The year is 2039. World wars have destroyed everything and territories are run by corporations, the mightiest -- and cruelest -- of which is Tekken. Jin Kazama (Jon Foo) witnesses the death of his mother Jun (Tomita) by Tekken in the slums known as Anvil. Vowing vengeance, and armed only with his street smarts and raw fighting skills, he enters a dangerous and potentially deadly combat tournament, where he must defeat the world's most elite fighters to become the "King of the Iron Fist." -- (C)
R, 1 hr. 31 min.
Drama, Action & Adventure, Animation, Art House & International, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Jul 19, 2011
Crystal Sky Pictures
All Critics (4) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (4) | DVD (3)
Neither Gon nor Doctor B make cameo appearances in Tekken the movie. You do not want to see Tekken the movie.
It does make a plucky attempt to replicate the flippy-floppy nature of the fighting elements, creating a limb-snapping effort of escapism surrounded by bland writing and sleepy performances.
The fight-sequences -- dreamlike and almost-spiritual in the original game -- are relegated to UFC-style octagons, shot like shaky-cam snuff and soundtracked by Insane Clown Posse-wannabees. It'd be headache inducing if it weren't so damn boring.
It's not that McElroy hasn't crafted an interesting-enough storyline (in some respects, it's quite an OK plot) but more that he doesn't know how to engage his audience
If fodder like "Best of the Best" is your bag, give this a shot, it's not the worst game movie ever made...
"You will fight, the world will watch, and my legacy will be written with your blood."Tekken actually wasn't half-bad. I'm as surprised to be saying that as you probably are to be reading it. It probably helped that the bar is so low for video game adaptations, and that the last such movie I saw was King of Fighters,
October 20, 2009Super Reviewer
alot of punchin' and jumpin' and crouching tiger-style wall leaps and shit and theres a story too, but fuck if i know. i fell asleep around the 3rd fight and thank god i didn't wake up in time to see the next 8. if they're faithful to the video game, then there should be 11 fights but god holy Joseph fucking shit i
November 8, 2010Super Reviewer
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