Terror Firmer (1999)

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Troma Team Pictures, the company that brought you such classics as The Toxic Avenger, When Nature Calls and Class Of Nuke 'Em High, takes a look inside the making of a "typical" Troma release with Terror Firmer, directed and co-written by Troma co-founder Lloyd Kaufman, who also appears as the director of the film-within-the film. Here, Kaufman (whose character is blind, which would explain a lot about Troma's product) and his crew are making a willfully sleazy horror flick, complete with … More

Rating: R (for strong crude sexuality, language, violence and gore)
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Douglas Buck, Patrick Cassidy, Lloyd Kaufman
In Theaters:
On DVD: Jan 23, 2001
Runtime:
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Cast


as Jennifer

as Larry Benjamin

as Mysterious Woman

as Christine

as Naked P.A.

as Audrey Benjamin

as Toddster

as Jacob Gelman

as Casey's Dad

as Asshole P.A.

as Edgar Allan

as French Cool Cat

as French Cool Cat

as Jeff/Toxie

as Stephen

as Nikolai

as Toxie's Father

as Script Girl

as Jennifer's Mom

as Video Company Exec

as Video Company Exec

as Theodora

as Guy Beaten by Leg

as Police Officer Woman

as Casey's Mom

as Hermaphrodite

as Hermaphrodite

as Mad Cow-Boy

as Nerd P.A.

as Television Inteviewe...

as Himself
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Critic Reviews for Terror Firmer

All Critics (6) | Top Critics (2)

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
New York Times
Top Critic

Full Review… | June 18, 2008
Variety
Top Critic

Troma goes Blair Witch, and this movie gets VULGAR!

June 25, 2003
Juicy Cerebellum

Full Review… | December 6, 2005
Film Threat

Full Review… | December 8, 2002
Film Threat

Full Review… | April 10, 2001
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Audience Reviews for Terror Firmer

Indy directors schooled in shock had two options when Hollywood stepped in and stole their thunder with bad taste comedy hits like THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY and American PIE.

1. Become like John Waters, lose your edge and deliver much tamer (and much more bland) stabs at the establishment or...

2. Up the ante in terms of nihilistic gore, nudity, amorality, cruelty and cheap toilet gags.

Lloyd Kaufman has, with this film, undoubtedly established himself as the poster boy for the latter. So possessed is this man to disgust, offend, shock and give viewers an alternative to good, decent, Speilbergian entertainment, he has whipped out a film that includes, but it certainly not limited to, dismemberment, decapitation, impalement, castration, breast mutilation, urination, scat, puking, incest, rape, child molestation, drug use, cheesy sound effects, flatulence, deformed sex organs, full nudity (male and female), a fetus ripped from a womb, soft core sex and gore-dripping overkill in any and every other possible department. I must say, that it's a hectic, erratic, messy film, but I was never once bored while watching it.

Since the story takes place around the set of an independent movie (invaded by a hermaphroditic serial killer who hacks his/her way through the cast and crew in an effort to shut down the production) we also get some commentary on how the film industry works (and how it doesn't) and on the comedic virtues found in the lowest of low human behavior.

All four of the leads (Will Keenan, Alyce LaTourelle, Trent Haaga and Debbie Rochon) are great. Kaufman himself also shows considerable on-screen appeal as Larry Benjamin, the aloof director of the film in question, who also happens to be blind, an idea copied by Woody Allen for his acclaimed (but apparently not all that original) film Hollywood ENDING in 2001!

Fair enough to say that not everyone will be able to endure TERROR FIRMER, but be grateful someone has the audacity to slap Tinseltown in the face by beating them at their own game. The video and DVD both contain deleted scenes and outtakes and are available in uncut or R-rated versions. Watch for a cameo by SOUTH PARK creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone and Motorhead's Lemmy during an amusing end credit sequence.

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Cassandra Maples

Super Reviewer

½

Beyond Tromafare for Citizens Toxie, Terror Firmer actually offers some interesting points about film-making and certainly Troma is better at satirizing themselves than the mainstream fair a la "Scary Movie", "Epic Movie", etc.

Hilarious but perhaps far too silly (and unfamiliar) for those unacquainted with the truly trash crap independent film and their rare glory.

Does this movie dare to try to be "art"? Yes, and it succeeds better than a B movie should, proving that Troma is one cut above themselves.

"Dig a hole and call the New York Post!"

Troma's biggest problem is that any upcoming film-makers who may want to work for them *ahem* will expect a certain on set vibe because of this movie, and we're also plain aware that Troma is not as "no budget" as they claim and for the most part, just underpays the young and willing.

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_kelly .King

Super Reviewer

Troma's best stuff.

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A.D. Villarreal

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