• R, 1 hr. 35 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Jason Reitman
    In Theaters:
    Jan 20, 2006 Wide
    On DVD:
    Oct 3, 2006
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Thank You For Smoking Quotes

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    1. Nick Naylor: I don't have a MD or law degree. I have a bachelor's in kicking butt and taking names.
    – Submitted by Yoga L (20 months ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
    – Submitted by Yoga L (20 months ago)
    1. Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
    2. Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?
    3. Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.
    4. Nick Naylor: Brad, I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom.
    5. Brad: That was unnecessary.
    – Submitted by Yoga L (20 months ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: I like a challenge. If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross.
    – Submitted by Diego John R (21 months ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.
    – Submitted by Victor M (2 years ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: If you argue right, you are never wrong!
    – Submitted by Prajeeb K (2 years ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: You know that guy who can get with any girl he wants? I'm him..on crack.
    – Submitted by Haroon M (2 years ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day. 1,200 people! We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there's Attila, Genghis and me, Nick Naylor, the face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.
    – Submitted by Chad E (2 years ago)
    1. Nick Naylor: I don't have an MD or a law degree. I have a bachelors at kicking butt and taking names.
    – Submitted by Chad E (2 years ago)
    1. Joey Naylor: Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.
    2. Nick Naylor: Well, that's one theory.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these assholes?
    2. Nick Naylor: I'm good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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