You want Dark Knight rumors? We've got Dark Knight rumors! Well, technically, Slashfilm has them -- but why split hairs when we can be rolling around in all the spoilery goodness, right?

According to Slashfilm's Peter Sciretta, he was just sitting around, minding his own business, when what should appear but an e-mail from one of his trusted sources, offering all sorts of info on the Batman Begins sequel:

I don't even know if they are legit, but this guy has been dead on in the past. But for now the following information must be taken as rumor. There is some pretty major stuff being revealed: Deaths, Transformations, and stuff that I've never even seen mentioned on the internet forums. After some deliberation, I've decided that information should be free.

There you have it: Peter Sciretta, the Stewart Brand of film scoopers.

(Note: We realize that most of you have no idea who Stewart Brand is, which is all the more reason for mentioning him here; you're now forced to choose between Googling Brand's name or proceeding directly to the rumors/spoilers at the below link, thereby possibly ruining The Dark Knight for yourself well in advance of its release. You're welcome.)

Source: Slashfilm