85 percent? Wow...

This movie was surprisingly terrible. It was checking off boxes trying to make sure it dragged in every bullshit horror movie cliche. *SPOILERS* Dog senses something scary before family. Dumb kid is sleep walking. "It was just a bad dream!" The creakiest, slammiest goddamned doors in the world. AND A DEMON DOLL! This movie should have been called "Boring, Shitty Family Moves Into Boring, Shitty House". And why wouldn't the family sleep in shifts? Something horrifying and traumatic happens one night, and then everybody just goes the fuck back to sleep the next night. Sleep in shifts, dummies!
Mitch Banks
07-27-2013 10:40 PM

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Mitch Banks

Mitch Banks

At least if the demon hooked you up to wires and slung you around a basement, you'd be able to grab the person...or cut their hair if the demon wanted to pull their hair..What's sleeping downstairs gonna do? Gotta have someone on demon duty. I really wanted to like this movie.

Aug 1 - 08:58 AM

Alex M.

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What would sleeping in shifts do? Answer: Nothing, because the demon or whatever it was doesn't give a shit if you're sleeping or awake.

Jul 28 - 10:09 AM

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