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- Swanson: I had a great day! I went to the shopping mall.
- Swanson: Hitler had... Hitler had horrible indigestion.
- Swanson: Why don't you fuckers have satellite radio in this cab? You pay so much fucking money for these cabs you should have the option to listen to whatever kind of music you want.