Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood (1996)
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Reviews Counted:7
Fresh:1
Rotten:6
Average Rating:3.6/10
Consensus: Bordello of Blood is not as scary or funny as it thinks it is (or should've been), and all of Dennis Miller's lines sound like castoffs from his stand-up material.
Runtime: 87 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Synopsis: The cackling Cryptkeeper returns to share this tale of a deranged televangelist who brings a sexy vampire back to life to lure sinners to their deaths in a subterranean bordello. Their pact runs... The cackling Cryptkeeper returns to share this tale of a deranged televangelist who brings a sexy vampire back to life to lure sinners to their deaths in a subterranean bordello. Their pact runs into trouble when a scruffy private eye arrives on the scene--armed with Holy Water-filled Super Soakers. Based on the comic books by William M. Gaines. [More]
Starring: Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak-Goglia, Chris Sarandon
Starring: Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak-Goglia, Chris Sarandon, Corey Feldman, Matt Hill, John Kassir
Director: Gilbert Adler
Director: Gilbert Adler
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Reviews for Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
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