• PG-13, 2 hr.
  • Drama
  • Directed By:
    David Fincher
    In Theaters:
    Oct 1, 2010 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jan 11, 2011
  • Columbia Pictures

The Social Network Quotes

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    1. Tyler Winklevoss: Woops. Broke your 350 year old doorknob.
    – Submitted by Sarah K (8 months ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: Is there any way to make this a fair fight?
    2. Tyler Winklevoss: We could jump out and swim.
    3. Cameron Winklevoss: We'd have to jump out and drown.
    4. Tyler Winklevoss: Well, you could forward and I could row backward.
    5. Cameron Winklevoss: We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.
    6. Tyler Winklevoss: Just row the damn boat.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Well, I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free.
    2. Amelia Ritter: Kind of like Napster?
    3. Sean Parker: Exactly like Napster.
    4. Amelia Ritter: What do you mean?
    5. Sean Parker: I founded Napster.
    6. Amelia Ritter: Sean Parker founded Napster.
    7. Sean Parker: Nice to meet you.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
    2. Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
    – Submitted by Eli T (17 months ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions have destroyed everything I've been working on?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: We have been working on.
    3. Mark Zuckerberg: Without money, the site can't function. Let me tell you difference between Facebook and everybody else. We don't crash ever! If the serves are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.
    4. Eduardo Saverin: Look...
    5. Mark Zuckerberg: Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire use base. The users are interconnected. That is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online. and if one domino goes, the other dominos go. Don't you get that? I'm not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!
    – Submitted by Jean R (18 months ago)
    1. Marilyn Delpy: You must really hate the Winklevosses
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: I don't hate anybody. The Winklevi aren't suing for intellectual property theft they are suing because for the first time in their lives, things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them.
    – Submitted by William C (18 months ago)
    1. Ad Executive: Mr. Zuckerburg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard Network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: Four hours?
    3. Ad Executive: Yes sir.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window.
    – Submitted by Sarah K (19 months ago)
    1. Ad Board Chairwoman: Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement. Would you like to do so?
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: Uh...I've...you know...[stands] I've already apologized in the Crimson to the ABHW, to Fuerza Latina and to any women at Harvard who might have been insulted as I take it that they were.As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
    3. Ad Board Chairwoman: I'm sorry?
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: Yes?
    5. Ad Board Chairwoman: I don't understand.
    6. Mark Zuckerberg: Which part?
    – Submitted by Sarah K (19 months ago)
    1. Erica Albright: You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.
    – Submitted by justin j (19 months ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: You're not thinking about what it"s gonna look like.
    2. Divya Narendra: What's it gonna look like?
    3. Cameron Winklevoss: Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the Karate Kid around a gym.
    – Submitted by Jeremy F (19 months ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: Let the hacking begin.
    – Submitted by Siddharth K (20 months ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: If you were the inventors of Facebook. you would've invented Facebook
    – Submitted by Siddharth K (20 months ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: People came to Facemash in a stampede, right?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: [shivering] Yeah...
    3. Mark Zuckerberg: But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls. You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: It's because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. I'm not talking about a dating site. I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.
    5. Eduardo Saverin: I can't feel my legs...
    6. Mark Zuckerberg: I know. I'm totally psyched about this too.
    – Submitted by Sarah K (20 months ago)
    1. Gretchen: What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    3. Gretchen: What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?
    4. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    5. Gretchen: What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?
    6. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    7. Gretchen: What was Peter Theil's ownership share diluted down to?
    8. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    9. Gretchen: And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
    10. Eduardo Saverin: [beat] Point zero three percent.
    – Submitted by Jacob H (21 months ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
    – Submitted by Jacob H (21 months ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: 25 minutes late!
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: He founded Napster when he was 19, he can be late.
    3. Eduardo Saverin: He's not a god
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: Then what is he?
    5. Eduardo Saverin: He's 25 minutes late.
    – Submitted by Hunter E (22 months ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
    2. Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
    3. Tyler Winklevoss: We don't even have to do that.
    4. Cameron Winklevoss: That's right.
    5. Tyler Winklevoss: We can do that ourselves. I'm 6-5, 220 and there's two of me.
    – Submitted by Michael V (22 months ago)
    1. Larry Summers: Well, the darkness is the absence of light, and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me.
    – Submitted by Fenky G (2 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Did you know this is where they filmed The Towering Inferno?
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: That's comforting.
    – Submitted by Directors C (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: And I'll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.
    – Submitted by Jesus H (2 years ago)
    1. Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
    3. Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [pauses] Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
    – Submitted by Jesus H (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?
