The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai Reviews

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Super Reviewer
April 18, 2010
As a soft core porn movie, its pretty good!! Yes, plot is outrageous and bizarre, but the acting is decent and the pacing of the film moves at a rather brisk clip. One thing for sure, it does entertain as long as nudity and alot of sexual situations does not put you off. I thought the ending was a bit predictable for such a zany story, but it will hold your interest.
½ June 10, 2009
This movie confused me, it is a softcore porn that tries to have a deeper meaning, but really all you get is a girl with a delayed reaction to all senses after a bullet in the head, an assassin/detective/rapist turned good guy and a very bizzarre and puzzling sequence of George W fingering the lead via a self traveling television. Watch at your own risk.
½ August 2, 2008
This was actually quite funny. You know, in the few minutes where she actually wasn't naked....
The movie IS as crazy as this plot synopsis makes it out to be. She gains abilities from a shot to the head, doesnt die, noone seems to really mind the gaping hole in her head and GW Bush's finger clone can talk. Wow.
Notable moments -
-When wanting to take a photo she yells "CELLULAR PHOTO FUNCTION!!" (its as cute as it sounds)
-Its cute to hear the word "frappuchino" and the Star Spangled banner in Japanese.
-I dont think I ever saw a film with not only one but TWO ejaculations...
-When the US army finds out the missiles are launched, instead of real people we see GI Joe-type dolls. HILARIOUS.

I know theres a message buried deep in here, but its SOOOO deep you cant really take a message away from it. Campy fun, but dont watch with the parents or the kids.
April 5, 2012
Perhaps my first 'pinky' film, it was meh, but with a couple of absolute hilarious and memorable scenes. Espeicially with George Bush. Not safe for kids. And some adults ;)
November 23, 2010
A great trashy political absurd romp.
November 30, 2009
I should start to read descriptions before I watch movies. I had not idea this was a Japanese Pink Film (which is softcore porn). Now don't get me wrong. I am sure there are some softcore porn movies that have decent or funny stories, but this was not one. The story made no sense and was just too cheesy. The sex scenes weren't even that entertaining and there was a lot of them. Within the first five minutes of the movie I hated it. Then on top of that, the acting was just horrible. I read somewhere that this movie was a hit in Japan, and I don't know why. It must of been just for the sex. Because a sex maniac that gets shot in the head and becomes a genius is just not a good story line. The only time I actually laughed was after the first sex scene of the movie because it was ridiculous.
November 19, 2009
(***): Thumbs Up

Strangely entertaining.
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