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The Five-Year Engagement Quotes

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  • George Barnes: The first important thing to remember about marriage is that it requires commitment. The second is that so does insanity.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: This is supposed to be exciting. It's your wedding - you only get a few of these!
    ‐ Submitted by Sami A (3 years ago)

  • Tom: I want to be alone, but I want you here.
    ‐ Submitted by Mallory L (3 years ago)

  • Violet: I've dreamt about those receipts since I was a little girl.
    ‐ Submitted by Gary W (3 years ago)

  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: The worst choice you can make, is no choice at all.
    ‐ Submitted by Aries E (3 years ago)

  • Violet Barnes: I don't think we can figure out all of our problems before we get married, but I promise you that I will just love you every step of the way.
    ‐ Submitted by Jelai R (3 years ago)

  • Alex Eilhauer: Nothing but porcelain...Poosh.
    ‐ Submitted by Kathy C (4 years ago)

  • Tarquin: C is for condom!
    ‐ Submitted by Marissa G (4 years ago)

  • Audrey: I'm going to stop before I say something mean!
    ‐ Submitted by Adina Z (4 years ago)

  • Audrey: Tom! Be more Indian!
    ‐ Submitted by Chuck M (4 years ago)

  • Audrey: Your getting fat!
    ‐ Submitted by Stephanie K (4 years ago)

  • Tarquin: I'm sorry I wasn't Made In China!
    ‐ Submitted by Katy S (4 years ago)

  • Alex Eilhauer: It feels like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's Dick!
    ‐ Submitted by Philip L (4 years ago)

  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: There is no perfect cookie!
    ‐ Submitted by Didi M (4 years ago)

  • Violet: Can't wait to tell Tom.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew F (4 years ago)

  • Not Zach: Hey professor!
    ‐ Submitted by Kenneth S (4 years ago)

  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: This is supposed to be exciting. This is your wedding. You only get a few of these.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachel U (4 years ago)

  • Violet: Can't wait to tell Tom.
    ‐ Submitted by macky s (4 years ago)

  • Violet: Can't wait to tell Tom.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Violet: That's a fire hydrant!
    ‐ Submitted by Amneer P (4 years ago)