The Expendables 2 Quotes

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• 1. Lee Christmas: And by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you - Man and Knife.
  – Submitted by T R (37 days ago)
• 1. Trench: I'm back!
  – Submitted by Jed G (4 months ago)
• 1. Gunnar Jensen: So when are you coming back?
  2. Yin Yang: Maybe soon, maybe never, maybe try a new life.
  3. Gunnar Jensen: Then who am I supposed to pick on?
  4. Yin Yang: You will find another minority.
  – Submitted by Kevin Q (6 months ago)
• 1. Barney Ross: We keep it light, until it's time to go dark. Then we go pitch black.
  – Submitted by Jeremy B (8 months ago)
• 1. Barney Ross: [mockingly] Hello, darlin'.
  2. Lee Christmas: Hello, darlin'.
  – Submitted by Patricia I (8 months ago)
• 1. Lee Christmas: I now pronounce you Man and Knife!
  – Submitted by Debbie R (8 months ago)
• 1. Jean Vilain: What's it going to be? Man or sheep?
  2. Barney Ross: You wanna man up? I'll man you up.
  – Submitted by Michael P (8 months ago)
• 1. Barney Ross: Are you playing games with me, Maggie?
  2. Maggie: No. Are 'you' playing games with me, Barney Ross?
  – Submitted by Michael P (8 months ago)
• 1. Gunnar Jensen: Booker? So you're the one they call 'Lone Wolf'?
  2. Booker: I've been called that. But I have mellowed.
  3. Barney Ross: [sees 20 dead gunmen] Not that much...
  – Submitted by Jeremy H (8 months ago)
• 1. Barney Ross: You missed.
  2. Lee Christmas: You're aiming!
  – Submitted by Nicole G (8 months ago)
• 1. Trench: I am out of ammo. I'll be back!
  2. Mr. Church: You've been back enough! It's my turn to be back.
  3. Trench: Well yippe-kai-yay.
  – Submitted by Shawn M (8 months ago)
• 1. Billy the Kid: I'm so sorry sir.
  2. Barney Ross: It's not your fault.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: I'm gonna fight like a man and I'm gonna make you man up.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (9 months ago)
• 1. Jean Vilain: Will you fight like a man? Or will you fight like a sheep?
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (9 months ago)
• 1. Mr. Church: Shoot something!
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Trench?
  2. Trench: I'm embarrassed.
  3. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Well you should be.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (9 months ago)
• 1. Yin Yang: Trench who's next Rambo?
  – Submitted by William M (9 months ago)
• 1. Lee Christmas: A friend to a friend. I wish you learn some fight. [to Barne Ross] [Lee Christmas showing his clean face]
  – Submitted by Kalpit S (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: You have an ego as big as a Dinosaur. [to Lee Christmas]
  – Submitted by Kalpit S (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: That's how we deal with death. We keep it light, until it's time to go dark. Then we go pitch black.
  – Submitted by Sean C (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney Ross: Why do the good die early and the evil live longer?
  – Submitted by Rossell Ü Vherna R (9 months ago)
• 1. Hector: [looks at Lee Christmas] Pick it up.
  2. Lee Christmas: Not a chance.
  3. Hector: Pick it up and hand it to me nicely.
  – Submitted by Mike B (9 months ago)
• 1. Lee Christmas: I now pronounce you man and knife.
  – Submitted by Juls M (9 months ago)
• 1. Jean Vilain: Don't challenge me.
  – Submitted by Francisco F (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Rest in pieces.
  – Submitted by Pamela E (9 months ago)
• 1. Trench: Who's next Rambo?
  – Submitted by Em-Em S (9 months ago)
• 1. Trench: I need a big weapon. [he looks at Hale's gun.] Yours!
  2. Hale Caesar: My big weapons stays right where it is. [Trench takes his gun anyway] If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated!
  3. Trench: In your dreams.
  – Submitted by Michael P (9 months ago)
• 1. Trench: I'll be back.
  2. Mr. Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.
  3. Trench: Yippie-kay-yay.
  – Submitted by Jay L (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: That plane belongs in a museum!
  2. Trench: We all do.
  – Submitted by ScubaSteve Walter M (9 months ago)
• 1. Yin Yang: Nothing can stop me now!
  – Submitted by Calvin C (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney Ross: Why always me?
  – Submitted by Ashraf H (9 months ago)
• 1. Trench: I'm back!
  – Submitted by Geraldo G (9 months ago)
• 1. Trench: Yippie-ka-yee!
  – Submitted by Robert F (9 months ago)
• 1. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: I heard you died?
  2. Booker: Yeah, I heard that too.
  – Submitted by Robert F (9 months ago)
• 1. Booker: Sometimes it's fun to run with the pack.
  – Submitted by Wesley W (9 months ago)
• 1. Trench: My shoe is bigger than this car.
  – Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)
• 1. Hale Caesar: Remember this shit at Christmas!
  – Submitted by Jonathan S (10 months ago)