hicks
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

Any inspiration there might have been as this film was prepared was somewhere along the way passed by in favor of the same old thing.

Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City

January 1, 2000
Janet Maslin
New York Times
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Another of Hollywood's efforts to prove that the American mall mentality is at home in any corner of the globe.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

May 20, 2003
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

| Original Score: 2/5

November 5, 2004
Desmond Ryan
Philadelphia Inquirer
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What do ninjas and surfers have to do with each other? You've got me, and I heroically sat through all of Surf Ninjas.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Inquirer | Original Score: 1/4

June 3, 2013
Jeff Shannon
Seattle Times
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Oh, gee, have I given too much away? Is there something in this lyrical narrative that can't be detected in the first five minutes?

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

June 3, 2013
Richard Harrington
Washington Post
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An inoffensive slice of summertime fun.

Full Review Source: Washington Post

January 1, 2000

TV Guide's Movie Guide

[Boasts] a concise, witty script, an extremely likeable and attractive group of performers, and an abundance of exciting, well-staged kung-fu combat scenes.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 3/4

June 3, 2013
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