Total Recall: Weird Post-Oscar Roles
With The Warrior's Way starring Geoffrey Rush hitting theaters, we run down some notably odd movie choices from Academy Award winners.
This Friday, the martial arts western The Warrior's Way saunters into theaters, offering one of the most delightfully unhinged genre mashups we've seen in some time -- and boasting an incredible cast that includes South Korean superstar Jang Dong-gun, Kate Bosworth, Danny Huston, and Oscar winner Geoffrey Rush. Once we rubbed our eyes and blinked a few times to make sure we weren't reading those names wrong, we got to thinking about other unexpected choices made by Academy-approved actors, and before we knew it, we had a whole Total Recall full of them. From box office hits to ignoble flops, from critics' favorites to the lowest depths of the Tomatometer, it's time to celebrate weird post-Oscar roles. Add your favorites in the comments!
Roberto Benigni, Pinocchio
Like plenty of other Oscar-winning actors, Roberto Benigni used the clout he earned with his awards (Best Actor and Best Foreign Film for Life Is Beautiful) to help get his passion project made. And it had plenty of potential, too -- Carlo Callodi's The Adventures of Pinocchio is a classic book, but the character has become more closely identified with its somewhat bowdlerized Disney counterpart, and Benigni could have channeled his love for the book into a more faithful film. Alas, he chose instead to create one of the strangest (and vaguely creepiest) family movies of the 21st century, starring Benigni himself (who also directed and co-wrote the script) as the impish wooden boy. In fairness, it should be pointed out that the international version of Pinocchio did fairly well, but in the States, the English overdubs only compounded the overall weirdness of what unfolded on the screen. As an incredulous Edward Guthmann asked for the San Francisco Chronicle: "What can one say about a balding 50-year-old actor playing an innocent boy carved from a log?"
Marlon Brando, The Island of Dr. Moreau
Arguably the oddest entry on this list (or in the history of modern mainstream film), the 1996 version of H.G. Wells' classic story The Island of Dr. Moreau features a number of oddball performances and enough behind-the-scenes drama to fill a book. For sheer strangeness, though, nothing beats two-time Best Actor winner (for On the Waterfront and The Godfather) Marlon Brando's epic turn as the titular lunatic scientist -- it's the crowning achievement of the decades he spent trying to distance himself from his brilliant earlier work, a series of ineffably inscrutable choices whose most memorable moments include the sight of the most talented actor of his generation lathered in pancake makeup and swaddled in a muumuu. "It's one thing to offer us bristling, salivating hyenas, boars, and tigers with unsettlingly human faces and musculature," argued Ken Tucker for Entertainment Weekly. "It's another thing entirely to offer us a Marlon Brando coated in white powder, as if he'd just been dipped in egg and rolled around in flour."
Nicolas Cage, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Best Actor Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas notwithstanding, Nicolas Cage's career has been a study in cinematic lunacy from the start, to the point that we could single out his relatively sedate performances in The Family Man and The Weather Man as candidates for this list. But there is a point when an actor's performance circles all the way from "strange" back around to "brilliant," and that point is Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. A cracked follow-up to Abel Ferrara's 1992 original, Port of Call stars Cage as a New Orleans police officer whose back injury opens a gateway to drug addiction -- as well as a colorful netherworld of movie insanity where Cage rules triumphant as the king of spellbinding, unfettered acting. Calling it "Cage's best film in years," Chris Prince of Sky Movies joined the chorus of critical praise for Port of Call, applauding it as "an anarchic gumbo of subverted cop thriller clichés and surreal set-pieces that's destined to become a cult classic.?
Kevin Costner, Waterworld
Kevin Costner won early acclaim (and his Academy Awards for 1990's Dances with Wolves) for playing squinty, salt-of-the-earth types who didn't say much, but managed to get things done when the chips were down. For the legendarily costly Waterworld, a post-apocalyptic adventure drama about a future in which Earth's continents have been submerged by melted polar ice caps, he retained many of those character traits -- with the notable exception that his unnamed protagonist was also a gill-sporting man-fish who refines and drinks his own urine. Plagued by delays, budget overruns, behind-the-scenes drama, and horrible buzz, and trumpeted as a career-killing flop before it even reached theaters, Waterworld ultimately didn't fare too badly at the box office, grossing just under $265 million. The critics were a slightly different story, however; while most of them admitted Waterworld wasn't the epic bomb it was made out to be, even the positive reviews read like half-hearted endorsements -- like the one written by Desson Thompson of the Washington Post, who shrugged, "If the story seems a little waterlogged, it's still big, loud, and fun to watch."
Matt Damon, Stuck on You
A committed actor with a sharp eye for scripts, Matt Damon has compiled an admirably high batting average over the course of his film career, particularly since collecting his Oscar for Good Will Hunting. In fact, even Damon's oddest movie -- a Farrelly brothers comedy about a pair of conjoined twins whose relationship is complicated when one of them decides to pursue an acting career -- earned 60 percent on the Tomatometer. Pretty impressive when you consider that Damon spends the whole movie stuck to Greg Kinnear -- but it's the stars that make its singularly unusual premise work, according to James Verniere of the Boston Herald, who wrote, "None of this would have worked without the camaraderie and genuine affection Damon and Kinnear bring to their roles, amazing considering the uncomfortably close quarters they shared making this film."