The Descendants Quotes

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• 1. Matt King: Come after me if you want. It will just make us closer.
  – Submitted by In Your D (6 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: You give your children enough money to do something, but not enough to do nothing.
  – Submitted by Prem Y (10 months ago)
• 1. Alexandra King: [Scottie presses the 'Adults Only' button and Alex grabs the remote away from her] No, you're not watching porn.
  2. Alexandra King: [to Sid] My dad watches porn.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (11 months ago)
• 1. Kai Mitchell: Matt, you're angry.
  2. Matt King: You have very keen powers of observation.
  – Submitted by Kelley L (15 months ago)
• 1. Scott Thorson: I am going to hit you.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: My friends on the mainland think just because I leave in Hawaii, I live in paradise, like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here, sipping Mai Tais, shaking our hips, catching waves. Are they insane? Do they think we are immune to life? How can they possibly think our famalies are less screwed up, our cancers less fatal, our heartache less painful?
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Scottie King: Some photographer lady took pictures of her mom in the hospital while she was dying and they are considered art.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: A family seems exactly like an archipelago. All part of the same whole, but still seperate and alone and always drifting slowly apart.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: You little fuck. Do you get hit a lot?
  2. Sid: I don't know. I've had my share.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself.
  2. Matt King: What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?
  3. Matt King: Elizabeth is dying. Wait... Fuck you! And she's dying.
  – Submitted by Anas K (15 months ago)
• 1. Sid: I'm not so bad. I'm smart.
  2. Matt King: You are about a hundred miles from Smartville. No offence.
  – Submitted by Tomas K (15 months ago)
• 1. Scottie King: Shut up, you motherless whore!
  – Submitted by Jerky S (15 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.
  – Submitted by Gonzalo D (16 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: You're relentless!
  – Submitted by Timothy L (16 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself !
  – Submitted by Ankit A (16 months ago)
• 1. Scottie King: Hey Troy! [flicks him off]
  – Submitted by Ben C (16 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: Don't ever do that to me again.
  – Submitted by Gordon F (17 months ago)
• 1. Sid: How often do adults just haul off and cold cock you like that?
  – Submitted by Michael C (17 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: You give your children enough money to do something, but not enough to do nothing.
  – Submitted by Chad E (17 months ago)
• 1. Matt King: Well, I guess that is about it.
  – Submitted by Kathleen W (18 months ago)
• 1. Alexandra: You really don't have a clue do you?
  2. Alexandra: Dad. Mom was cheating on you.
  – Submitted by Chris P (19 months ago)
• 1. Alexandra: Dad? What's up Dad! What's happenin'?
  – Submitted by Chris P (19 months ago)