At times, the action is so massive and thunderously clunky that I might as well have been watching one of the Transformers movies.
Trololololol. Cue the big bash.
Jul 16 - 08:20 AM
This is the critic rottentomatoes deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll flame him. Because he can take it.
Jul 16 - 08:49 AM
Jul 16 - 09:05 AM
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Jul 16 - 10:28 AM
When your review is ashes, you have my permission to die.
Jul 16 - 01:41 PM
When this critic's review is ashes, he has our permission to die.
Jul 16 - 01:42 PM
When this critic's review is ashes, he has my permission to let his career die.
Jul 16 - 01:44 PM
Jul 16 - 09:15 AM
+1 Internet to you good sir!
Jul 16 - 09:52 AM
His punishment must be more severe.
Jul 16 - 10:01 AM
You had to spoil it, didn't you?
Jul 16 - 10:45 AM
I was thinking that haha.
Jul 16 - 01:29 PM
hahahahaha good one
Jul 16 - 12:19 PM
I would let you date my sister if she wasn't married, Carson D.
Why are you protecting his butt!
Jul 16 - 12:55 PM
lollollollol... i love the trolling on the first bad reviews for an awesome movie
Jul 16 - 01:08 PM
Carson, you made my day.
Jul 16 - 01:10 PM
I lawled hard.
Jul 16 - 01:11 PM
Jul 16 - 01:48 PM
I love you.
Jul 16 - 03:30 PM
So we'll put him in a forest, let him get lost, and then burn the forest down. Very good word play.
Jul 16 - 03:36 PM
You either die a good critic, or live long enough to see yourself get trashed by ever Dark Knight fan alive.
Jul 16 - 03:40 PM
Jul 16 - 06:35 PM
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Jul 16 - 04:47 PM
That always happens to the first review of every movie.
Jul 16 - 09:00 AM
Always happens to the first rotten review of every movie.
Jul 16 - 09:01 AM
or the first positive review of any Adam Sandler movie
Jul 16 - 10:02 AM
Or the first mixed review of any Lars Von Trier movie
Jul 16 - 10:09 AM
Jul 16 - 01:47 PM
this is awesome LOL
Jul 16 - 09:11 AM
Hahaha, I love the trolololol.
Jul 16 - 09:20 AM
Joker: "And here we...go!"
Jul 16 - 10:27 AM
And here we go!
Jul 16 - 12:43 PM
what who made you film critic???
At least he has better grammar than you.
Jul 16 - 08:48 AM
all hail the grammar king. this is the internet GTFO.
Jul 16 - 09:31 AM
Why are you so mad, bro?
Jul 16 - 09:51 AM
I like grammar kings
Jul 16 - 02:58 PM
You forgot to capitalize your sentences. Final warning from the Grammar Police.
Jul 16 - 03:28 PM
Sup bro, we got the same first name. I have better grammar as well.
Hey, bro. I like your grammar.
Jul 16 - 09:50 AM
My name isn't Carson, but I like grammar.
Jul 16 - 10:37 AM
Hey bro, I'm gonna date Ron M.'s sister
Jul 16 - 01:14 PM
English may not be the first language of the person you were replying to.
Jul 16 - 10:08 AM
Really he is missing a comma after "what". And your previous comment was lacking proper punctuation as well.
Jul 16 - 12:27 PM
Don't start a sentence with "and".
Jul 16 - 01:24 PM
Actually, he missed a question mark, not a comma. He also missed an "a" after "you" and "film critic".
Jul 16 - 01:50 PM
Actually, he missed a question mark, not a comma. He also missed an "a" after "you" and before "film critic".
Jul 16 - 01:53 PM
Jul 16 - 12:59 PM
MIB III is fresh but this has to much action??
The guy gave the movie SAFE a fresh and why would you compare the action to transformers? Transformers was heavy CGI, 100+ massive robots. This is real life action sequences.
Irrelavant review.. Nuff said..
Jul 16 - 09:16 AM
OK I'll stop reading
R.I.P. Marshall Fine
Jul 16 - 08:21 AM
Indeed. As much as I know I'm going to enjoy this movie, this man happened not to, and that's ok with me.
...but it sure as heck won't be ok with every 12-year-old on Rotten Tomatoes!!! :-)
Jul 16 - 08:58 AM
I know, right? It's sickening how disrespectful people can be on the internet just because ONE person didn't agree with their opinion. Grow up.
Jul 16 - 11:27 AM
A Wise Man
Jul 16 - 12:15 PM
And here we...go.
