Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie Quotes

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  • Leonardo:
    Awesome!!!
    Michaelangelo:
    Righteous!!!
    Donatello:
    Bosa Nova!!!
    Michaelangelo:
    Bosa Nova?
    Donatello:
    Chevy Nova? . . . . . Excellent!!!!!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (13 months ago)

  • Donatello/Foot Messenger:
    You're a claustrophobic!
    Casey Jones:
    I never even looked at another guy!
    ‐ Submitted by Justin O (16 months ago)

  • Donatello/Foot Messenger:
    Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
    Michelangelo/Pizza Man:
    The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!
    ‐ Submitted by Justin O (16 months ago)

  • Michaelangelo:
    Just ninja-kick the damn rabbit!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris R (2 years ago)

  • April O'Neil:
    I have neighbor's that live about 4 miles away, I need to get to a phone, and I need to call my boss.
    Casey Jones:
    You mean Charles?
    April O'Neil:
    How did you know that?
    Casey Jones:
    Well he left on your machine just before we got out.
    April O'Neil:
    And?
    Casey Jones:
    Well hey! you just saved yourself an 8-mile round trip! Um, you were fired.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Chief Stearns:
    Are you trying to tell me how to do my job!!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (2 years ago)

  • Casey Jones:
    Thats gonna cost ya Tinkerbell.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (2 years ago)

  • Michaelangelo:
    [ducks Head] GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!
    ‐ Submitted by Izak D (3 years ago)

  • Michaelangelo:
    Who is THAT? Wayne Gretzsky... on steroids?
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher C (3 years ago)

  • Michelangelo/Pizza Man:
    It's a kodak moment.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeffrey S (3 years ago)

  • Splinter:
    I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Splinter:
    I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Splinter:
    All fathers care for their sons.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Splinter:
    You will listen now. My Master Yoshi's first rule was 'Possess the right thinking', only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Michaelangelo:
    [seeing an unconscious April] Can we keep her?
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Michaelangelo:
    Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town!
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

  • Splinter:
    Kids!
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (4 years ago)

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