The Dark Knight Quotes

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    1. Joker: Hi.
    – Submitted by Matthew B (43 days ago)
    1. Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector.
    – Submitted by Matthew B (49 days ago)
    1. Joker: See I'm a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder...dynamite and...gasoline!
    – Submitted by Dylan H (3 months ago)
    1. Joker: What doesn't kill you makes you stranger.
    – Submitted by Matthew B (5 months ago)
    1. Gordon: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.
    – Submitted by Sean R (6 months ago)
    1. Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
    – Submitted by Sean R (6 months ago)
    1. Joker: Its simple, we kill the Batman.
    2. Maroni: If its so simple, why haven't you done it yet?
    3. Joker: If your good at something never do it for free.
    4. Chechen: How much you want?
    5. Joker: Half.
    – Submitted by Sean R (6 months ago)
    1. Gambol: You're just a freak in a cheap suit.
    2. Joker: The suit, it ain't cheap, you oughta know you bought it.
    – Submitted by Sean R (6 months ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Sean R (6 months ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Carbon fibre, 28 calibre, Made in China, if you want to kill a public servant Mr Maroni i recommend you buy American.
    – Submitted by Alex S (6 months ago)
    1. Man No. 1: what gives you the right?! What makes you different from the rest of us?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.
    – Submitted by Alex S (6 months ago)
    1. Alfred: Shall you be taking the Batpod sir?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day Alfred?
    3. Alfred: The Lamborghini then? Much more subtle.
    – Submitted by Jon H (8 months ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Ben D (8 months ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
    – Submitted by Nick R (9 months ago)
    1. Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
    2. Murphy: You're a cop-killer, you're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck!
    – Submitted by Tilane N (11 months ago)
    1. Natascha: But this is a democracy, Harvey.
    2. Harvey Dent: When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city, and it wasn't considered an honor it was considered a public service.
    3. Rachel Dawes: Harvey, the last man that they appointed to protect the republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power.
    4. Harvey Dent: Okay fine...you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Alec B (11 months ago)
    1. Joker: I want my phone call.
    – Submitted by Carter D (14 months ago)
    1. Joker: You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". Even if the plan is horrifying. If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
    – Submitted by Alexander D (14 months ago)
    1. Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
    – Submitted by Eli T (18 months ago)
    1. Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
    2. Joker: Yeah.
    – Submitted by Eli T (18 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
    2. Alfred: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
    4. Alfred: Today, I don't want to.
    5. Alfred: But I did bloody tell you.
    – Submitted by Eli T (18 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
    2. Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
    4. Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
    – Submitted by Eli T (18 months ago)
    1. Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
    – Submitted by Eli T (18 months ago)
    1. Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
    – Submitted by Eli T (18 months ago)
    1. Grumpy: Three of a kind. Let's do this.
    2. Chuckles: That's it? Three guys?
    3. Grumpy: There's two on the roof. Every guy is an extra share. Five shares is plenty.
    4. Chuckles: Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
    5. Grumpy: Yeah? He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice then I get why they call him the Joker.
    – Submitted by Jean R (18 months ago)
    1. Joker: Why so serious?
    – Submitted by Rodrigo B (18 months ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: I don't know about Mr. Lau's travel arrangements, but I'm sure glad he's here.
    2. Chechen: I put word out. We hire the clown. He was right. We have to fix real problems - Batman.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Gordon: Ah our boy looks good on the tube
    2. Maroni: You sure you want to embarrass me in front of my friends, Lieutenant?
    3. Gordon: Don't worry. They're coming too.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: That wasn't exactly what I had in mind when, uh, I said I wanted to inspire people.
    2. Alfred: I know.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Rachel Dawes: We'll never be able to link the gun to Maroni, so we won't be able to charge him. But the fact they're trying to kill you means we're getting to them.