Jul 16 - 08:22 AM
This guy has no idea what he is talking about. Shit faced moron
lol, stfu :)
Jul 16 - 09:10 AM
wait...so you've seen the film and can prove he is wrong?
dont be retards, seriously, its going to be a great film and this review is garbage
Jul 16 - 10:06 AM
You cannot prove something like that. I'm still working on my Theory of Nolanivity, but I haven't gotten the math down yet.
Jul 16 - 03:18 PM
http://hollywoodandfine.com/fineblog/?p=154 He doesn't seem to like The Dark Knight either so this effectively invalidates his verdict of the film.
Jul 16 - 08:23 AM
he also wrote an article stating why The Dark Knight should have been Oscar-nominated snubbed. Should have seen this one coming.
Jul 16 - 09:14 AM
That was not the first negative review blurb I was expecting to read
Yung Yan Chan
ok,so the amazing spiderman is fresh,both are action film and you said the action is so massive??
Neo-Gramscian Kevin Ives
Let's all act like rational adults and allow this man to have his opinion. Not everyone is going to like this movie. It's OK.
Jul 16 - 08:24 AM
Plus, most of you haven't even laid eyes on the movie yet, so there's that as well.
SHUT UP, GET THE PITCHFORKS
Jul 16 - 08:55 AM
Jul 16 - 08:57 AM
FANBOYS.....ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol but seriously, this gonna is gonna get alot of death threats. smh
Jul 16 - 08:26 AM
Colin T. Coyote
... is un-FUCKIN'-believable.
Jul 16 - 10:07 AM
He is a f*** stick.
Jul 16 - 12:30 PM
yo ahole,didya took some of that aholetic gas from scarecrow?
Jul 16 - 08:25 AM
Marshall Fine didn't like the Dark Knight either. He's a mess.
It seems to me like he's not a "Top Critic" for a reason.
Jul 16 - 05:35 PM
Victor Dos Santos
I dont know if I like the idea of Transformers being compared to The Dark Knight Rises. Who am I kidding, I hate that idea. As for the review, you don't like it, okay, I'll live. No need to get into a hateful rage because you dislike a movie.
Anyone else think it's a giant leap for mankind that there's almost more bashing of the bashers than bashing of the reviewer?
*sniff*... there's hope for humanity yet...
dethburger hates Flixster
This is what is known as "irony"...and I LOVE IT!!!
Jul 16 - 10:42 AM
I do not like the idea either, this guy obviously did not see either of the films. If he did he would understand how much BS is in his statement.
Jul 16 - 12:02 PM
Of course he would give this a negative review. The guy worked for Gannett for Christ sake.
With all due respect I think it is artistically unfair to compare a Christopher Nolan film to a CGI-laden story lacking "boom" movie such as transformers.
exactly what i said, but you said it better hahah
Jul 16 - 02:02 PM
You're a fucking idiot
Fan boy assemble... wait wrong movie
Jul 16 - 08:27 AM
I knew there'd be a contrarian troll or hipster somewhere to taint the film's perfect 100% fresh rating.
Yea but a little to early
Jul 16 - 08:42 AM
I read your comment, and I knew it was you before I even saw your name.
Jul 16 - 08:47 AM
Because a 100% rating means something? I never understood that idea. Who cares about the rating. Is 96% rating going to keep you from seeing a movie you already want to see? And God forbid someone who saw the movie has a different opinion on it than someone that hasn't seen the movie yet. Time to get over it. You're going to see it no matter what, anyway.
Jul 16 - 11:03 AM
Giving this movie a rotten review because of loud noises is what makes this absurd. Whether or not it was too much action for his taste, he has to critique the film for what other 99.9% of critics are praising it as...the best superhero movie of all time. According to this guy, Amazing Spiderman has a leg up (pun intended) on TDKR. Ridiculousness!
Jul 16 - 01:58 PM
Actually I think you'll find its 94%, not 99.9%. Get it right.
Jul 16 - 03:58 PM
oh dear, spoke too soon. Now it's 91%. How low will it go!?
Jul 16 - 03:59 PM
LET ME GET MY NAME OUT THERE BY BEING THE FIRST TO GIVE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES A ROTTEN REVIEW. /SUCCESS
Jul 16 - 08:28 AM
caplock makes me cool. /success
Jul 16 - 08:54 AM
Jul 16 - 03:42 PM
Wait! who the hell is Carson D?
Jul 16 - 04:02 PM