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I love blood and guts but at least give me an original story to go with it.
Jan 11 - 02:27 PM
I haven't seen it but it looks and sounds bad.If I wrote the script I would have incorporated the original into this by keeping all the original characters.Leatherface,his father and his grandfather all ran and would try to take revenge against sally for the death of the hitchhiker(brother of leatherface).That would have made more sense.
Jan 8 - 07:36 AM
how do I get into the secret hollywood cabal that keeps producing horrible movies like this and making tens of millions of dollars off of them? Where do I send my intentionally awful screenplay?
Jan 7 - 11:34 AM
Oh you have a potentially bad idea for a movie that's worth millions of dollars?FOX would be happy to help you on the road to greatness. :D
Jan 8 - 08:13 AM
It honestly baffles me that anyone can think this was a good movie in any shape or form. Any one of us could have wrote a better script, and everyone working on this movie had to have known this. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize your MAIN CHARACTER is half her fucking age as the result of the basic plot point of your movie. Also, if you spend the entirety of a movie describing how brutal, sadistic, malicious, and ruthless a group of people are, WHY WOULD YOU SPEND THE FUCKING SEQUEL DEFENDING THEM. SHE TEAMED UP WITH HIM AFTER HE KILLED EVERYONE SHE WAS WITH AND ATTEMPTED TO KILL HER.
Jan 6 - 11:25 PM
FUCK THIS SHITTY ASS MOVIE DUMB FAT BURGER EATING YANKS WOULD RATHER GO SEE SHITTY MOVIES LIKE THIS THAN DREDD AND THE AMERICAN IDIOTS LET DREDD FLOP AND RE-ELECT THAT CLOSET MUSLIM OBAMA. FUCK ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS.
Jan 6 - 12:52 PM
Chase: The Lost Trollfighter
u mad bro?
Jan 6 - 02:25 PM
What's it like to be filled with that much hate?
Jan 6 - 02:54 PM
ITS GREAT IT ALLOWS ME TO USE THE DARKSIDE OF THE FORCE.
Jan 6 - 02:56 PM
You're a total jackass.
Jan 6 - 03:50 PM
You've been watching the shitty Star Wars prequels too much, queer.
Jan 6 - 05:03 PM
FUCK OFF BITCH BEFORE I CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE OF THE FORCE.
Jan 7 - 05:01 AM
Get the fuck out of here you fat cocksucking ass-licking homo
Jan 7 - 09:50 AM
FUCK OFF YOU GLASS EYED MASK WEARING FAGGOT. GO STICK YOUR BALLS IN A BEAR TRAP YOU FAT UGLY SON OF A BITCH.
Jan 7 - 11:05 AM
Thoroughly Entertain Me Or Die
STAR WARS FANBOY ALERT!
Jan 7 - 01:36 PM
Jan 7 - 01:37 PM
@geordie Shitlands- What is obsession with cocks?
Jan 7 - 04:42 PM
everyone! search the Hobbit and look for the discussion page " Geordie newlands" go now, and share your comments on this unlikeable man...wait you aren't a man, you're a child..... i forgot
Jan 7 - 05:12 PM
i can't help but agree with Geordie here. Obama is a closet muslim, oh and dredd was amazing, you people are missing out.
Jan 6 - 10:34 PM
LOL you liked Jack Reacher.
Jan 6 - 01:12 AM
LOL so did a lot of people, dipshit.
Jan 6 - 12:44 PM
DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT QUIT DEFENDING YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU RAGING HOMO.
Jan 6 - 12:50 PM
Oh Geordie. So young, so queer.
Jan 6 - 02:19 PM
stop sucking dick for free, faggot
Jan 7 - 09:51 AM
Speaking as a person who has seen Jack Reacher and Texas Chainsaw, if you have a choice between the two, go with Reacher.
How the fuck does Jack Reacher have anything to do with Texas Bullshit 3D? Fuck you, Ethan Steers.
