We need to make this happen, and all of his review captions should either be, "Awesometacular", "I would buy it on Blu-ray", "Good Time No Alcohol Required (at matinee price when required)", "It's a good time of you are drunk.", "It's okay but you won't remember in t-minus x days", or "Dogshit"
I mean seriously, shouldn't the only critic people ever pay attention to or the only critic people actually care about what they say be a critic on rotten tomatoes. I mean around 300k people watch each of his reviews, most the critics on this site get like a 5 clicks. He should definitely have a day on the tomatometer.