Dreck and more dreck. A waste of celluloid. Almost makes one appreciate Judge Dredd.
Tango & Cash (1989)
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Reviews Counted:33
Fresh:13
Rotten:20
Average Rating:4.3/10
Runtime: 1 hr 44 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Synopsis: Tango and Cash are two L.A. narcotics cops that go together like caviar and French fries. Dressed in three-piece suits and glasses, Tango (Sylvester Stallone) is the suave policeman; in his... Tango and Cash are two L.A. narcotics cops that go together like caviar and French fries. Dressed in three-piece suits and glasses, Tango (Sylvester Stallone) is the suave policeman; in his nine-dollar shirts and jeans, Cash (Kurt Russell) is Tango's salt-of-the-earth rival on the force. Each has spent his days and nights cracking down on drug dealers, to the fury of crime boss Yves Perret (Jack Palance). When Perret and his gang frame the two cops and have them sent to prison, it turns out that Tango and Cash don't get along any better behind bars than they did in the station house (they trade insults, and protest having to shower together). But when the ruling underground goons of the penitentiary torture them, Tango and Cash join forces to overthrow the prison menace, and, in the process, escape. Once free, they pursue Perret and attempt to destroy his cartel for good--that is, when Cash isn't busy romancing Tango's sister, Kiki (Teri Hatcher), further straining the pair's already tense working partnership. Atypically directed by Russian filmmaker Andrei Konchalovsky (collaborator with arthouse cinema legend Andrei Tarkovsky and older brother of director Nikita Mikhalkov), TANGO & CASH remains one of the unsung action-comedy buddy films of the 1980s. [More]
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher, Brion James
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher, Brion James, Geoffrey Lewis, Michael J. Pollard, Jack Palance
Director: Andrei Konchalovsky
Director: Andrei Konchalovsky
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Reviews for Tango & Cash
Movies like this are annoying because they seem to be saying that the audience is made up of morons.
Full of stupid A-Team-style action. A forerunner of today's braindead action films.
A party gathering and a few drinks and your night could be set. Sober practicality, however, may get the better of you though as you wade through mysogyny, racism and homophobia.
A boisterous and banal buddy-buddy formula that arbitrarily pairs Stallone and Russell in tiresome banter
More like My Beautiful Laundrette in the closet than it is a bad ripoff of Lethal Weapon.
A mindless buddy cop pic, loaded with nonstop action that's played mostly for laughs and delivers too few of them.
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