Taxi

Taxi

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  • Taxi
    2 minutes 18 seconds
    Added: May 9, 2008

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Taxi Reviews

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Mark Keizer
Boxoffice Magazine

Seems less like a releasable movie and more like a dress rehearsal for a releasable movie, or the roadshow production of a dress rehearsal for a releasable movie.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/5

October 18, 2004
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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A film that is wall-to-wall idiocy.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 1/4

October 6, 2004
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media

Think twice before hailing this Taxi.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 2/5

December 28, 2010
Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
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[A] thoroughly repetitive, ill-conceived and poorly executed effort.

October 6, 2004
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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Taxi is one of those madcap comedies where they show all those wacky bloopers during the closing credits to show you how much fun everyone had on the set. Maybe that's because they were in denial.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper

October 11, 2004
Christian Toto
Washington Times

Listen to Taxi carefully and you can hear Jimmy Fallon's film career stalling.

Full Review Source: Washington Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

October 8, 2004
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

The film's labored attempts at titillating sexiness is reminiscent of a mediocre Maxim magazine celebrity-skin spread.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 1/4

October 6, 2004
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons

Take the bus instead.

Full Review Source: Dark Horizons | Original Score: 1/4

October 30, 2006
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

So Jimmy Fallon leaves 'Saturday Night Live' and immediately starts making bad movies. And the circle of life continues.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | Original Score: D

October 10, 2004
Victoria Alexander
Movie Reviews in Croatian

While Queen Latifah is irresistible, this movie is terrible.

Full Review

October 4, 2004
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

Films as lightweight as this usually can be counted on for some smiles, thrills, and good times. Taxi lacks all three.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | Original Score: D

October 7, 2004
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

August 7, 2008
Joshua Tyler
CinemaBlend.com

Taxi can never seem to decide if it's absurd by design or accident.

Full Review Source: CinemaBlend.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

October 5, 2004
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

While Taxi is certainly full of faults that would be hard for most good actors to overcome, Fallon provides the fatal blow himself by being the least interesting part of a pretty paltry movie.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Original Score: 1.5/4

May 26, 2006
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

Bottom line: folks, save your cab fare because the frightfully foolish and formulaic Taxi is one extremely banal and bumpy ride.

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Original Score: 2/4

October 7, 2004
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com

Buckle up for crap!

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

February 17, 2005
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

Cripes, it's bad enough these Saturday Night Live guys recycle the same dumb ideas; now they're starting to look alike.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

October 6, 2004
Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com

someone thought Taxi could be funny, and stuffed it full of idiocy instead of hilarity.

Full Review Source: WaffleMovies.com | Original Score: 1/4

October 6, 2004
Danny Minton
Beaumont Journal

There isn't anything especially witty, and Latifah's transforming taxi is just plain stupid.

Full Review Source: Beaumont Journal | Original Score: D+

October 11, 2004
Christopher Smith
Bangor Daily News (Maine)

A dim slog with few laughs. Latifah deserves better.

Full Review Source: Bangor Daily News (Maine) | Original Score: D+

November 1, 2004
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
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October 18, 2008

ComingSoon.net
October 19, 2004

Boston Phoenix
October 19, 2004

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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October 19, 2004

AV Club
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September 26, 2005

Deseret News, Salt Lake City
October 18, 2008

Sight and Sound
June 18, 2012
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