Jan 6 - 05:02 PM
You can't just call people idiots for liking a film, no matter how good of bad it is to you. It‚??s like saying someone is an idiot for like burgers over hot dogs or vice versa. All films and art is art is subjective. This post is just plain ignorant
Jan 5 - 05:31 PM
wrong, just wrong
Jan 6 - 11:52 AM
Why any sane human would even ever consider watching anything remotely close to this crap is beyond me. Worse than any garbage ever flushed down your septic tank.
Jan 5 - 05:09 PM
A...GREED, no wait. i grammared that wrong. or did i?
Jan 6 - 10:36 PM
i knew it would suck
Jan 5 - 12:54 PM
My goodness. If I had known that people were going to get offended by this, I would've tried to sound a lot more offensive. But I guess I can do it now. Enjoy your shitfest, dumbasses.
Jan 5 - 11:52 AM
Cody, I can't tell if you're a troll or just really stupid. If you are going to bother us with your sophomoric whining about these "cash grabs" as you call them, then I suggest you revise your "best of 2012" list. You're missing Flight, Silver Linings Playbook, and Lincoln at the very least. Either you're a whiny little kid or a man-child. Any way you cut it, you're the only idiot here. I've wasted enough of my time on your nonsense.
Jan 5 - 07:38 AM
I'm sure those movie were good, but I didn't see them. And I don't see how those movies have anything to do with this piece of shit.
Jan 5 - 11:39 AM
I'm sure those movies were good, but I didn't see them. Do you ever use your head before you start to comment?
Jan 5 - 11:40 AM
Why are you comparing Silver Linings Playbook to Texas Chainsaw 3D?
Jan 5 - 11:58 AM
I'm not. Read carefully. Jesus, you people are fucking retarded
Jan 5 - 01:29 PM
Yeah and you're a perfect example of that.
Jan 5 - 01:57 PM
Good. Please don't waste any more of my time. If you actually want to see this, then you're the idiot. And, I'm sure those movies were good, but here's the thing...This is gonna blow your mind...I DIDN'T SEE THEM. Holy shit! I know, mid blown, right? Fuck off, asshole.
Jan 5 - 12:01 PM
I never said I wanted to see the movie. Not once. My point was that if you're going to make a "best of" list, then you need to watch the critically acclaimed films and lose your "cash grab" films on your list. I'm shocked that you still don't understand this. Lol it's actually remotely comical.
Jan 5 - 01:55 PM
It's not a "best of" list. It's the ones I saw that stood out to me. I didn't see everything this year, but let's see: Django Unchained, Looper, The Dark Knight Rises, Argo, Skyfall, End of Watch and The Grey were all critically acclaimed you moron.
Jan 5 - 02:00 PM
What would do define as "acclaimed". 100% and nothing lower? Because his top 10 are all fresh ratings.
Jan 5 - 02:04 PM
What would you define as "critically acclaimed"? 100% and nothing lower? Because all the movies in his top 10 have fresh ratings, dipshit.
Jan 5 - 02:05 PM
You're an idiot, Chase.
Jan 5 - 02:08 PM
Oh yeah. You're defending some shithole slasher flick and yet he's the idiot? Hahahahahahahaha
Jan 5 - 12:02 PM
I never defended the flick. It's shocking to me how stupid people are anymore. Nobody takes the time to read and if they do, they don't comprehend.
Jan 5 - 01:31 PM
If you aren't defending it, then why do you feel the need to insult Cody and call him an idiot? Do you just like attention?
It was okay,don't bother with the 3d.Also there is a funny end of credits scene.
Jan 5 - 05:21 AM
Just got back from seeing it, It was a cool little thing to see being a 14 year old but man it was really short. For me it was okay. I get why all the hate its getting in my opinion its a 6.5/10
Jan 4 - 04:35 PM
The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller
Yeah, I'm totally with you. This is the armpit of filmmaking.
Jan 4 - 04:23 PM
In Your Dreams
First it was The Amazing Spider Man, now this. Tsk, tsk.
Jan 4 - 09:09 AM
Is there a reason why everything you post is meaningless bullshit?
Jan 4 - 01:17 PM
Oh good. The troll is back. Here to give us an opinion that while making no sense whatsoever, is also something that nobody cares about.
