Critics Consensus: The Expendables 2 Is (Mostly) Big, Dumb Fun

Summary

This week at the movies, we've got macho mercenaries (The Expendables 2, starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham); a zombified community (ParaNorman, with voice work by Kodi Smit-McPhee and Casey Affleck); an arboreal child (The Odd Life of Timothy Green, starring Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton); and troubled songstress (Sparkle, starring Jordin Sparks and Whitney Houston). You pretty much know what you're getting with The Expendables 2: a group of past-and-present action stars wisecracking and blowing stuff up real good. The surprise, say critics, is that this sequel tops its predecessor in just about every way; sure, it's dumb, loud, and a little too self-conscious, but it's got enough muscular action and funny one-liners to delight the popcorn crowd. Back to Article

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Jake Cecena

Jake Cecena

Yes to The Expendables 2 and ParaNorman.

"Meh" to Sparkle.

No to The Odd Life of Timothy Green.

Aug 16 - 04:48 PM

Gordon Franklin Terry Sr

Gordon Terry

12,000 R-T users gave ParaNorman the combined score of 76% as opposed to the 86 % combined total given by critics. 36,000 R-T users combined gave THE EXPENDABLES a 90% and 63 reviewers combined gave it a 65%

Aug 17 - 02:31 PM

Janson Jinnistan

Janson Jinnistan

:ots of odd little films this week. "Cosmopolis" is the one I'm most eager to see. "Compliance" has potential. "Chicken with Plums" is from the director of "Persopolis". "Robot and Frank" sounds strange. I only wish it were a horror film, like a robot "Monkey Shines". Speaking of which, I've heard "Awakening" is effective, and I look forward to that. "Side by Side" is butter for cinephiles, just as any film with both Deneuve and Sagnier is butter for Franco-femmephiles (check out "8 Women" sometime). I don't believe I'll be watching any film with a drug dealer named "Sprinkles" in it, even if he's played by Tracy Morgan, the go-to black guy for screenwriters who think drug dealers have names like Sprinkles.

I usually don't advocate downloading, but if you want to do yourself a favor, get Aretha Franklin's original theme song from "Sparkle" from '76, produced by Curtis Mayfield. One of her very finest performances. I'll be watching "Expendables" soon enough, probably with fellow bros and strong libation. How bad can it be? (Oh right, the first one) "Paranorman" looks good to me, but I can wait for video.

Aug 16 - 05:33 PM

Premo Beat

John Noto

What about drug users named Bubbles?

Aug 16 - 11:12 PM

King Crunk

King Crunk

Good one. Seriously, The Wire is amazing.

Aug 17 - 12:18 AM

Gordon Franklin Terry Sr

Gordon Terry

The Wire is suffocating-Hell excellently acted and scripted and produced BARRAGE of bleak hopelessness.

Aug 17 - 02:32 PM

Janson Jinnistan

Janson Jinnistan

Michael Jackson was drugging his chimp?

Aug 17 - 09:23 AM

Corr

Alexander Sciury

I want to see The Expendables 2,looks like good fun.
When I first saw Paranorman I thought it looked kind of stupid,but after watching some trailers,I really want to go see it now.

Aug 16 - 05:35 PM

Bradley J.

Bradley J

ParaNorman looks awesome and I've been waiting for that forever. Can't wait to see it!! No to everything else.

Aug 16 - 06:32 PM

Jaxx Raxor

Adam Jones

This looks like to be the biggest weekend of August, with Expendables 2 likely pulling in at least $50 million if not more, and perhaps Paranorman being in second with good reviews. Sparkle will appeal to African American women (and others who love Whitney Houston) although it may skew a bit younger than most films that aim for the black female demographic. Timothy Green will probably crash a burn: that film has competition for the family crowd from Paranorman (although the latter isn't as approriate for real young children) and it's too typical and sappy to be really appealing.

Aug 16 - 06:39 PM

Michael Turnbill

Michael Turnbill

would love to see Cosmoplis, the awakening, robot & frank, and compliance this weekend but my theaters never get these films.

Aug 16 - 08:12 PM

Sean D.

Sean D

I know that feel, bro. :(

Aug 18 - 07:02 AM

Valmordas

Val Mordas

My bet is on ParaNorman taking home the gold this weekend. Expendables is plain cheesy, and Odd Life of Timothy Green is lame Disney live-action crap (as is most of their non-animated films).

Aug 16 - 08:38 PM

Vincent Fissore

Vincent Fissore

Never underestimate the ability of the American moviegoer to prefer explosions, former action heroes on their tenth round of Botox and the occasional Chuck Norris fact over stop-motion animation.

Aug 16 - 11:32 PM

Ken Wolfson

Ken Wolfson

This may convince my father to see the expendables 2 with me.

Aug 16 - 08:51 PM

King Crunk

King Crunk

I wish Compliance and Cosmopolis were wider releases, they look the most interesting this week. I might catch The Expendables 2 down the line if my friends want to have a boys night out and see something stupid and ridiculous.