    2. Dustin Moskovitz: What's he talkin' about?
    – Submitted by Jesus H (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?
    2. Dustin Moskovitz: What's he talkin' about?
    – Submitted by M M (2 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so I guess we're even.
    – Submitted by Matt K (2 years ago)
    1. Divya Narendra: This is a good guy?
    2. Cameron Winklevoss: We don't know that he's not a good guy.
    3. Divya Narendra: We know that he stole our idea, we know he lied to our faces for a month and a half!
    4. Cameron Winklevoss: No, he never lied to our face.
    5. Divya Narendra: Ok, he never saw our faces. Fine he lied to our email accounts!
    – Submitted by Hunter E (2 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: Look you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. And you are going to go through life thinking girls don't like you cause, you're a nerd. And want you to know from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because, you're an asshole.
    – Submitted by Hunter E (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: Who are you going to send that to?
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: Ah, just a couple of people. The question, is who are they going to send it to.
    – Submitted by Natalia S (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: i like standing next to you Sean, it makes me look so tough.
    – Submitted by justin j (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops. You pretentious douche bag.
    – Submitted by justin j (2 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: We lived on farms and then we lived in cities and now we are going to live on the internet!
    – Submitted by justin j (2 years ago)
    1. Dustin Moskovitz: Who are the girls?
    – Submitted by Sean A (2 years ago)
    1. Amelia Ritter: I just slept with Sean Parker?
    2. Sean Parker: You just slept on Sean Parker.
    – Submitted by Sean A (2 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: You think you know me.
    2. Eduardo Saverin: I've read enough.
    3. Sean Parker: You know how much I've read about you? [whispers] Nothing.
    – Submitted by Sean A (2 years ago)
    1. Larry Summers: [to his secretary] Ann, punch me in the face. [to the Winklevoss twins] Continue.
    – Submitted by Sean A (2 years ago)
    1. Marilyn Delpy: You are not an asshole Mark....you are just trying so hard to be.
    – Submitted by Arun S (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: And I'll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.
    – Submitted by Ammar E (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.
    2. Sean Parker: It won't be like your not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.
    3. Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the mast head.
    4. Sean Parker: You might want to check again.
    5. Divya Narendra: Is this because I froze the account?
    6. Sean Parker: Did you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, pretending you running-
    7. Eduardo Saverin: SORRY, my Prada's at the cleaners. Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
    – Submitted by Kasia P (2 years ago)
    1. Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
    3. Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [pauses] Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
    – Submitted by Kasia P (2 years ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
    2. Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
    3. Tyler Winklevoss: We don't even have to do that.
    4. Cameron Winklevoss: That's right.
    5. Tyler Winklevoss: We can do it ourselves. I'm 6'5, 220, and there's two of me.
    – Submitted by Harold M (2 years ago)
    1. Ad Board Chairwoman: Before we begin with our questioning you're allowed to make a statement, would you like to do so?
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: I've, You know, I've already apologize to the Crimson, to the ABHW... To Fuerza Latina, and to any women in Harvard may have been insulted as I take it that they were As for any charges stemming from the breach from the security,I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
    3. Ad Board Chairwoman: I'm sorry?
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: Yes.
    – Submitted by Shayak B (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I need to do something substantial & getting attention of the clubs!
    2. Erica Albright: Why?
    3. Mark Zuckerberg: Because there is exclusive, fun & too better life.
    – Submitted by Tejas S (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.
    – Submitted by Tejas S (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.
    2. Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.
    3. Mark Zuckerberg: [sarcastically] I didn't know that, tell me more.
    – Submitted by Harold M (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: If we could just go somewhere for a moment.
    2. Erica Albright: I don't want to be rude to my friends.
    3. Mark Zuckerberg: Okay.
    4. Erica Albright: Okay [pauses for a moment] Good luck with your video-game.
    – Submitted by Harold M (2 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness.
    2. Reggie: Erica, is there a problem?
    3. Erica Albright: [turning to talk to Reggie] No, there's no problem. [turning back to face Mark] You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.
    – Submitted by Harold M (2 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I wanted to talk to you.
    3. Erica Albright: On the Internet.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I came over.
    5. Erica Albright: Comparing women to farm animals.
    6. Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't end up doing that.
    – Submitted by Harold M (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: [on Blog] I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie. So what if it's not even 10pm and it's a tuesday night.
    – Submitted by Jacob D (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: You know you really don't need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
    – Submitted by Sanjay R (2 years ago)
    1. Marilyn Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
    – Submitted by Steven O (2 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Hang on. Almost forgot. [holds a check in front of Eduardo] Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze. [Eduardo goes to hit Sean; Sean cowers]
    2. Eduardo Saverin: [Eduardo pulls back, his eyes wet, but staring to smile] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough. [walks out, escorted by two security guards]
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have a right to give it a try, but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening people lie.
