Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood (1996)
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Reviews Counted:26
Fresh:4
Rotten:22
Average Rating:3.3/10
Consensus: Bordello of Blood is not as scary or funny as it thinks it is (or should've been), and all of Dennis Miller's lines sound like castoffs from his stand-up material.
Runtime: 87 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Synopsis: The cackling Cryptkeeper returns to share this tale of a deranged televangelist who brings a sexy vampire back to life to lure sinners to their deaths in a subterranean bordello. Their pact runs... [More]
Starring: Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak-Goglia, Chris Sarandon
Director: Gilbert Adler
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Reviews for Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood
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Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague. Full Review |
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This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
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... run-of-the-mill horror movie. Full Review |
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Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
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2.5/5 |
... the series' die-hard fans will be left wanting. Full Review |
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Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun. Full Review |
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What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance. Full Review |
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This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
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