Aug 17 - 12:15 AM

Bertram Krogh

Bertram Krogh

I am looking forward to The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Compliance, Robot & Frank, Why Stop Now and Cosmopolis.
Will probably watch The Expendables 2 and ParaNorman just for the sake of it, they are the top films this week.

Aug 17 - 04:06 AM

Hans M.

Hans Morgenstern

There's something rotten in the state of film criticism when films get fresh ratings for being "(Mostly) Big, Dumb Fun." That would make it a big avoid in my book. Looking forward to: Cosmopolis and Robert & Frank and even ParaNorman (loved Coraline).

Aug 17 - 04:58 AM

Valmordas

Val Mordas

Agree it sounds awful.

Aug 17 - 02:49 PM

Michael Keppy

Michael Keppy

Yes god forbid anyone have fun watching a movie!

Aug 17 - 07:59 PM

Eric I.

Eric Irvan

Why? "(Mostly) big dumb fun" sounds like a fun romp of a movie to go to. There's something rotten in the state of film criticism when films get rotten ratings simply for being fun. I mean, what kind of a douche bag would rate a film badly for ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT WAS ACTUALLY MEANT TO DO BY ACTUALLY BEING A FUN FILM TO ACTUALLY SEE.

Aug 18 - 03:51 AM

Janson Jinnistan

Janson Jinnistan

When did Dumb = Fun? If you like "dumb", fine. But, you know, you just might be dumb.

Aug 18 - 04:29 PM

bigbrother

Bigbrother .

It's not big, dumb, fun. It's big, dumb fun. There's dumb fun and smart fun and sexy fun and exciting fun. There's all manner of fun. As someone who's had more than his share of dumb fun I can attest that it exists...I've seeeeeen iitttt!!!! Waterworld, another classic example of big, dumb fun.

Aug 19 - 07:00 AM

Billy B.

Billy Barnett

Expendables 2 and ParaNorman of course.
Robot & Frank looks interesting I love robot movies.

Aug 17 - 05:50 AM

Bloody Mathias

Mathias N/A

I'm far more excited about ParaNorman than any other August release.

Gave Coraline an 8.5/10 and I'm expecting Norman to keep up with her.

Aug 17 - 06:24 AM

Brad and Netflix

Bradly Martin

Expendables reminds me more of a Fast and Furious Film then any kind of 80s 90s action movie I grew up with. only instead of a pissing competition about cars it's about guns. My guns Bigger GRRRR, NO MY GUN IS BIGGER GRRRRR, DOUBLE ENTENDRE GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Derek Luke is in Sparkle. A great younger actor from a lot of lower budget films since there is no place for a talented Young Black guy in a big blockbuster unless he is part of some Team Diversity Squad (like in Captain America, hint...he was the black Guy).

I hope Paranorman is better then Monster House. Monster house was hyped up big time by Critics and wasn't all that great. Wasn't bad, but I'd never willingly watch it again. Id rather watch the movies it was ripping off.

Cosmopolis is also a film I would like to see and Chicken with Plums I got to add to the list. Director of Persopolis you say? I enjoyed Persopolis very much! Thanks for the heads up again Janson!

Aug 17 - 08:53 AM

Janson Jinnistan

Janson Jinnistan

I slightly misspoke. I misspelled "Persepolis" as "Persopolis" first of all, but it's actually from the same writing/directing pair, Vincent Paronnaud and Marjane Satrapi. But, yeah, it's their second film together after "Persepolis", so that makes it absolutely worth a look.

Aug 17 - 09:21 AM

Andrew M.

Andrew Milito

Am I the only one that thinks ParaNorman looks "meh" at best?

Aug 17 - 10:08 AM

Manuel Granados Vargas

Manuel Granados Vargas

Quite possibly

Aug 17 - 10:33 AM

Linda B.

Linda Burke

You and I might be the only two people on the planet, Andrew. If the rest of the movie is indicative of what they're showing in the previews, then I'll pass. I respect the fact that it's hand-done animation, and for that reason alone I hope it does well, but the story and characters aren't giving me an incentive at this point. Granted, I could understand wanting to see it, but I really don't see where anyone over the age of 12 would be jumping up and down to see it in theaters.

Aug 18 - 03:04 PM

Brian Spiekerman

Brian Spiekerman

Trailers always show the worst of movies. It's a very thoughtful film with more mature humor than other kids' movies.

Aug 23 - 03:18 PM

Manuel Granados Vargas

Manuel Granados Vargas

The Awakening, Paranorman and Expendables 2 are the ones I'd like to watch. I'd also check out Robot & Frank if I can find it.

Aug 17 - 10:31 AM

SecondBest

This Guy

EXPENDABLES 2!!!!!! is all that im seeing. All the other movies look like crap!!

Aug 17 - 01:14 PM

sunsaz

Chris Moore

Paranorman MIGHT win the weekend, but the horror theme might scare away some families. It'll be a coin toss between Paranorman and Expendables.

Aug 17 - 05:29 PM

Michael Keppy

Michael Keppy

Im sorry but the is no way paranorman will be the expendables, just no freaking way. You people are crazy to.think otherwise and id be willing to bet expendables beats it by more than twenty million too!

Aug 17 - 08:03 PM

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