    – Submitted by Chey Y (2 years ago)
    1. Bob: I'm Bob.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: How are you doing?
    3. Bob: You know, I could swear he was looking at you when he said that the next Bill Gates could be right in this room.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: I doubt it.
    5. Bob: And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was.
    6. Mark Zuckerberg: It was Bill Gates.
    – Submitted by Chey Y (2 years ago)
    1. Gretchen: 18,000 dollars?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
    3. Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up?
    4. Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
    5. Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now?
    6. Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
    7. Mark Zuckerberg: Hang on. [Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad] I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Hang on. Almost forgot. [holds a check in front of Eduardo] Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze.
    2. Eduardo Saverin: [Goes to hit Sean; Sean cowers] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Gretchen: What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    3. Gretchen: What was Dustin Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?
    4. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    5. Gretchen: What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?
    6. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    7. Gretchen: What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to?
    8. Eduardo Saverin: It wasn't.
    9. Gretchen: And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
    10. Eduardo Saverin: .03 percent.
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: Mark!
    2. Sean Parker: He's wired in.
    3. Eduardo Saverin: I'm sorry?
    4. Sean Parker: He's wired in.
    5. Eduardo Saverin: [picks up marks computer and smashes it on the ground] What about now? Are you wired in now?
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Tyler Winklevoss: I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: [cutting him off; screaming] Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
    – Submitted by Hunter E (3 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING.
    – Submitted by Barry L (3 years ago)
    1. Marilyn Delpy: [Last Lines] You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
    – Submitted by Halle S (3 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
    – Submitted by Barbara C (3 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: She said 'facebook me' right? And then the other is, well, you know...
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: They wanna have drinks later.
    3. Eduardo Saverin: Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things packed into one regular-sized sentence?
    – Submitted by Rory R (3 years ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: Cameron Winklevoss.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: Hi.
    3. Tyler Winklevoss: Tyler Winklevoss.
    4. Mark Zuckerberg: Are you guys related?
    – Submitted by Rory R (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars.
    – Submitted by Maria M (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?
    – Submitted by Pablo B (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: You don't even know what the thing is yet. How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: [Sarcastically] You?
    3. Eduardo Saverin: [the scene shifts back to the deposition room] A billion dollars.
    – Submitted by Adithya P (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall they a right to give it a try but there is no rquirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie.
    – Submitted by Adam B (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
    – Submitted by Joe M (3 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
    – Submitted by Rooz M (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: I went to him because he was my best friend.
    2. Gage: Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars.
    3. Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't know that tell me more.
    – Submitted by Cailum R (3 years ago)
    1. Divya Narendra: I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: No shit.
    – Submitted by Cailum R (3 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: I don't torture chickens!
    – Submitted by Cailum R (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: This is a once-in-a-generation holy-shit idea!
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?
    2. Eduardo Saverin: You?
    – Submitted by Sherry J (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: Let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everybody else, we don't crash EVER!
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: What, you wanna hire an I.P. lawyer and sue him?
    2. Divya Narendra: No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer.
    3. Tyler Winklevoss: We don't need to do that. We can do that ourselves.
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: That's our show for tonight, people.
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Eduardo Saverin: They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: I know what it says.
    3. Eduardo Saverin: So did we?
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Cameron Winklevoss: We are gentlemen of Harvard. We don't sue people.
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Divya Narendra: Mark Zuckerberg. He stole our website.
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: Did you know there are more people with genius I.Q.'s living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Did you really think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, thinking you were the business head of the...
    2. Eduardo Saverin: Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Marilyn Delpy: Every creation myth needs a devil.
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: Erica Albright's a bitch. Do you think that's because her family changed their last name from Albrecht, or do you think it's because all B.U. girls are bitches?
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Divya Narendra: I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.
    2. Mark Zuckerberg: No shit.
    – Submitted by Sean A (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: First up is Kirkland, they keep everything open and allow indexes on their apache configuration, so a little Wget magic is enough to download the entire Kirkland facebook. Kid stuff!
    – Submitted by Umer B (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
    – Submitted by Jake R (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It's cleaner
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Erica Albright: Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster.
    – Submitted by Liam K (3 years ago)
    1. Sean Parker: A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's a cool? A BILLION dollars.
    – Submitted by Brian P (3 years ago)
    1. Mark Zuckerberg: If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
    – Submitted by Joe G (3 years ago)

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