    2. Harvey Dent: I'm glad you're so pleased, Rachel. I'm fine, by the way.
    3. Rachel Dawes: Come on, Harvey. You're Gotham's DA. You're not getting shot at for doing your job right.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're the one pointing the gun, Harvey. So point it at the people responsible.
    2. Harvey Dent: Fair enough. You first. My turn.
    3. Gordon: Harvey, You're right. Rachel's death was my fault. Please don't punish the boy, Please punish me.
    4. Harvey Dent: I'm about to. Tell your boy its gonna be all right Gordon. Lie, like I lied.
    5. Gordon: It's going to be alright, son.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Gordon: It's mister Wayne, isn't it? That was a very brave thing you did!
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Trying to catch the light?
    3. Gordon: You weren't protecting the van?
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Why, who's in it? Do you think I should go to the hospital?
    5. Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news, do you, Mr. Wayne?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon?
    2. Gordon: Harvey, I.
    3. Harvey Dent: Say it. Say it!
    4. Gordon: Two-Face. Harvey, Two-Face.
    5. Harvey Dent: Why should I hide who I am?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Gordon: Barbara, calm down.
    2. Barbara Gordon: He has the kids!
    3. Harvey Dent: Hello, Jim.
    4. Gordon: Harvey? Where's my family?
    5. Harvey Dent: Where my family died.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Rachel Dawes: I don't have an answer
    2. Harvey Dent: Well, I guess no answer is a no.
    3. Rachel Dawes: Harvey.
    4. Harvey Dent: It's someone else, isn't it? Just tell me it's not Wayne, the guy's a complete.
    5. Rachel Dawes: What are you doing?
    6. Batman/Bruce Wayne: They're coming for him!
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You can throw a party, Wayne, I'll give you that. Thanks again. You kind if I borrow Rachel?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (18 months ago)
    1. Gambol: You think you can steal from us and then walk away?
    2. Joker: Yeah
    3. Gambol: I'm putting the word out. Five hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first.
    4. Joker: Why don't you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card.
    – Submitted by Liam M (18 months ago)
    1. Joker: Soon Little Gambol. Won't have nickel for his grandma.
    2. Gambol: Enough from the clown!
    3. Joker: Lets not "blow" things out of proportion.
    – Submitted by Liam M (18 months ago)
    1. Joker: They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not? a monster. I'm just ahead of the curb.
    – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (19 months ago)
    1. Crime Boss: You think you can just walk in here and steal all of our stuff!
    2. Joker: Yes.
    – Submitted by Evan A (19 months ago)
    1. Joker: Madness as you know is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
    – Submitted by Adam F (20 months ago)
    1. Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! [Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]
    2. Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair! [Still holding the gun, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
    3. Harvey Dent: [Showing Joker the good side] You live.
    4. Joker: Mm-hmm.
    5. Harvey Dent: [Showing the scarred side] You die.
    6. Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Joker: [Over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Joker: [To Detective Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
    3. Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
    5. Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
    6. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
    7. Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! [the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
    2. Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
    4. Alfred: With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that you don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
    6. Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
    2. Harvey Dent: Half.
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
    – Submitted by Dutch E (20 months ago)
    1. Joker: You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curb.
    – Submitted by Aaron S (21 months ago)
    1. Joker: [over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.
    – Submitted by Nadya N (22 months ago)
    1. Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
    – Submitted by Nadya N (22 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
    2. Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! [the Joker laughs hysterically as Batman races off and the cops come to take the Joker into custody]
    – Submitted by Nadya N (22 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
    2. Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
    – Submitted by Nadya N (22 months ago)
    1. James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
    2. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
    – Submitted by Shin D (22 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: More copycats last night, Alfred, with guns.
    2. Alfred: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?
    – Submitted by Shin D (22 months ago)
    1. Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: It was a dog.
    3. Alfred: Huh?
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog.
