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The Cabin in the Woods Reviews

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Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

"Cabin" is so bent on switcherooing the heck out of us that it ends up resembling a TV soap such as "Glee"...

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | Original Score: 2.5/4

April 12, 2012
Betsy Sharkey
Los Angeles Times
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All the actors do a decent job with whatever is thrown at them - usually sharp objects.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2.5/5

April 12, 2012
Nick Schager
House Next Door

Horror cinema subversiveness need not preclude actual horror, a fact that's unfortunately lost on The Cabin in the Woods.

Full Review Source: House Next Door

March 10, 2012
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

... dumbass slasher-movie hokum ...

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 2/5

April 27, 2012
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Movies that mean to deconstruct movies seem to be made solely by and for cinema vampires, those ghost-faced geeks whose pallor is rarely challenged by exposure to the sun.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 1.5/4

April 13, 2012
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

[VIDEO] Before you waste your time and money on this cinematic mongrel, check out "Mindhunters." It's not a perfect slasher picture either, but it's a damn sight better than "The Cabin in the Woods."

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Original Score: D+

April 7, 2012
Rob Humanick
Projection Booth

It's hard to overlook the transition from smart to smart-assed and the dispensation of credibility for a weightlessly nihilistic punchline.

Full Review Source: Projection Booth | Original Score: C+

April 29, 2012
Staci Layne Wilson
Horror.com

Unless you're a Whedon buff, wait for DVD.

Full Review Source: Horror.com

April 24, 2012
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

It aims to play fast and loose with the splatter formula.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: C

April 15, 2012
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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There is a scholarly, nerdy, completist sensibility at work here that is impressive until it becomes exhausting.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

April 12, 2012
Robert Denerstein
Movie Habit

Meta musings leave this reviewer cold

Full Review Source: Movie Habit

April 15, 2012
Antonia Quirke
Financial Times

The only comedy-horror that ever worked was An American Werewolf in London - and it worked because it was about character.

Full Review Source: Financial Times | Original Score: 2/5

April 12, 2012
Michelle Alexandria
Eclipse Magazine

This movie borrows elements from several genres, throws the concoction into a blender and what comes out is a dish that is edible, but too soggy to enjoy. Too hipster and meta for its own good.

Full Review Source: Eclipse Magazine | Original Score: C-

April 14, 2012
Mark Olsen
Village Voice
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More than anything else, Cabin feels like the endgame of so-called fanboy culture in the way in which it is first and foremost about itself, interested only in a fundamental adherence to rules of its own devising and fenced off from the world at large.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

April 10, 2012
Rex Reed
New York Observer
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An entire row of what they call "fanboys" at the screening I attended laughed all the way through the movie, although I failed to see anything remotely amusing.

Full Review Source: New York Observer | Original Score: 1/4

April 10, 2012
James Verniere
Boston Herald

This movie has its tongue so firmly in its cheek, it's poking through and making a really nasty hole.

Full Review Source: Boston Herald | Original Score: B minus

April 13, 2012
Walter Chaw
Film Freak Central

really just another instalment in the live-action Scooby-Doo franchise

Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | Original Score: 1/4

April 19, 2012
Mark Ramsey
MovieJuice!

...enough unemployed characters from Whedon's failed series Dollhouse to staff every Abercrombie & Fitch in Beverly Hills.

Full Review Source: MovieJuice! | Original Score: D

April 21, 2012
Cynthia Fuchs
PopMatters

The Cabin in the Woods revisits the formula that lets viewers feel superior (in terms of knowledge) and also anxious (because of that knowledge).

Full Review Source: PopMatters | Original Score: 5/10

May 2, 2012
John Serba
MLive.com

One hottie, one cutie, one stoner, one jock and one intellectual go to a remote cabin in the woods. If this sounds like a setup for a joke, well, it kind of is.

Full Review Source: MLive.com

July 31, 2013
Mark R. Leeper
rec.arts.movies.reviews
January 22, 2013
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