Jan 4 - 01:36 PM
The Amazing Spider-Man? What the hell are you talking about?
Jan 4 - 08:12 PM
Cody yhu sir are a bandwagon. It actually looks like it had a thought process & has some decent acting not the best so watch a movie before you start judging it because people like you don't make any difference to the film whether you like it or not
Jan 4 - 12:25 AM
Hahahaha. A thought process? Decent acting? What fucking trailer did you see?
Jan 4 - 01:24 PM
Well sir, I gave the last three Chainsaw movies a chance and they all sucked big time, so I'm not keen on seeing this one. And if you think that this movie will have, as you say, "a thought process", then I'm pretty sure you don't understand what this series is about. So, let me tell you. About three or four 25 year old CW rejects who couldn't get a part in One Tree Hill playing teenagers are going to be running from a masked guy with a chainsaw. A few of them will fuck each other shortly before getting dismembered in some way and then the final girl will either get away at the end or get slaughtered as well. So, if you want to waste your hard earned money on that piece of shit, go right ahead.
Jan 4 - 01:32 PM
Keijon, you sir are a dumbass. Youu really think that some stupid slasher film is gonna have any brains to it whatsoever? Have you ever seen one before?
Jan 4 - 02:45 PM
He is just trying to be a little optimistic here....dang
Jan 5 - 04:14 PM
i think this movie will be cool‚?¶i only want to see it for the 3d scare factor‚?¶but I'm going wait to read AUDIENCE reviews first because critic reviews SUCK‚?¶i saw hunger games based on critic reviews and i can't believe i wasted over 2 hours of my life and hard earned money for that stupid movie!
Jan 3 - 09:25 PM
Says the guy who put a shitty cash grab on his top 10 of 2012
Jan 3 - 05:29 PM
Could you be more specific so I can fully know what's going on inside of your genius mind?
Jan 3 - 08:27 PM
I'd predict that he's talking about The Hobbit. If not Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers.
Jan 4 - 02:00 PM
If that's true, then he really is an idiot.
Jan 4 - 02:28 PM
I liked the Hobbit. Could have been better, but what movie cant be better?
Jan 5 - 04:16 PM
i was reading an article and the director of the 1974 original said that this movie is incredible
Jan 2 - 01:49 PM
i think its ganna be okay
Jan 2 - 04:42 PM
Everyone has their own opinions about everything. I am giving TEXAS CHAINSAW a chance. You guys have seen the trailer and maybe a clip from it, and you're already blowing it off. Good for you, way to "judge a book by it's cover." I am not defending the movie. I just would rather for you all to wait and watch the movie, then bash on it if you don't like it. Be mature about it instead of calling other people names for having different opinions. And I guess I am stupid enough to see this.
Jan 1 - 07:36 PM
They even left out "Massacre." I understand dumbing down movies for mass profit, but are you kidding me? We're basically handfeeding audiences these days and it's going to get worse.
Jan 1 - 05:41 PM
Just guessing here, but they may have decided to take out the "Massacre" portion of the title due to the recent shootings and massacres that have occurred recently. Still, Texas Chainsaw 3D is a pretty bad title.
Jan 6 - 09:50 AM
Why do I have the feeling this won't be screened for critics. Lucky them.
Jan 1 - 02:03 PM
i agree, this is a super stupid attempt for cash.looks like a poorly made movie too, only a moron would pay to watch the same thing 8 times.
Dec 31 - 11:42 PM
guess I'm a moron. :P
Jan 3 - 12:31 AM
noooooooo, dont do it !!!!!
Jan 3 - 12:03 PM
Yep you are.
Jan 3 - 11:31 PM
I don't know what it was in the early 2000s but everyone just loved bad remakes. I have noticed that it is dying. Yes more remakes are being made but the box office for the genre is depleting. Now I will say not all remakes are bad, I'm just saying true thought and originality has to be put into them now. 21 Jump Street & Cabin In The Woods are perfect examples from this year.
Dec 31 - 05:18 PM
21 Jump Street was also a remake, Cabin In The Woods was not.
Jan 1 - 08:37 AM
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is boring and isn't scary.