    – Submitted by Shin D (22 months ago)
    1. Joker: You complete me.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're a garbage. You kill for money.
    3. Joker: Don't talk like you're one of them, you're not. To them you're just a freak. Like me.
    – Submitted by Shin D (22 months ago)
    1. Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
    3. Joker: Maybe we can share one.
    – Submitted by Juangabriel F (22 months ago)
    1. Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Florin S (22 months ago)
    1. Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (22 months ago)
    1. Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (23 months ago)
    1. Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (23 months ago)
    1. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    – Submitted by Rosie H (23 months ago)
    1. Joker: Let's not blow things out of proportion.
    – Submitted by Jimmy G (23 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital?
    2. Gordon: You don't watch the news much, do you?
    – Submitted by Augusta M (24 months ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
    2. Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair! You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair. His son's got the same chance she had. Fifty-fifty.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What happened to Rachel wasn't chance. We decided to act. We three.
    4. Harvey Dent: Then why was it me who was the only one who lost everything?
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: It wasn't...
    6. Harvey Dent: The Joker chose me!
    7. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall.
    8. Harvey Dent: And he was right.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: And here... we... go!
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Grumpy: That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he would've had us bring a bigger car. [cocks pistol] I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
    2. Joker: [scoffs] No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
    3. Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: [sighs] Hi. You know...I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and uh, uh-
    2. Harvey Dent: Rachel!
    3. Joker: Rachel, were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's cage. I mean, I didn't rig those charges.
    4. Harvey Dent: Your men, your plan.
    5. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Mayor: The public likes you. That's the only reason that this might fly, but it's all on you. They're all gonna come after you, now. Politicians, journalists, cops. Anyone whose wallet is about to get tight. Are you up for it? You better be. Cause if they get anything on you, those criminals are put back on the streets, followed swiftly by you and me.
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Grumpy: Three of a kind. Let's do this.
    2. Chuckles: That's it, three guys?
    3. Grumpy: Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
    4. Chuckles: Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
    5. Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice. I know why they call him the 'Joker'.
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Mathieu G (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're garbage who kills for money.
    2. Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Mathieu G (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You'll see. I'll show you.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
    3. Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
    5. Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely.
    – Submitted by Mati M (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where are they?!
    3. Joker: Killing is making a choice...
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where are they?!
    5. Joker: You choose between one life or the other. Your friend, the district attorney, or his blushing bride to be. [laughs]. You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your stength. Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are. Both of 'em. And that's the point: you'll have to chose. He's at 250 52 st. and she's on Avenue X, at Cisco.
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What were trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!
    2. Joker: You can't rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself, don't we! That's okay, I came prepared. It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: No, but I know how you got these!
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You changed things...forever.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why do you want to kill me?
    3. Joker: I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You're garbage who kills for money.
    5. Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Geraldo G (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: It's not that simple. With the Joker it never is.
    2. Gordon: What's simple is that every second we don't go in there those people on the ferries get closer to blowing each other up!
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: That won't happen.
    4. Gordon: Then he'll blow both of them up!
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I need five minutes alone.
    6. Gordon: No! There's no time! We have clear shots! Dent is in there with them. We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent! Get Ready!
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Bank Manager: You'll see. I'll show you.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: To them, you're just a freak. Like me.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next
    2. Joker: See?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
    2. Alfred: Yes
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: How?
    4. Alfred: We burned the forest down.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
    2. Harvey Dent: Tea off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?
    2. Alfred: You can tell me the Russian for, 'Apply your own bloody suntan lotion.'
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Harvey Dent never made it home.
    2. Joker: Of course not.
    3. Gordon: What have you done with him?
    4. Joker: I was right here. Who did you leave him with? Your people? Assuming, of course, they are still *your* people, and not Maroni's. Does it depress you, commissioner? To know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?
    5. Gordon: Where is he?
    6. Joker: What's the time?
    7. Gordon: What difference does that make?
    8. Joker: Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.
    9. Gordon: If we're gonna play games... I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
    10. Joker: Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?
    11. Gordon: Not exactly.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Are you the real Batman?
    2. Brian: No.
    3. Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him?
