Sweet Home Alabama Quotes

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• 1. Jake Perry: You can have roots and wings.
  – Submitted by Panos M (4 months ago)
• 1. Melanie Carmichael: And, don't even pretend like you missed me.
  2. Jake Perry: Oh, I missed you, all right. But, at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
  – Submitted by Jared B (9 months ago)
• 1. Mayor Katherine Hennings: There is nothin' wrong with poor people, I get elected by poor people?
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (16 months ago)
• 1. Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but, you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (18 months ago)
• 1. Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (18 months ago)
• 1. Andrew: You married your *cousin*.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (18 months ago)
• 1. Mayor Katherine Hennings: Why don't you go back to your doublewide and fry somethin'.
  2. Melanie Carmichael: [hitting Kate] Nobody talks to my momma like that?
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (18 months ago)
• 1. Melanie Carmichael: Like I could tip a cow... by myself!
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (19 months ago)
• 1. Jake Perry: Can I help you?
  2. Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubbon ass down here and give me a divorce.
  3. Jake Perry: You're shittin' me, right?
  4. Melanie Carmichael: I never really understood that expression, but, no, I am not *shitting* you.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (20 months ago)
• 1. Stella Kay: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
  2. Jake Perry: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (20 months ago)
• 1. Frederick: Do we know.... Mo.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (21 months ago)
• 1. Melanie Carmichael: Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
  – Submitted by Boomer C (21 months ago)