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Surviving Christmas (2004)

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7

Average Rating: 3/10
Reviews Counted: 111
Fresh: 8 | Rotten: 103

Surviving Christmas is unpleasant characters attacking each other for 90 minutes before delivering a typical, hollow anti-consumerist message

7

Average Rating: 2.9/10
Critic Reviews: 29
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 27

Surviving Christmas is unpleasant characters attacking each other for 90 minutes before delivering a typical, hollow anti-consumerist message

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Average Rating: 2.6/5
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Movie Info

Directed by Mike Mitchell, Surviving Christmas finds Drew Latham (Ben Affleck) uneager to spend another lonely Christmas in his own home. Longing for holidays past, Drew travels to his childhood home intending to relive the experience of a family Christmas -- unfortunately, his family no longer lives there. This represents only a small snafu to Drew, who offers the Valco patriarch and his wife (Sopranos star James Gandolfini and Catherine O'Hara) a huge amount of money if they consent to pretend

PG-13, 1 hr. 30 min.

Comedy

Deborah Kaplan, Harry Elfont

Dec 21, 2004

$11.2M

Dreamworks

Cast

All Critics (112) | Top Critics (29) | Fresh (8) | Rotten (103) | DVD (12)

Pique on earth and ill will toward men permeate this mirthless comedy.

March 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | Comment
Chicago Reader
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The movie is dead from the outset given the artificiality of the premise about a lonely rich guy who hires the folks living in his boyhood home to be his family for the holidays.

March 5, 2007 Full Review Source: Associated Press | Comment
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Surviving Christmas is about as funny as a rubber crutch for Tiny Tim.

October 22, 2004 Full Review Source: Toronto Star | Comment
Toronto Star
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Maybe the worst thing that can be said for Surviving Christmas is that it doesn't succeed even on its humble level of aspiration.

October 22, 2004 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Comment
San Francisco Chronicle
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There's a desperation to Ben Affleck's mugging in Surviving Christmas that, depending on how you look at it, is either endearing or embarrassing.

October 22, 2004 Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | Comment
Sacramento Bee
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Even though store shelves are stocked with fright masks rather than tree ornaments, Hollywood is offering its first yuletide romp of '04, and with it comes the risk of early onset holiday depression.

October 22, 2004 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | Comment
Newark Star-Ledger
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Surviving Christmas is a mediocre ninety-minute sit-com; if you're looking for wit and humor, stay away.

March 30, 2011 Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | Comment
ComingSoon.net

You'll be lucky if you survive this dumb movie.

December 28, 2010 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment
Common Sense Media

Ben Affleck needs to stop making movies.

April 29, 2009 Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | Comment (1)
Cinema Crazed

You may not survive watching it.

December 30, 2006 Full Review Source: 3BlackChicks Review | Comment
3BlackChicks Review

The moral is that money can indeed buy happiness.

June 24, 2006 Full Review Source: Time Out | Comment

Despite the talent involved, this fails to raise so much as a smile, let alone laughs and Christmas cheer.

April 1, 2006 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Comment
Empire Magazine

If you thought the Ron Howard Grinch movie was the worst excuse for a holiday movie in recent memory, then look out: this one's worse.

January 15, 2005 Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Comment
eFilmCritic.com

A colossal turkey.

December 4, 2004 Full Review Source: ViewLondon | Comment
ViewLondon

All that's vaguely funny or Christmassy about this are the sweaty beads of desperation which string together like fairy-lights across Affleck's forehead as he hammers out one lame gag after another.

November 30, 2004 Full Review Source: BBC | Comment

Surviving Christmas can't decide whether it wants to be naughty or nice and the end result is a sometime funny story, but with a severe multiple personality disorder .

November 30, 2004 Full Review Source: Bangitout.com | Comment
Bangitout.com

Affleck gives one of the clammiest, most panicked performances I've ever seen. The movie is drenched in his flop-sweat.

November 8, 2004 Full Review | Comment
Philadelphia Weekly

The premise has potential, as does the casting, but the script is so mind-numbingly lazy that it insults its audience at every turn.

November 7, 2004 Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Comment
Shadows on the Wall

With the release of this wretched film, star Ben Affleck takes one more ragged step in what seems his death march from leading man to celebrity game show guest.

November 5, 2004 Full Review Source: Style Weekly (Richmond, VA) | Comment

Easily the worst Christmas movie of all time, and a surefire contender for the worst film of 2004.

November 2, 2004 Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Comment
Combustible Celluloid

Ben Affleck's Christmas "comedy" is a misfire under the mistletoe, even with a germ of a classic tale hidden under the ugly wrapping.

November 1, 2004 Full Review Source: Netflix | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Surviving Christmas

This has Soprano...Applegate....and Ben Affleck (not so much...)....and it has some funny moments...But it just doesn't cut the mustard...

January 29, 2012
TheGame90
Martin Sahlin

Super Reviewer

An annoying and silly film which proves that Affleck should stay away from comedies. His character is annoying as hell which makes it difficult to watch but there are some funny moments and along with the message of looking after your family, it makes you feel a bit better inside.

December 26, 2011
StarCrossedVoyager
Sophie Burgess

Super Reviewer

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