    4. Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you
    5. Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do!
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Loeb: You're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so take my word, the police commissioner gets a lot of threats. I found the appropriate response to these situations a long time ago.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: here is Dent?
    2. Joker: You have all these rules and you think they'll save you.
    3. Gordon: He's in control.
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I have one rule.
    5. Joker: Oh, then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
    6. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Which is?
    7. Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
    8. Joker: And tonight you're gonna break your one rule!
    9. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm considering it.
    10. Joker: Oh, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things... forever.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where is he?
    2. Maroni: I don't know where he is, he found us!
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: He must have friends!
    4. Maroni: Friends? Have you *met* this guy?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response time.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sonar. Just like a...
    3. Lucius Fox: [interrupting before he can say 'bat'] Like a *submarine*, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Chechen: Look at what your drugs did to my customers.
    2. Scarecrow: Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.
    3. Chechen: My business... repeat customers...
    4. Scarecrow: If you don't like what I have to offer, you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
    2. Joker: Yeah.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
    2. Gambol: Enough from the clown!
    3. Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Carbon fiber, .28 Caliber, made in China.
    2. Harvey Dent: If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American.
    3. Judge Surrillo: Get him out of here!
    4. Harvey Dent: But, Your Honor, I'm not done.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Don't let me find you out here again.
    2. Brian: We're trying to help you!
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I don't need help.
    4. Scarecrow: Not my diagnosis!
    5. Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?
    2. Lucius Fox: Good Luck
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
    3. Alfred: Well, you do, sir.
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know 'em.
    5. Alfred: And what happens on the day that you find out?
    6. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well, we all know how much you love to say "I told you so."
    7. Alfred: On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
    2. Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
    4. Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Going to join your wife? Do you love her?
    2. Maroni: Yes.
    3. Harvey Dent: Did you ever wonder what it would be like to listen to her die?
    4. Maroni: Look, take it up with the Joker. He killed your woman. He made you - like this.
    5. Harvey Dent: The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. James Gordon: Did Batman save you, Daddy?
    2. Gordon: Actually, this time I saved him.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice...
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.
    2. Joker: Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Beautiful, isn't it?
    2. Lucius Fox: Beautiful... unethical... dangerous. You've turned every cellphone in Gotham into a microphone.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: And a high-frequency generator-receiver.
    4. Lucius Fox: You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham. This is *wrong*.
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I've gotta find this man, Lucius.
    6. Lucius Fox: At what cost?
    7. Batman/Bruce Wayne: The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person
    8. Lucius Fox: This is too much power for one person.
    9. Batman/Bruce Wayne: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it
    10. Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Chechen: What you do with all your money?
    2. Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and... gasoline!
    3. Chechen: What the...?
    4. Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: We really should stop this fighting, otherwise we'll miss the fireworks!
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: There won't *be* any fireworks!
    3. Joker: And here... we... go!
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!
    5. Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Everyone knows you're Gotham's White Knight.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you *are* beautiful.
    2. Joker: Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
    3. Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
    4. Joker: A little fight in you. I like that
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then you're gonna love me.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
    2. Male Guest: We're not intimidated by thugs!
    3. Bank Manager: You know, you remind me of my father.
    4. Joker: I hated my father!
    5. Rachel Dawes: Okay, stop!
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
    2. Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
    4. Alfred: With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
    6. Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do you wanna know why I use a knife?
    – Submitted by Michael R (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: See I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Timothy R (2 years ago)
    1. Judge Surrillo: Get the witness out of here.
    2. Harvey Dent: But your honor, I'm not done.
    – Submitted by Zach S (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time! The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.
    – Submitted by Rodrigo R (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's what's fair!
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know thing about chaos...it's fair.
    2. Harvey Dent: You live...you die.
    3. Joker: Now you're talkin'.
    – Submitted by Ernst K (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. Wasn't hard. You see madness as you know is like gravity... all it takes is a little push. HAHA.
