Critical Consensus: Heartbreak Needs Discipline, Jane Worth Perusing, Seeker Reeks

Plus: guess the Feel the Noise Tomatometer!

This week at the movies, we've got honeymooners (The Heartbreak Kid, starring Ben Stiller and Michelle Monaghan), teenage heroes (The Seeker, starring Alexander Ludwig), bookworms in love (The Jane Austen Book Club, starring Maria Bello and Emily Blunt), and fledgling rappers (Feel the Noise, starring Zulay Henao). What do the critics have to say?

For Rhode Islanders, the work of Bobby and Peter Farrelly has long been a source of regional pride; their best work (There's Something About Mary, Dumb and Dumber) deftly combined taboo-busting, gross-out yucks with an undeniable sweetness. So it breaks the heart of this Ocean State native to report that their latest, The Heartbreak Kid, isn't generating all that much warmth with the critics. Based upon Elaine May's 1972 semi-classic, Kid stars Ben Stiller as a recently-married guy who quickly learns his new bride has much more baggage than he bargained for; on his honeymoon, he meets Miranda (Michelle Monhagan), who just might be the right gal for him. The pundits say that while the film does contain a smattering of raunchy laughs, they seemed shoehorned into the film, undercutting character development and any kind of message. At 48 percent on the Tomatometer, this Kid isn't alright. It's certainly a cut below the original (at 89 percent).

The Village People recruits its seventh member.

If a compelling, magical fantasy world is something you're actively seeking, critics say you may want to avoid The Seeker. Based upon the Newberry Award-winning book series, The Seeker is the story of a 14-year-old who discovers he's the last in a long line of noble fighters dedicated to battling an evil force called the Dark. (Uh, so was Thomas Edison, like, the greatest of those warriors? Just asking.) Critics say The Seeker is several notches below the Harry Potter films in terms of emotional resonance and filmmaking quality, and underutilizes the talents of Ian McShane and Frances Conroy. At 25 percent on the Tomatometer, The Seeker may not be what you're looking for.

They seek him here, they seek him there, his clothes are loud but never square.

If your sensibilities run toward action flicks, you are likely prejudiced against light comedies about smart people and their relationship troubles. In the case of The Jane Austen Book Club, the critics say you might want to swallow your pride. The film tells the story of a group of six women whose book club assignment is for each to read one of Austen's novels; they soon find events in their lives eerily paralleling the texts they're reading. The critics say that what could have been a bland exercise in chick-flick-dom is elevated by an outstanding cast that includes Maria Bello, Emily Blunt, and Kathy Baker; each of the principals plays her part with intelligence and warmth. If you're so inclined, The Jane Austen Book Club's 72 percent Tomatometer should offer ample persuasion to check this film out.

"Okay, so you take a left after Northanger Abbey, and a right at Mansfield Park..."

Critics weren't allowed to come on and Feel the Noise, perhaps because it's either too wild, wild, wild for them to understand, or it isn't all that good. Either way, this tale of an aspiring rapper who finds love and redemption in the Puerto Rican Reggaeton scene was not screened before hitting theaters. You know the drill: Guess that Tomatometer!

Also opening this week in limited release: Lake of Fire, Tony Kaye's expressionist, evenhanded documentary about the abortion debate, is at 100 percent; Desert Bayou, a doc about the plight of African-American Hurricane Katrina refugees in Utah, is at 100 percent; My Kid Could Paint That, a portrait of an artist who's a very young girl (and may not be solely responsible for her highly-valued canvases), is at 100 percent; For the Bible Tells Me So, a doc that explores the Good Book's teachings on homosexuality, is at 89 percent; Kurt Cobain: About a Son, an impressionistic look at the life of the Nirvana frontman, is at 82 percent; Michael Clayton, starring George Clooney as a corporate whistleblower, is at 81 percent (check out our review from the Toronto Film Fest here); Finishing the Game, a mockumentary about an attempt to complete Bruce Lee's Game of Death after his untimely demise, is at 50 percent; and The Good Night, starring Gwyneth Paltrow in the tale of a romance that takes place in a man's dreams, is at 46 percent.

Trivia question: which of these men has been around the world, from London to the Bay?

Recent Ben Stiller Movies:
44% -- Night at the Museum (2006)
52% -- Tenacious D In: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
25% -- School for Scoundrels (2006)
55% -- Madagascar (2005)
69% -- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)


Heath H.

Heath Huxall

'The Seeker' just looked and sounded like a turd from the beginning.

Oct 4 - 05:20 PM


chris mark

looks like the farrelly brothers have another turd on there hands. Looks like i will be seeing The Kingdom

Oct 4 - 06:18 PM


Kenneth Roos

well at least a bunch of good documentaries are coming out.

Heartbreak hasn't appealed to me at all, The Dark is Rising(I have no clue why they changed it's title to the sequel) just took good source material and changed it so much that it is going to be garbage, and well the Jane Austen book club, yeah just don't want to see it.

Oct 4 - 06:27 PM

Bloody Mathias

Mathias N/A

Let's just hope that people out there realize what an unfunny moron Ben Stiller is and his movie crashes and burns.
Anything below $20 would be good. And my faith in humanity will once again be lessened if it gets a penny above $25 million.

Oct 4 - 07:50 PM

Lux Obscura

jonathan brazeau

heartbreak kid looks horrible, given that, it has ben stiller and will probably make 100 million dollars.

Oct 4 - 08:06 PM


Jasper Oosterveld

The clooney one looks really good but it will probally will do **** because the american cinema people have no taste.

Oct 5 - 02:26 AM


Arend Anton

Ben Stiller movies almost never appeal to me.

I hear good things about Michael Clayton, but the "I am Shiva the God of Death" line from the trailer makes me laugh...and I don't think it's supposed to. So I'm not too sure I want to sit there laughing at the movie when it's supposed to be so serious.

Oct 5 - 09:09 AM

Unbreakable Samurai

Unbreakable Samurai

Well I will check out The Heartbreak Kid. Yeah I always laugh at the Shiva line too, in Clayton, looking forward to it expanding next friday, so I can see it.

Oct 5 - 09:43 AM

Unbreakable Samurai

Unbreakable Samurai

Feel the Noice 9%

Oct 5 - 09:50 AM


Nate Baustad

Feel the Noise - 11%

Oct 5 - 04:14 PM

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