The Comedy Quotes

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  • Swanson:
    I had a great day! I went to the shopping mall.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Swanson:
    Hitler had... Hitler had horrible indigestion.
    ‐ Submitted by Matt H (2 years ago)

  • Swanson:
    Why don't you fuckers have satellite radio in this cab? You pay so much fucking money for these cabs you should have the option to listen to whatever kind of music you want.
    ‐ Submitted by John F (2 years ago)

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