    – Submitted by Ernst K (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
    – Submitted by Geraldo G (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. Chechen: Look what your drugs did to my customers!
    2. Scarecrow: [stepping out from the back of a van] Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they would be place you wanted to go.
    – Submitted by Jacob H (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: They'll hunt you.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Geraldo G (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I just want my phone call.
    – Submitted by David H (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I'm going to make this pencil disapear...
    – Submitted by Rohit C (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline! [henchmen pour gasoline on money] And you know the thing that they have in common: they're cheap.
    – Submitted by Eugene B (2 years ago)
    1. Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!
    2. Joker: Yeah.
    – Submitted by Onelio " (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
    – Submitted by Alejandro M (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that it's full of people, ready to believe in good.
    2. Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a look at the REAL Harvey Dent, and all of the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd, risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No, you need an ace in the hole...mine's Harvey.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
    4. Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and I...brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard, cause madness, [as you know] is like gravity; all it takes it a little PUSH.
    – Submitted by Brett L (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [after being asked what makes him different from his many copycats by one of them] I'm not wearing hockey pads!
    – Submitted by Spencer P (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight
    – Submitted by Rohan M (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Tell your men they work for me now. This is MY city.
    2. Chechen: It won't work. You're a FREAK!
    3. Joker: A freak/ [pulls out knife] Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? Then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY is!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: See, madness, as you know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push.
    – Submitted by Joe M (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Milly B (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do, I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
    – Submitted by Tim F (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?
    – Submitted by Alexander W (2 years ago)
    1. Gambol: Put the word out! Five-hundred grand for this clown dead! A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: Are we talking rottweilers or chihuahuas?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: *cocks his head*
    3. Lucius Fox: Should do fine against cats.
    – Submitted by Josh S (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.
    – Submitted by Deena A (2 years ago)
    1. James Gordon: Batman. Batman! Why is he running dad?
    2. Gordon: Gordon: Because we have to chase him
    3. Uniform Cop: Uniform Cop: Okay we're going in. Go go! Move!
    4. James Gordon: James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
    5. Gordon: Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight.
    – Submitted by Jesus H (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: How about a magic trick...
    – Submitted by Jesus H (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.
    – Submitted by Thirulok C (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Let her go.
    2. Joker: Very poor choice of words.
    – Submitted by Sudesh S (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
    – Submitted by Kevin B (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Rachel told me everything about you.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.
    – Submitted by Ibraheem M (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
    2. Alfred: Oh, you have no idea!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: [After Wayne asks him a question concerning the new suit] Should do fine against cats!
    – Submitted by Harrison H (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [to The Joker on top of a building] What were you trying to prove, that everyone is as ugly and twisted as you are on the inside?
    – Submitted by Rohan D (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: [laughs] You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!
    – Submitted by Keegan W (2 years ago)
    1. Maroni: [Batman holds him out over a ledge] From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm counting on it. [he drops Maroni off the ledge, breaking his legs]
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You've known her, her whole life!
    2. Alfred: Oh, not yet, sir.
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Please don't punish the boy. Please, punish me.
    2. Harvey Dent: I'm about to.
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
    2. Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: [to The Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch!
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [batmen fires a wire underneath the truck]
    2. Joker's Thug: He missed.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [truck flips upside down]
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: It's not about the money. It's about, sending a message.
    – Submitted by joseph j (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, little uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
    – Submitted by Nathan Z (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: So the sonar device is like a...
    2. Lucius Fox: Submarine, Mr. Wayne, a submarine.
    – Submitted by Justen N (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Common hit me, hit me!
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [avoids the Joker and crashes]
    – Submitted by Justen N (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: When you're good at something, never do it for free!
    – Submitted by Burhan K (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
    – Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)
    1. Scarecrow: Buyer Beware. I said my compound would take you places, I didn't say they'd take you places you wanted to go.
    2. Chechen: My business, repeat customers.
    3. Scarecrow: You don't like what I have to offer,you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from.
    – Submitted by Ryan P (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city is full of people, ready to believe in good!
    – Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Michael L (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
    – Submitted by Sean R (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads!
    – Submitted by Jackson M (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You've got a little fight in you. I like that.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then you're gonna love me.
    – Submitted by Jack W (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve, to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Geoff T (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: (To the Joker) You wanted me, here I am.
    – Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!
    – Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)
    1. Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you were dead.
    2. Harvey Dent: Half.
    – Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little ...emotions that come out. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. Do you want to know which of your friends were cowards?
    – Submitted by David N (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
    – Submitted by Chris R (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    – Submitted by Chris R (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?
    2. Harvey Dent: I'll get him to sing.
    – Submitted by Dylan Y (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You see, in there last moments people show you how they really are.
    – Submitted by Ahmed G (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: We thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time.
    – Submitted by Jake S (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Jack P (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the hero it needs.
    – Submitted by Jack P (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: We are tonight's entertainment!
    – Submitted by Imthiaz M (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads!
    – Submitted by Cody J (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: How about a magic trick...
    – Submitted by Hector N (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kills you, simply makes you... Stranger.
    – Submitted by Sammeet N (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: It's not about money! It's about sending a message! Everything burns.
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why did you wanna kill me?
    2. Joker: [laughs} I don't wanna kill you! What would I do without you?! Go back to ripping off mob dealers?! No, no, no! You, COMPLETE me!
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    – Submitted by Randy N (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
    – Submitted by Kanwar S (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Venkatesh S (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: When you are good at something never, do it for free...
    – Submitted by Surojit A (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...
    – Submitted by Yariv A (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain, I can do those things, because I'm not a hero, unlike Dent, I killed those people, that's what I can be, I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be. You'll hunt me, you'll condemn me, set the dogs on me, because that's what needs to happen, because sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more, sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Eddie Y (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savour.. all the... little... emotions. See, in their... last... moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
    – Submitted by Eddie Y (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
    2. Alfred: Yes.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: How?
    4. Alfred: We burned the forest down.
    – Submitted by Will J (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Let her go!
    2. Joker: Very poor choice of words!
    – Submitted by Will J (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: This wasn't in my job description.
    – Submitted by Dylan P (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we!
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Karim Z (2 years ago)
    1. James Gordon: Batman. Batman! Why is he running dad?
    2. Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
    3. Uniform Cop: Okay we're going in. Go go! Move!
    4. James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
    5. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight.
    – Submitted by Nathaniel D (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: No. But I know how you got these!
    3. Joker: Oohahahahahhahwahahahahahaa! Oh! Ugh you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you, because your just to much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll be in a bitter chill forever.
    5. Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know they'll be doubling up the rate this cities inhabitants are losing their minds.
    6. Batman/Bruce Wayne: This city just showed you that its full of people, ready to believe in good.
    7. Joker: Until there spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good luck at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
    8. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
    9. Bank Manager: I took Gotham's white knight, and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
    – Submitted by Nathaniel D (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. Your think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
    – Submitted by Nathaniel D (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?
    – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
    – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: That bandit, in the forest at Burma, did you catch him?
    2. Alfred: Yes.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: How?
    4. Alfred: We burnt the forest down.
    – Submitted by Andrew C (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal & I'm going to give it to em.
    – Submitted by Pun C (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Pun C (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them.
    – Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (2 years ago)
    1. Gambol: You think you can just steal from us and walk away!
    2. Joker: Yeah...
    – Submitted by Jj T (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Ariel U (2 years ago)
    1. Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Alfred: He can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make. The right coice.
    – Submitted by Narendran A (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You've changed things... Forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak. Like me.
    – Submitted by Maya B (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Christy D (2 years ago)
    1. Gambol: You think you can just steal from us and walk away?
    2. Joker: Yeah.
    – Submitted by David G (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now.
    – Submitted by Julius J (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.
