Mark Zuckerberg: You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
Mark Zuckerberg: Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions have destroyed everything I've been working on?
Eduardo Saverin: We have been working on.
Mark Zuckerberg: Without money, the site can't function. Let me tell you difference between Facebook and everybody else. We don't crash ever! If the serves are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.
Eduardo Saverin: Look...
Mark Zuckerberg: Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire use base. The users are interconnected. That is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online. and if one domino goes, the other dominos go. Don't you get that? I'm not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!
Marilyn Delpy: You must really hate the Winklevosses
Mark Zuckerberg: I don't hate anybody. The Winklevi aren't suing for intellectual property theft they are suing because for the first time in their lives, things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them.
Ad Executive: Mr. Zuckerburg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard Network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
Mark Zuckerberg: Four hours?
Ad Executive: Yes sir.
Mark Zuckerberg: That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window.
Ad Board Chairwoman: Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement. Would you like to do so?
Mark Zuckerberg: Uh...I've...you know...[stands]
I've already apologized in the Crimson to the ABHW, to Fuerza Latina and to any women at Harvard who might have been insulted as I take it that they were.As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
Mark Zuckerberg: People came to Facemash in a stampede, right?
Eduardo Saverin: [shivering] Yeah...
Mark Zuckerberg: But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls. You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.
Mark Zuckerberg: It's because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. I'm not talking about a dating site. I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.
Eduardo Saverin: I can't feel my legs...
Mark Zuckerberg: I know. I'm totally psyched about this too.
Eduardo Saverin: And I'll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [pauses] Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Erica Albright: Look you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. And you are going to go through life thinking girls don't like you cause, you're a nerd. And want you to know from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because, you're an asshole.
Eduardo Saverin: And I'll bet what you hated the most
is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook
Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole.
'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%.
I'm coming back for everything.
Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [pauses] Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Ad Board Chairwoman: Before we begin with our questioning you're allowed
to make a statement, would you like to do so?
Mark Zuckerberg: I've, You know, I've already apologize to the Crimson, to the ABHW... To Fuerza Latina, and to any women in Harvard may have been insulted as I take it that they were As for any charges stemming from the breach from the security,I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.
Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg: [sarcastically] I didn't know that, tell me more.
Erica Albright: It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness.
Reggie: Erica, is there a problem?
Erica Albright: [turning to talk to Reggie] No, there's no problem.
[turning back to face Mark] You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.
Mark Zuckerberg: You know you really don't need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
Sean Parker: Hang on. Almost forgot.
[holds a check in front of Eduardo]
Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze.
[Eduardo goes to hit Sean; Sean cowers]
Eduardo Saverin: [Eduardo pulls back, his eyes wet, but staring to smile] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
[walks out, escorted by two security guards]
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have a right to give it a try, but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening people lie.
Sean Parker: Hang on. Almost forgot. [holds a check in front of Eduardo] Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze.
Eduardo Saverin: [Goes to hit Sean; Sean cowers] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
Eduardo Saverin: [cutting him off; screaming] Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Sean Parker: You don't even know what the thing is yet. How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool?
Eduardo Saverin: [Sarcastically] You?
Eduardo Saverin: [the scene shifts back to the deposition room] A billion dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall they a right to give it a try but there is no rquirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie.
Mark Zuckerberg: Erica Albright's a bitch. Do you think that's because her family changed their last name from Albrecht, or do you think it's because all B.U. girls are bitches?
Mark Zuckerberg: First up is Kirkland, they keep everything open and allow indexes on their apache configuration, so a little Wget magic is enough to download the entire Kirkland facebook. Kid stuff!
Mark Zuckerberg: You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
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