Critic Review - Sacramento News & Review

... dumbass slasher-movie hokum ...

April 27, 2012 Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Comments (56)
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Dylan Jones

Dylan Jones

i don't know if you watched the whole movie

Jul 17 - 08:19 AM

Justin

Justin Pate

Why is it that people hate friday the 13th remake, but love this movie? Friday the 13th was so much better, I give this movie 2 stars and Friday remake 5 stars.

Jul 17 - 02:56 PM

Michael P.

Michael Perry

ROFL

Sep 14 - 07:56 PM

Jacob Boyd

Jacob Boyd

I don't think Jim Lane realizes its not supposed to be serious and the cliche and camp is on purpose, which is blindly obvious which leads me to believe this man has no clue what he is doing in his job.

Aug 16 - 02:31 PM

Balls McHammer

kolya Fist

"Whedon is on probation now; he?d better be extra-good from here on out."

LOL - HAHAHAHA - Dude, stop. You're embarrassing yourself. This film was a fantastic box office and critical hit, especially in his key demographic, he also directed a little film called The Avengers, perhaps you've heard of it.

That said, you've provided no clear criticisms. I noted that you said Sigourney Weaver was someone who tried "...to make this turkey fly."
she was in the film for less than minutes.

Aug 17 - 02:40 PM

Chris A.

Chris Almich

This guy is a fucking idiot.

Aug 19 - 01:49 AM

Lisa March

Lisa March

Key Word SACRAMENTO!!!!

Aug 19 - 01:21 PM

James D.

James Dillenger

NO

Aug 20 - 11:22 PM

Jack Hsiung

Jack Hsiung

Idiot. was he high when he saw the film? or did he even see the film at all?

Aug 28 - 11:45 AM

Michael Acosta

Michael Acosta

You sir, do not deserve your job title. If you knew anything about movies and the process of reviewing one, you probably would be a well educated man in the field. I am guessing from what you have just written that you are far from it.

Aug 29 - 02:23 AM

Joe Harris

Joe Harris

What a tool!!

Aug 29 - 06:40 PM

Charles Brennan

Charles Brennan

I think someone might have left just after the first zombie attack. This crazy meta-movie took three left turns into utter fantastic. Plus on some level it actually unnerved me even as I was giggling with delight.

Sep 9 - 04:32 AM

Charles Brennan

Charles Brennan

I think someone might have left just after the first zombie attack. This crazy meta-movie took three left turns into utter fantastic. Plus on some level it actually unnerved me even as I was giggling with delight.

Sep 9 - 04:32 AM

Kyle Nolen

Kyle Nolen

you must like the same old tired horror movies that we have all seen a 1000 times this movie not only is a good movie it is like a punch in the face to all the flim makers out there that keep making the same old movie over and over again

Sep 21 - 01:42 PM

Zach Wisz

Zach Wisz

He's right.

Oct 7 - 07:31 PM

mike l.

mike lindsay

from his review, i have the feeling this idiot watched the first 30 minutes of the movie and no more. this guy looks like a charter member of some morality cult. he is the true "dumbass".

Oct 21 - 01:09 AM

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