    – Submitted by Jj T (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self- righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.
    – Submitted by Chris A (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
    – Submitted by Elliott T (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
    – Submitted by Elliott T (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
    – Submitted by Coldarif M (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
    – Submitted by Ronix P (2 years ago)
    1. Bank Manager: Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
    – Submitted by Francisco D (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve!
    – Submitted by Dave M (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: You can't kill me because your principles won't let you, and I can't kill you because you're just too fun.
    – Submitted by Jorge R (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why do you want to kill me?
    2. Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
    – Submitted by Zane S (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [bangs the jokers head on the table]
    2. Joker: Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzzy you can't feel your neck.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [slams jokers hand]
    4. Joker: See.
    5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You wanted me here, here I am.
    6. Joker: I wanted to see what you would do and you didn't disappoint. You let five people die, then you let them take your place, even to a guy like me that's cold.
    – Submitted by Zane S (2 years ago)
    1. Bank Manager: I'M A CHICKEN.
    – Submitted by Jared M (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: How about a magic trick?
    – Submitted by Wouter V (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.
    – Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)
    1. James Gordon: Why is he running dad?
    2. Gordon: Because we have to chase him
    3. Bank Manager: He didn't do anything wrong.
    4. Bank Manager: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not that it needs right now. So we will hunt him. Beacuase he can take it. Because he is not a hero. He is a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT.
    – Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: They will hunt you.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You will hunt me, send the dogs to me.
    – Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)
    1. Gordon: A hero, not the hero that we deserve to the hero we needed, nothing less to the knight.
    – Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do both things.
    – Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
    – Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)
    1. Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
    – Submitted by Letitia L (2 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: [holding a gun to Gordon's son's head] Tell your son it's going to be all right, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.
    2. James Gordon: It'll be okay, son.
    – Submitted by Andreas K (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [off-screen] Then you're going to love me.
    – Submitted by Eanna C (2 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. [takes Dent's hand into his own]
    – Submitted by Coldarif M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
    – Submitted by Doyle M (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Perhaps master Wayne this is a man you don't fully understand [explains story of a thief stealing rubies in Burma and just throwing them away]
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
    3. Alfred: Oh well because he thought it was good sport. Because some men arent looking for anything logical like money. They cant be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Jim R (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: When Rome was threatened by an enemy they used to suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the republic.
    2. Rachel Dawes: Harvey the last man they appointed to protect them was named caesar abd he never gave up his power!
    3. Harvey Dent: Fine you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Jim R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife... 'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth... 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And...
    – Submitted by Gavin S (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: No, but I know how you got these!
    – Submitted by Tómas B (3 years ago)
    1. Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
    2. Harvey Dent: Half.
    – Submitted by Tómas B (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. [takes Dent's hand into his own]
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [speaking to Batman] I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold...
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: It'll be nice when Wayne Manor's rebuilt. Then you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse, for not sleeping in a mansion.
    – Submitted by Jacob D (3 years ago)
    1. Scarecrow: I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.
    – Submitted by Jacob D (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!
    – Submitted by Jacob D (3 years ago)
    1. Chechen: What do you propose?
    2. Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
    3. Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
    4. Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: And... here... we... go!
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
    1. Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
    2. Harvey Dent: Half.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions.
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.
    – Submitted by Prabhat R (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Wong D (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and brought him down to our level. See, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. [sick laughter]
    – Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Things were always going to get worse before they got better.
    – Submitted by Thilina M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Alright, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card.
    – Submitted by Varsha S (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die... starting tonight.
    – Submitted by Rory W (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Let her go!
    2. Joker: Poor choice of words. [drops her off the side of the building]
    – Submitted by Andrew T (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: No! But I know how you got these!
    – Submitted by Britt V (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Keyur P (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: I'm an agent of chaos.
    – Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: You remind me of my father. I HATED my father!
    – Submitted by Frans Alen S (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
    – Submitted by Maria M (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Ismael Q (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.