Dec 30 - 07:49 PM
fool! every horror movie from the 70s is scarier than the crap hollywood makes today. that shit looked real! scary used to mean it would haunt you for days on end. the original does this. today, scary means dragging fake and plastic entrails on the cement. horror is scary, my friend. gore does not necessarily mean horror. and therefore gore does not always mean scary.
Dec 31 - 11:52 AM
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was extremely scary and thrilling since we were forced to use our imaginations. Gore? Its a cheap, stupid ploy of people who don't understand film making.
Jan 1 - 08:32 PM
Examples of such cash grabs:
Every zombie ever made in the 21st century
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
Dec 30 - 04:50 PM
I hope you don't mean the original "A Nightmare on Elm Street." That one was very unique, symbolic, and clever, even if it fit into the slasher genre. Also, only some of the zombie movies are cash grabs. You can count out "Shawn of the Dead," and the "28 Days/Weeks Later films." Those were at least made with an actual thought process behind them.
Jan 3 - 11:09 PM
I agree with the original Nightmare on Elm Street. Excellent flick.
Jan 4 - 06:24 AM
yes, with the exception of the first NES movie, everything after is a cash grab.
Jan 4 - 11:07 PM
Even Wes Craven's New Nightmare? That one was pretty creative. I thought it was nearly as good as the original.
Jan 6 - 09:53 AM
if you thought that new nightmare movie was good, you have some serious retardation problems.
Jan 7 - 01:38 PM
People aren't going to see these for originality or great filmmaking. Sure, they are all really the same movie, but so are most romantic comedies and plenty of movies in other genres. It's called escapism and horror films, bad or good do a better job at taking people out of reality than movies from other genres. They're more like rollercoasters than pieces of art.
Dec 29 - 05:25 PM
that's the problem with cinema today, they're all the same and copy each other, little individuality or originality
Dec 29 - 08:35 PM
who the fuck are you calling stupid?
Dec 29 - 11:24 AM
Dec 29 - 12:25 PM
If you are getting offended by this, then you really are stupid.
Dec 29 - 12:26 PM
Dec 29 - 12:31 PM
Bet you're still a virgin, VIRGIN!
Jan 1 - 11:47 AM
Okay then. At least I'm not seeing this piece of shit like you probably will.
Jan 3 - 11:32 PM
unfortnately they will always exist so you're meaningful whining won't solve anything.
Dec 27 - 09:09 AM
But you found his "meaningful whining" worthy enough of your opinion.
Unfortunately, people who use the word "you're" instead of "your" will always exist too.
Dec 29 - 08:26 PM
Your is for Possession, You're is short for you are.
Rob, you just went full retard.
Jan 1 - 07:39 PM
Can you say RED DAWN?
Dec 24 - 09:36 AM
Number of Red Dawn movies: 2
Number of Texas Chainsaw movies: 8
Which one is the bigger cash grab?
Actually, there are 7 Chainsaw films. And I would call any of them cash grabs.....except the new one, since its ONLY selling point is that it's in 3D.
Dec 29 - 08:29 PM
Does it make any fuckin difference whether there's 7 or 8?
Dec 30 - 05:39 PM
@Mick, the Red Dawn remake is a completely worthless, piece of garbage. Texas Chainsaw 3D, while certainly unnecessary & definitely a cash crab, isn't trying to be anything other than a mindless slasher film.
Dec 29 - 08:32 PM
Actually I threw out that question because Cody defended it on another board...whatever
Dec 30 - 09:12 PM
You're a dick..whatever.
Dec 31 - 08:55 PM
Yeah that really makes you sound like an asshole, Mick.
I'm a dick and asshole? For what, throwing an inside joke at Cody? The fuck is wrong with you people?
Jan 4 - 08:37 PM
It's because on every goddamn thread you have to mention Red Dawn in some way. I didn't even see it, but I know it ain't worth complaining about it that much.
Jan 7 - 10:08 PM
It's an original story so see it then say something
Jan 2 - 07:27 PM
A guy running around and slashing up a bunch of teenagers is an original story? Guess we should've handed out some Oscars to the Friday the 13th series.
Jan 6 - 09:55 AM