    – Submitted by Andrew S (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why so serious?
    – Submitted by Damián B (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why so serious?
    – Submitted by Maria M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [Batman slams The Joker's head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [smashes Joker's hand]
    3. Joker: [pause, no reaction] See?
    – Submitted by Philip L (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Heads you live. Tails you die
    – Submitted by Daniel S (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: You didn't think I would lose the fight for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? No you need an ace in the hole, mine's Harvey.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What did you do?
    3. Joker: I took Gotham's 'White Knight' and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push!
    – Submitted by Justin K (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
    – Submitted by girly g (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads!
    – Submitted by bryson m (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [punches the Joker in the face]
    2. Joker: [laughs] You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
    – Submitted by Kurt B (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.
    – Submitted by Juan Z (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Juan Z (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman.
    – Submitted by Brandon-Kruse Z (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
    2. Alfred: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make. The right choice.
    3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say 'I told you so'.
    4. Alfred: Today, I don't want to.
    5. Alfred: But I did bloody tell you.
    – Submitted by mark r (3 years ago)
    1. Bank Manager: WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
    2. Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...
    3. Joker: [takes off his mask] ...stranger.
    – Submitted by Zev B (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    – Submitted by Pedro M (3 years ago)
    1. Gordon: We bet it all on him. The Joker took the best of us, and tore him down.
    – Submitted by Pedro M (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
    – Submitted by Brad M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: A little fight in you, I like that.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then you're gonna love me.
    – Submitted by Tyler B (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife... 'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth... 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And... [looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror]
    – Submitted by Julia F (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!
    – Submitted by Jon M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Jessica G (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    – Submitted by Jessica G (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied,reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Jessica G (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did, did your balls drop off?
    – Submitted by Palmer R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
    – Submitted by Palmer R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: You complete me!
    – Submitted by Fred R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: I like this job - I like it!
    – Submitted by Leonardo R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad!
    2. Crime Boss: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
    3. Joker: How about a magic trick?
    – Submitted by abe b (3 years ago)
    1. Crime Boss: $500,000 bucks for the clown dead.
    2. Joker: How about alive?
    – Submitted by abe b (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
    – Submitted by Jay C (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why so serious?
    – Submitted by Beth C (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
    – Submitted by Hisham A (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!
    – Submitted by Kiran L (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Everything burns.
    – Submitted by Suryakant S (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
    3. Alfred: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Rick M (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.
    – Submitted by Steven P (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: Look me in the eye, and tell me you're sorry!
    – Submitted by Steven P (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: I'm going to make this pencil disappear!
    – Submitted by Alfonso E. V (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker. And a friend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife. 'Why so serious? He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face! And... [looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watching the whole thing in horror]
    2. Joker: Why so serious?
    – Submitted by Henrique T (3 years ago)
    1. Grumpy: I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
    2. Joker: No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver.
    3. Grumpy: [confused] Bus driver? What bus dri-? [a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]
    – Submitted by Henrique T (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: [Batman slams The Joker's head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
    – Submitted by Henrique T (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
    – Submitted by Scott W (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns!
    – Submitted by Reed D (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    – Submitted by Reed D (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other.
    – Submitted by Robert R (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why so serious?
    – Submitted by Rocky F (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment.
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. Alfred: Know you limits, Master Wayne.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: I believe that what doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. Bank Manager: Some men just want to watch the world burn.
    – Submitted by Chris S (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: I love this job, I love it!
    – Submitted by Chris S (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Now you see, not everyone has to have a heart as cruel as yours.
    – Submitted by zain h (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more to have their faith rewarded.
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: i have only one rule
    2. Joker: then that's the rule you got to break
    – Submitted by Martin-Jan H (3 years ago)
    1. Harvey Dent: you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
    – Submitted by Jnanajyoti B (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Why So Serious?
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.
    – Submitted by Bryce I (3 years ago)
    1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Joker: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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